作者：清朝倒插門‧劉開630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj4QLtOc0Qx630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNcnZqteRRu
君子之學必好問。630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd7ENbdn3vz
咱們信徒修行一定要會募款，630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgC3WTIF08
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問與學，相輔而行者也，630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKmnPV43WgM
募款和修行，是水乳交融的事情，630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡePeJxLbvLS
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非學無以致疑，630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0vVh7Wy20y
不修行就沒有辨法修成正果，630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4MoOJxOdSM
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非問無以廣識。630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZfJnGthVI
不募款就沒錢搞宣傳活動，630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQteZ1nOzRZ
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好學而不勤問，630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpLty5CeoMb
喜歡修行而不努力募款的，630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhn2zs4Z8M
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非真能好學者也。630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEpsigzgIOQ
不能算是個真正的修道者。630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQSfRMSPfOj
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理明矣，630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3q2UcPcTTF
會說很多大道理，630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ714JjmMaAL
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而或不達於事，630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSltD8P5ZzC
日子卻擺明了過不下去，630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHGLeMYiJu
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識其大矣，630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg3CVlaVYUn
想要來去示威抗議刷存在，630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtVk9jfXIx
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而或不知其細，630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQMAimYYF1n
卻連車票的錢都買不起，630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZoEozwL88j
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舍問，其奚決焉！630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJRg1vXkWr
不募款，這些問題怎麼解決！630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3IgzSlDim
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賢於己者，630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqgqMtMmopO
遇到比自己有錢的，630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5zaljC9rK2
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問焉以破其疑，630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeX2nv1o5In
對他募款來舒解困境，630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl6XUCd9MJp
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所謂就有道而正也。630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFwJc0QcRO
這正是所謂的劫富濟貧630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHMfKjboAo
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不如己者，630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtXUJRerd2e
比自己窮的，630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIlUOHuB2VK
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問焉以求一得，630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAl9k4gAP2D
可以募得的款項雖然只有一點點，630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSgtIPlHX2K
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所謂以能問於不能，630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡliHAOZQVsB
但俗話說的好，蚊子再小也是肉，630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7ux229qGo
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以多問於寡也。630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAA8LmKbjT8
別拿豆包不當乾糧。630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDxtjpoVFY
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等於己者，630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5E4cLDiXw
財產和自己差不多的，630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz2GWDUyXFT
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問焉以資切磋，630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWrTJicC0vS
跟他募款就當朋友交培，630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWazUV8D4Ge
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所謂交相問難，630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4w8BcTKh0i
正好可以相互交流其它投資的門道，630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl3PpDLbyDn
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審問而明辨之也。630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuPpEXiOLsZ
還能拓展人脈廣結善緣。630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1gxIcG6eX
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《書》不云乎？「好問則裕。」630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKsPdwZa4JU書經上不也說了？「喜歡募款的人會富裕。」630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZrJy15uVVt
聖經上不也說了？「施比受更有福。」630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlsErBhqm62
…所以你的錢捐給我，你就有福啦！630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRRdwYxdOj2
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智者千慮，630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5kz9k68Fq
食品大佬就算把控了檢驗、買通了政要、影響了傳媒，做到了滴水不漏的境界，630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9NhqJE3Jlb
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必有一失。630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjGFIyRXsUG
但還是在功德會裡捐錢，怕死後下自家出品的油鍋地獄，630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRGgohDusht
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聖人之所不知，630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmUHLOiYKYF
所以那些豪門大戶不願意掏錢的，630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEl8BN9SPYB
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未必不為愚人之所知也；630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Q4eLuUKc9
未必平常人家的就不願意；630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKS2jFq0TbB
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愚人之所能，630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVd9iuSXgDH
而那些平常人家願意掏錢的，630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2DF4I2ygk
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未必非聖人之所不能也。630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYXuiMIfGWu
也不一定豪門大戶就不肯。630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvhHAOpnPiC
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理無專在，630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkIisQloixD
所以募款不用挑撿下手的對象，630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIlbJWsXmO
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而學無止境也。630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsAi2Fe50XX
就像修行的道路沒有終點。630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPiwTzk5e4w
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是故貴可以問賤，630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC505NHrQ44
所以再怎麼有錢還是要跟窮人募款，630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPjZNiD3X0
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賢可以問不肖，630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAl5GtU7sCN
六根清淨還是可以跟黑心商人募捐，630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMU23E2aFWy
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而老可以問幼，630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR6qCrmUt8c
慫恿老一輩的讓子女去捐錢也不是不行，630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlWgJvpz56N
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唯道之所成而已矣。630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiMyiustcME
就看你做人的底限在那裡而已。630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuaTfE1wn3P
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結論：讀書一定要發問，上床一定要戴套，從政一定要撈錢，成功一定要沒底限，做人一定要沒節操……這麼淺顯易懂的道理還用得著你來教？630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ289p7nphU9
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還是說…這篇文章是在教我們如何把簡單的「ＯＯ一定要ＸＸ」變成繞口令？630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnjOY8a4cZ
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不得不稱讚的是，鬼島的教育真的很奇葩，以前有一堂課叫公民與道德，後來改成只要公民不要道德，公民不教實用的法治與納稅反而講起了國際政經，國文不教實用的公文寫作卻教起了古代的道德哲學，不切實際又不務正業，就像這篇文章一樣。
