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《書》不云乎？「好問則裕。」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdWE8j1NMcu書經上不也說了？「喜歡募款的人會富裕。」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxd8K2GlsZ
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…所以你的錢捐給我，你就有福啦！737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5y1Kt1od6
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食品大佬就算把控了檢驗、買通了政要、影響了傳媒，做到了滴水不漏的境界，737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLto6XEFz5K
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但還是在功德會裡捐錢，怕死後下自家出品的油鍋地獄，737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmXMFcBhT4Q
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結論：讀書一定要發問，上床一定要戴套，從政一定要撈錢，成功一定要沒底限，做人一定要沒節操……這麼淺顯易懂的道理還用得著你來教？737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjyc39OQlDa
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還是說…這篇文章是在教我們如何把簡單的「ＯＯ一定要ＸＸ」變成繞口令？737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQiy0iKC9cV
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不得不稱讚的是，鬼島的教育真的很奇葩，以前有一堂課叫公民與道德，後來改成只要公民不要道德，公民不教實用的法治與納稅反而講起了國際政經，國文不教實用的公文寫作卻教起了古代的道德哲學，不切實際又不務正業，就像這篇文章一樣。
