作者：唐朝房屋仲介‧劉禹錫1184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqQj5Miygj山不在高，有仙則名。1184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbTxTrIHpZH
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斯是陋室，惟吾德馨。1184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJe1N6pmLLy
這棟爛房子就像坨屎，但是有我仲介就是香的！1184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLt3s9kF2uA
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苔痕上階綠，草色入簾青。1184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTcbWatL7rF
就算它牆壁到處壁癌發霉，雜草都跑進了屋子裡。1184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHCxXCQbRR
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談笑有鴻儒，往來無白丁。 1184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCCElAhV7sv
我的客戶都是富豪權貴，來往的沒有死老百姓，1184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjHv7OSf2q4
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可以調素琴，閱金經。1184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaww7ZxY0J9
這邊裝模作樣的放台鋼琴，那邊擺個書櫃假裝氣質，1184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzpFbxxYjIT
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無絲竹之亂耳，無案牘之勞形。1184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8GWToi9ivD
地方偏僻沒有噪音，最適合不工作時休閒渡假，1184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwj7xrIp9nN
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南陽諸葛廬，西蜀子雲亭。 孔子云：何陋之有？1184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR9WcxAG3kZ
天母帝寶，人文首璽。我說：不就有幾個臭錢嘛！有啥了不起？1184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxm1jSWBfam
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