作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明989Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvLx8UcDLca先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，989Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi7PTjiOWBC
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，989Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo48PmfB0a0
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宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。989Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtHFXEXb5qA
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。989Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ13Bcb2gLtI
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閑靜少言，不慕榮利。989Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1URZw8AYS
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，989Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNFFdVzsw6s
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好讀書，不求甚解；989Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKZtMzXr0Q
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，989Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFI5tE1jN8e
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每有會意，便欣然忘食。989Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5qIUTDGsJ
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。989Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGU4BLFnm6b
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性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。989Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZOqkNfWdDa
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。989Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEs7GXAaxmw
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親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，989Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKyCtnBo3yE
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，989Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwlwpOOu79g
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造飲輒盡，期在必醉；989Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5hnWan4No
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；989Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiU8hg9Ze7T
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既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。989Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjXSLaZfZmz
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。989Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0MXHgmDVD
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環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；989Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaRwzuhM5Vs
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，989Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUKsWWFI4H1
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短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。989Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBrukEW5Vw
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。989Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaOg46AIuaP
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嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。989Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2JOuLUnKI
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。989Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2mGDrGw423
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 989Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOcz3MYJlo
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。989Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNqMMdm2N3H
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贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」989Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHSEbPhkOz5
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」989Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc09WFs0aZl
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其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，989Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKaSW3MCjSX
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，989Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMTKVjgYSIS
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無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！989Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaOutotH9ZC
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？989Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0WMy7XlZyR
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！989Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvkNfij70W
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！
