作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6r57ukjHpK先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFdXzffavob
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNqllvrQT8i
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宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw1ukchiu96
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpN8Zf79bkI
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閑靜少言，不慕榮利。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA5s8YMPmBi
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhR6o1PSThP
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好讀書，不求甚解；986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0RVmNmxlrz
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYpvI8HNsBA
986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxMUpDIQh38
每有會意，便欣然忘食。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCJOk27neJ
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMeCNnm9CQa
986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1stQ6Va1kz
性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOCkae4lzZt
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDDrrVMqDg4
986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKeNfG4fGlK
親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBdPyINfBrf
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49UvOse7He
986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRn4JqBDrWr
造飲輒盡，期在必醉；986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡatj71RKAPs
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYeorx0sU9t
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既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPgfCgAW31P
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqtWePzhNd
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環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF0lmjgf1xW
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2E8VBOoC2e
986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ocHPXmmWZ
短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4jUR3sx0GI
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxX93a1c3YA
986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ZBWpL8IhT
嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡINioQoLjDY
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgbBhLFQg3
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGtOZaDnlB
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnKDzJmnJXS
986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8FksMLSaeK
贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2ycg0BNzr
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmXdq8H4pFV
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其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3yLyIphGSR
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt70i9OEaX9
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無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI8I9u9X3sZ
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjzB3QY6VZt
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdHptx2Nk2a
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！
