作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明1011Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvQn3uxpYJ先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，1011Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbpVMFm8RrY
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，1011Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsa4nI6swz7
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宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。1011Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3WOTaarYV
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。1011Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL7IoOjOjXS
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閑靜少言，不慕榮利。1011Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6VNtLCGcyK
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，1011Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiosMqtgPtw
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好讀書，不求甚解；1011Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwJzSRgv3H
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，1011Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5p1PaynJr
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每有會意，便欣然忘食。1011Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxSHQvTufeW
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。1011Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBwzw4kmrw3
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性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。1011Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQRTgpPdV9T
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。1011Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtHQRhsS0mR
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親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，1011Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46P5nNEf4H
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，1011Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4I8tJrKVvw
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造飲輒盡，期在必醉；1011Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5OI2RKXIau
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；1011Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe0NyvOCpQq
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既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。1011Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDrDyqjjDg
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。1011Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4JTDCmaAp
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環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；1011Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2munK0uFLt
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，1011Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYC0ifBNOtd
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短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。1011Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMUTSeJbG4
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。1011Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGByJBdSM8Y
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嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。1011Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ724yXCtdVe
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。1011Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpDZmqhLHhi
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 1011Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXRtaAXK3DM
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。1011Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7FiuONN4hn
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贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」1011Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrfNrqzF0QM
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」1011Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3kFKqjkEr
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其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，1011Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5dkDHR1h0j
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，1011Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOpc1RM3KyO
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無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！1011Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6cvTAMJYod
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？1011Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjnXh44bzT2
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！1011Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0C5KCyi5fl
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！
