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觀眾讚歎的說：「啊，真是太厲害了！技巧怎麼會這麼好呢？」666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3yiIDqQZrp
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加藤鷹拉起褲頭，對著觀眾說：「我這人就愛趴趴趴，現在不過是把興趣發展成一門藝術罷了。666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnA0b9tk4E1
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始臣之解牛之時，所見無非全牛者﹔666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRKjvEA0xQl
其實我一開始趴趴趴的時候，看到的對象就是一個完整的女性，666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBMtYCw7a3
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三年之后，未嘗見全牛也﹔666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzxWJZ4GR5y
而三年後，我就不再將對象視為一個整體；666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdaqSubZb0i
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方今之時，臣以神遇而不以目視，官知止而神欲行。666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9yOgdd4eEd
到現在，我就只用心神感知而不再需要眼睛去看，肉體上的感官停止而只用心神和欲望來進行，666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhIsNNzdZi
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依乎天理，批大卻，導大窾，因其固然。666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj4lrPFuTxu
依照女性的身體構造，撥開她的大腿，插入雙腳之間的隙縫，順從女性的饑渴與企求，666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5gAMz9wux3
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技經肯綮之未嘗，而況大軱乎！666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAULa76Xv6W
那些令人反感糾結的舉止一律避免，更不用說是去碰觸那心理上特別堅固的矜持了！666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1yil3hPw6
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良庖歲更刀，割也﹔666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx7oKKRaHKZ
精壯的漢子能夠生龍活虎個廿卅年就算是很了不起了，那是因為他們也就只會長時間抽動；666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4MQjDQO3mT
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族庖月更刀，折也。666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWgkRzb9Yqq
而一般的男子更是不濟，十幾廿幾年下來就不行，這是因為他們只知道用蠻力進進出出。666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDHnl8s7Dm
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今臣之刀十九年矣，所解數千牛矣，而刀刃若新發於硎。666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ92OiZvdUkZ
現在我都拍過五千部片子了，碰觸過的女年成千上萬，但是體力卻和年輕小夥子沒什麼差別。666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡraBaht8lPD
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彼節者有閒，而刀刃者無厚，以無厚入有閒，666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQYtsHkio4
其實女性的身體有無數的敏感帶，而我們可以自由的選擇用手用腳用嘴用......能隨心所欲的去撩撥敏感地帶，666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwTeIvQNFMT
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恢恢乎其於游刃必有餘地矣，是以十九年而刀刃若新發於硎。666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE3p1FzHkNu
輕輕鬆鬆的在女性嬌軀上任意的四處游走，這就是之所以拍過五千部片子的我體力卻和年輕小夥子沒什麼差別的理由。666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgCqpmksYZ
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雖然，每至於族，吾見其難為，怵然為戒，視為止，行為遲。666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGSZaCHYBMJ
話雖如此，每次一到緊要關頭，我也知道不好處理；非得要小心謹慎的進行，眼睛專注在一點上，細心的放慢動作，666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ES3UlHMWf
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動刀甚微，謋然已解，如土委地。666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH67fLSTAKP
溫柔蜷缱的深入淺出，然後就會啊一聲的什麼矜持驕傲尊嚴通通瓦解，讓她像一灘爛泥一樣的攤在地上，666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ99d46G0t28
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提刀而立，為之四顧，為之躊躇滿志，善刀而藏之。」666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsNgMCSIA7A
拎起褲頭站起身來，昂著下巴環顧四周，心裡忍不住志得意滿，最後再輕輕的拉上拉鏈。」666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwUNQom1xd
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文惠君曰：「善哉！吾聞庖丁之言，得養生焉。」666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbL9k6tcywl
觀眾聽完後說：「好極了！聽完加藤鷹大神的講解，我終於知道怎麼生小孩了！」666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMGnQqnE8QW
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結論：靠杯！最好是看完這篇知道怎麼生孩子啦！這根本就是在說一個男人如何在夾縫裡求生存的心得，看著就覺得靠小丁丁討生活真心不容易，這種活法早晚得心理疾病，一點也不養生！
