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化而為鳥，其名為鵬，695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ZW3w2SEo8
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨，叫民凹黨，695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSuH45eeAra
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齊諧者，志怪者也，諧之言曰：695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7bAxzQfhg3
稽氏世界紀錄，專門記載前所未有的事情，它裡面就記載著：695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2hhxTcsG5
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它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成，就靠用不完的現金…695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3AIm0ZDh1L
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其視下，亦若是則己矣。695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6yPYEEUQNT
怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpbs3wFphX
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在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFA1piyhhg4
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGkUL9IYNQX
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小確幸們笑著說：我們本本份份的當個勞工，一例一休，695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHZ29dLkAg
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台電爭年終，公務員爭勞退，這些就叫鐵飯碗…695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUeLxOSuqc
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現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRXh7hY2ViF
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湯之問棘也是已：695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡClkKC27KSS
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtRHtvm7dU
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNPM8WQ2lHn
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4OVesyGsZw
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6PKdOQm4jV
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCEPZBSpjLh
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有鳥焉，其名為鵬，695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc6LlGlZEwR
另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBCulQ44yJD
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背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMgLNBQCCwm
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNq621n8nyx
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWfo5Vb9Cm7
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrkMwCxCKjB
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斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXbSFSUl5Nk
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8CAAs5bYj8
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我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7p67hJckF
我每天上網PO文，混個點閱率一二千，695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKznk64iN0o
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ0ArxtkMCI
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZccLbiwpq
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此大小之辯也。695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZeIFq35Gra
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRAutMDUDT2
所以，買了個美國大學文憑，當了個黨團書記，695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRLmnuGwo9P
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3nACiXZ5IG
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUb3mEIZ4l
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP5lIjOUCgW
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像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPGwoLsEc9I
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0vmYdfztsf
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkjrRGDoTk
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx3yMkmPA6r
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglb1R1m5ZO
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjZFPUXP8S
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBNM5Frtz2B
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8U1KcgW1L
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb1Iwuaycf0
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeb689ONUMN
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9h6rulGe7Z
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJOoA7O1y5
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94mHa0WEgI
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnKh4Lwo2AR
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOAXGH90b3U
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4rQGNonLb
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxjMnVoqfl3
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHv0DgANRgC
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11RIXOjkC2
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9K4L4euGlS
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2KYUopl680
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夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfq7WDPINQJ
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEs96ZWsPEs
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVd4kN4iWGk
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjy69nEc4fw
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許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7PaNclfw7
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYiO54S2m5f
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而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hnR00Av6o
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrt7WaDSNOJ
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名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkL9AzAwwaO
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHLUFJCrp95
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鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYfeQMGyzuL
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5IbDb7hZQF
695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtL0v2Donyw
偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHaXjFjtRLG
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡASCooMXlG4
695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxX64wprk1
歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy1yz6Pmjkm
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm87uZbnDvl
695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb0zdUCe8Ul
庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1pYiPGQn2N
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzeEZ4Aq1sw
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肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0cwNJU5Lbq
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ug02TZ2CR
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吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRrHASiW0rg
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcp4SnqAvzi
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連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn5V0OnahE2
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nqCTE45EP
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曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2HZ0klHiD
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmV55h2ZmWt
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肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbzF9B7xGPS
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJDdxhqcx0
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不食五谷，吸風飲露；695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZY0q2FBiH
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN0sn1F2S7j
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乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCBd7B0lFF
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGkVS10Kw3
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其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi8XDTk4lUX
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaksVi8ThP5
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吾以是狂而不信也。695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxVxIvxUGVN
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGV0QRTXVh
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連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbIdMJ5Vuk6
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9loQ7GlVB
695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xiYmTMi63
豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0Sx7t9bd5
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeHtRcnfhmW
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之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLi2gqSPkxC
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe0Fv4g2lmv
695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWNGuNaylTc
世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWQJ0ouD0N
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK399qaVcYn
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之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFo1ierbzS
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe6XbkXeaNX
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大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRRvj8QQMRF
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjO7PoXAI50
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是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYqOK8PpBJ
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBnP30eF7NF
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宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3kQEdvfeNC
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROg1qll4xb
695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd7Cja4Rnxe
堯治天下之民，平海內之政。695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3PLm8gbpkX
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoq7KQbKFWn
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往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkU2DEKGIP5
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhopLoq5hxB
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惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4PX3jEtOBj
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwkU0LC5Lx
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以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4BX9o6cPMj
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ym6txwCq1
695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjv4oYVRXSW
剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfDmtkFdD84
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsJwieTuysa
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非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7W6OJcyhgv
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs9bP2MdZLH
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莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKKC8M4gNXu
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNJS2qujPm
695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0AhellMJJ6
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡerC0NbpHzc
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvecowzeYD4
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客聞之，請買其方百金。695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3QHF9phNR1
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7efXup26vP
695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3pHynBQlC
聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡip86swb8YV
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdiO7maXQuE
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今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3RzM7wbdZI
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wQkRCeVAS
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客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbahpG21U97
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAGxwh2K469
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冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQVoLfYKcOh
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwziBO97EE
695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ884DCgtYI5
能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGDKksFG9q
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNI4VF1U0Hq
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今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZQ2GTVfd4
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeszgvhjaPu
695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9CNUhteBXz
而憂其瓠落無所容？695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54nyUUAk9J
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ52tniOGxHv
695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPsOAY4bRIp
則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW45p7mXNlh
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCvU75a7MBU
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惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9F3hppplMu
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOXq4XkND8
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其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Sq56dEHx0
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8TLKY2QJ0
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今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphoFR71zYd
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAyYP99t85V
695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTBS7Guz9M7
莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGeUM3yRskY
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcRZjc2EIdB
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東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80uo129iPL
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxK6ZbWfxv5
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今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXDeSukoGT
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKjjOpWPef
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此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdk1cQOefr
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsiLHNMolVS
695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM7UMXvNymj
今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZFpd3LcXv
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnAxeKkeCa
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彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡICxzltyCFn
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpzqRCFzarT
695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF09cCSZoNG
不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqEMCEMIkf5
不出風頭就不會吃子彈，低調生活就不會被人批，沒有用處，也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊～695Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9k65uB0JQ
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結論：大人的世界好骯髒……
