作者：春秋夢想家‧莊周670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Hk5nBIRra北冥有魚，其名為鯤。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBuD1v6gu3
鬼島上有個黨，叫凹民黨。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSPQm7kgoln
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鯤之大，不知幾千里也。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGkVIj6KcuX
這個凹民黨呢，是很有錢的，黨產多得數都數不清…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMnGaOxttRa
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化而為鳥，其名為鵬，670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfBtfWVwhAd
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨，叫民凹黨，670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZCZkTNqhBG
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鵬之背，不知幾千里也。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3eXa42Qhr7
這個民凹黨也很有錢，財團獻金也是多得數都數不清…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlKBGEnoRvW
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怒而飛，其翼若垂天之雲，670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRLbGJ5ScI
這個民凹黨一出來，聲勢浩大得幾乎代表了鬼島過半數的死百姓，670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdnrm8K7tv4
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是鳥也，海運將徙於南冥，670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt0XRP18GQy
這個黨啊，等著下一屆的鬼島大選秀後要入主到秀場去，670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡatIyD3Axr7
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南冥者，天池也。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3aFGo6z8dg
秀場，就是鬼島的權力核心…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWP2yCwgqw0
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齊諧者，志怪者也，諧之言曰：670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGETOcJrnL
稽氏世界紀錄，專門記載前所未有的事情，它裡面就記載著：670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3bUHgQizY
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鵬之徙於南冥，水擊三千里，670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOOBYrghtCh
民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時，光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里，670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJzbdC1LQo
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摶扶搖而直上九萬里，去以六月息者也。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFMB6EvsWz
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成，就靠用不完的現金…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWpJrrmV03x
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野馬也，塵埃也，生物以息相吹也670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvL55mYTVdR
滿山遍野的廣告，鋪天蓋地的文宣，還有那喧囂擾攘排山倒海而來的網民水軍…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfKa3w7UEv
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天之蒼蒼，其正色邪？其遠而無所至極邪？670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV0tMvtHhLk
天天喊著要政治清明，可是政治真的清明？還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心？670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1aAe271Ay2
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其視下，亦若是則己矣。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHB5LllR1V5
怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx0Io5Ln3S6
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且夫水之積也不厚，則負大舟也無力，670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIveRj9Sds9
在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8DqxgEYqiE
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覆杯水於坳堂之上，則芥為之舟，670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd25Wogpslt
只要人氣足以選上縣長，七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1，670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwSD2OapwUB
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置杯則膠，水淺而舟大也。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8JHSTWLvU6
可是想搞出個海角七億，這樣的地位就還是太低…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1RgVGhFjE
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故九萬里，則風斯在下矣，670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFPNV5P3lTy
所以要弄出九成的支持率，先用大量的現金在背後支持。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLTQKjIRFfD
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLfi5a6gTd
然後把持媒體操弄輿論，人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓，然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5HgLpOpBVa
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蜩與學鳩笑之曰：我決起而飛，槍榆枋而止，670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoBMuQwIB19
小確幸們笑著說：我們本本份份的當個勞工，一例一休，670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6aiZR3ZDK
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時則不至而控於地而已矣，奚以九萬里而南為？670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9BvZtaPzJn
時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排，幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政？670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡopF9VPvVHI
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適蒼莽者，三滄而反，腹猶果然，670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwUOXvS1n5t
欠銀行一萬，三個月叫你還清，順便跟你收個循環利息，670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQ6ePS4fKZ
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適百里者，宿舂糧，670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCOrqM6MjBd
欠銀行一百萬，廿年要你還清，670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhWyX2xbFj
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適千里者，三月眾糧，之二蟲又何知？670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHtfeztXYD
但是只要欠銀行三億，銀行就是你家開的，你小確幸懂個屁！670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfsVWyRguoq
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小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLxe7yYUBUC
聘僱不如正職，鐵飯碗不如金湯匙，你知道為什麼嗎？670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9fOFsY9GTp
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朝菌不知晦朔，蟪蛄不知春秋，此小年也。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1JNFilNQnh
台電爭年終，公務員爭勞退，這些就叫鐵飯碗…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5rkD7Et0r
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楚之南有冥靈者，以五百年為春，五百年為秋。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUc1peOTkQ4
鬼島有些選秀世家，爸爸掛了兒子選，兒子關了媳婦選，670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyLQiCGROfa
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKsNDtFvA8N
上古有大樁者，以八千歲為春，八千歲為秋，此大年也。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrw71rsv45x
以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDpCSnJa4yJ
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而彭祖乃今以久特聞，眾人匹之，不亦悲乎！670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2MHLMdyvcN
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDH7AZt9Oj
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湯之問棘也是已：670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fCTWzHzkh
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbbL0bAD86P
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Oc98mZ5sM
窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg7wYQWpKoo
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyQ8yvkZPQ
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3UdhuzxzK
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ15S3spdxCw
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有鳥焉，其名為鵬，670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG96IbXk5hS
另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7NCRdGgXKa
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背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEGp0JUOxc
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3SoBKMdKbr
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuAsSRmtj5Z
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg3IuMWuWqP
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斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmIWEtOHe7l
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvohQzSEIMn
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我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMmjImJeZwK
我每天上網PO文，混個點閱率一二千，670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1w6SoRXif9
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRmEULs28XM
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW8LQaY7BHm
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此大小之辯也。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5sNYpvuwH6
這！就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊！670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3IxDaoTtg0
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzpqhqLGYD
所以，買了個美國大學文憑，當了個黨團書記，670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbZ6K5rUK2
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZ2od5RB48
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9same6lT4y
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9j3J1Dur89
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKcgTvdadCO
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸，舉世而非之而不加沮。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrlu15kje5f
像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMRMuNXMs8
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtF51FJCUtW
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBIvbugo6p
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ03hvpwSaYE
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjAThOpltej
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxf0Rj3EV1r
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd7TVADOhGC
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp0YjG4RS0Y
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuRnPdeW8W3
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIuJKsZsNz
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbbBnufyfha
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7EhArhnOaQ
夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGj5gKvh67
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYl8fN962b
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ExSMJflZl
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizKVQgRAtZ
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9y4xLmeEc
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡellYVAh9Gk
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93a6goqp5l
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrxwb8MzR3q
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn8gJBRuVXE
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVsbi8WSbs
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ3Tl2WFu27
夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ZLWpUmhYI
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ86dh2Et3F
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsGgiZ8R23d
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1F3WbxDzXg
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ZYoZYOWJX
許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ZfjP3Oxuj
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxpkGUsSKkV
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFnrG3415L
而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKO0kDBV4w
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡclsEznl0VX
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0t83JIj1pu
名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMudAsETb3M
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRFmw9GmmyU
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4Ljk11241
鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1VQOPwolu0
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrk47Ac7StS
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3QCIdoCgiO
偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCz5OvJhkIA
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpjQ4t36Y9K
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh9JxdDVG3s
歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRi1k8AYJ6
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3qREgmNYt
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡweB6wm4Ql0
庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgujEmbg4Tv
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ltmO02lIi
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfT41jNqlvS
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBeJSWk4Cyx
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGIdONFwNxv
肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIn9DUCfTe5
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiN4drlMhwS
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxXEw1RE5Z
吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEVSzLjTKTM
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIc3jtQapjw
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuXF6pmrSrb
連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBkMRru2VU
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfsO3IjQxlD
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg3jT02xxhO
曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGGixT7s1xe
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxtG8Prx78j
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡccpUBEnpL3
肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdTnNPpIVXC
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV5a1meQlZC
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wHNFM88Lv
不食五谷，吸風飲露；670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPM243sJDD
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4QpmZNZlB
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSKz6WcGD8u
乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxSOnFnCUfB
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcUwUolTsqN
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgg0w76gmd
其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3etlYnACE
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qu0DfHKRo
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWm8b64kum
吾以是狂而不信也。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB7BqfhGXkp
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdI56ir6m1d
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡldLyYmmQ05
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9VkJjERVaJ
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKLH6KpVPv
連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdV51NtQbQ
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa9hw9zmyXV
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfBJXkm3PiW
豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡowvFRGKZfd
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGBlxc1o5K
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBlMMoXHypE
之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3NmWRul5v9
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡByfP6eq5yx
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKszTILaOQ
世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFZPWwDSZJ
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNabc5uD2S
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMHqhto8DgI
之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCn11Jl0YV
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRaakQiAYlD
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkGZGHSIbQ
大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDiYUreU28
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRaMgvuml5
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQYnO7lSfD
是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn3qvdz1j9g
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxVsRIbp05c
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFWKWnId7OF
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyr6VnKIazB
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvIXAlFjy8
宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECw8ffDt3T
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbt1TY5iQv
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkIrzOrVaEg
堯治天下之民，平海內之政。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRnRCTKLS2
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk24xbMv5RC
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJndBLFhbn
往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEPiCu9zhP
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4iZMISyuye
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZjuoPatOF
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj4hT30lAxv
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemynDkuIVi
惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoM8J4MRRaJ
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyLTe8Q90XE
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB94INWssLv
以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfugGCT9PuK
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlq7oZ7fFCe
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW1QY5d2lwU
剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAidrdtCtDs
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBU70QbRbh
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPY46GCTZpi
非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgzHUWacnx
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4vA3YVLBO6
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66gbNOynxg
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNY2N5BG2In
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhn95l3TLuM
莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG68eDNi6lk
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGsTDKvcglF
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMOhBiWx6sj
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrze6vAMz0Z
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMY0PHhmim6
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCu00728mq
客聞之，請買其方百金。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJVDKdMd7i
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyCEQNDE5ix
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBgGkiLg4ZT
聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdk1kmZqcM
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE5QiuXI4tX
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIjOkj2LijE
今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZkteZeeFV
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSWwhFqYuW
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4JrSgOVhcG
客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ47lB8z89Ig
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMePynEQN6
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQLYGHbkUQs
冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwOtS0F8KCF
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhNreCUWQh
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7WLqB0vA73
能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAlIjPHO8oU
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECJroJEAqU
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJvqv9rDXYB
今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVSkfJpaKcS
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNMf5EljZXP
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOfOqvpbEWx
而憂其瓠落無所容？670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs8QW3RhIDC
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxo09FrWMEU
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfpzXbdZ3A
則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmNzvzMxkyI
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9oLBLn9Bn
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3aaDHF20Q
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdeI45fYr85
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIU15Hjqcch
惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIuvVBX7XbP
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTse7b5RwGU
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVi1r6fOED
其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89xdfCBCbD
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8YDSrbUw4r
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwP6LyHEbpS
今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4DOQ9pVsiH
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGM2UkFpHLG
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWfeDVvIrGB
莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdP783QGlx
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsAqhIHtO3z
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGAkTQ3ziU
東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVRXnIIb8A
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNY2mQhbFsU
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo9Zi055svF
今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYsMvot5uT6
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFcgEwUToa
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ86i9T1AZ4A
此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhdrZwL8NKu
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm0fZiuQITo
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMouaVtCaxG
今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2bIWLcfyjq
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVBLV8l3s9O
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbv6VvYCF87
彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡep06sQSUS1
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvOV89SH6Q
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQeSEHHYsfN
不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOH0VHlTEk
不出風頭就不會吃子彈，低調生活就不會被人批，沒有用處，也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊～670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnyDTTizc0g
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ47nH0wj519
670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQjY5o3Awk
結論：大人的世界好骯髒……
