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鬼島上有個黨，叫凹民黨。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4hJzSaRME
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鯤之大，不知幾千里也。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjKY0Jf1jeK
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化而為鳥，其名為鵬，674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsaQ62Jsf9g
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨，叫民凹黨，674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDZpFSsNOU
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鵬之背，不知幾千里也。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hAg5uCYFN
這個民凹黨也很有錢，財團獻金也是多得數都數不清…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTRQVU8r6uP
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這個民凹黨一出來，聲勢浩大得幾乎代表了鬼島過半數的死百姓，674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Wq0swhAK5
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這個黨啊，等著下一屆的鬼島大選秀後要入主到秀場去，674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡagdvwnzYiB
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秀場，就是鬼島的權力核心…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLr3ioFzkm7
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稽氏世界紀錄，專門記載前所未有的事情，它裡面就記載著：674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2NlRClZkXt
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鵬之徙於南冥，水擊三千里，674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2GMbqTJuM
民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時，光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里，674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVkrRgCw8KO
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摶扶搖而直上九萬里，去以六月息者也。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6vM1SVPKfz
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成，就靠用不完的現金…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUv3if7WOBw
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野馬也，塵埃也，生物以息相吹也674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndQ1MZCPBW
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天之蒼蒼，其正色邪？其遠而無所至極邪？674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQbOfHhES8u
天天喊著要政治清明，可是政治真的清明？還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心？674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxTNRQobp0G
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其視下，亦若是則己矣。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR6dRS1AXrz
怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7Ga4tKI9K
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在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ15Dirxztjt
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只要人氣足以選上縣長，七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1，674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkekvHjrqLM
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所以要弄出九成的支持率，先用大量的現金在背後支持。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDAtGwt1Pzt
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzcIQxw9oxO
然後把持媒體操弄輿論，人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓，然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qOJhkctFZ
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蜩與學鳩笑之曰：我決起而飛，槍榆枋而止，674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVrnI588Sm
小確幸們笑著說：我們本本份份的當個勞工，一例一休，674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlxtW24nIQd
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時則不至而控於地而已矣，奚以九萬里而南為？674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqskGo74WOU
時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排，幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政？674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS6vZMkbTLF
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欠銀行一萬，三個月叫你還清，順便跟你收個循環利息，674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0edqgF9jl3
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適千里者，三月眾糧，之二蟲又何知？674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39GbsjtxaO
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小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmwVqaTqLvn
聘僱不如正職，鐵飯碗不如金湯匙，你知道為什麼嗎？674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyT9NWLGmz3
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朝菌不知晦朔，蟪蛄不知春秋，此小年也。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeKjLBHCniZ
台電爭年終，公務員爭勞退，這些就叫鐵飯碗…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXbm1QiU9zk
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鬼島有些選秀世家，爸爸掛了兒子選，兒子關了媳婦選，674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZe11ywYkl
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上古有大樁者，以八千歲為春，八千歲為秋，此大年也。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlKx9QpEgEa
以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaeeZCz0IFV
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而彭祖乃今以久特聞，眾人匹之，不亦悲乎！674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyEJRzkKJWg
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSXt9BghENB
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湯之問棘也是已：674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPYDHVMRRv
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw6uiW9E1VA
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qFYxqaXuL
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISCxjveSnP
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9o7u0rlyS
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8U6dCItnGj
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有鳥焉，其名為鵬，674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpitthGry4c
另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu6f3VedgrX
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背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMlyqL6zBdd
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwwTlJBHRnj
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAGLTw8mnEa
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz6AO0SddPR
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斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeerPkv5huv
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDCHWhoPBv7
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我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuYa67WCC6p
我每天上網PO文，混個點閱率一二千，674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHRCftOtTf
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2gcU0brdq4
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8y4UDgzgN
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此大小之辯也。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFLCB3Mk7Oa
這！就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊！674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡck2PQb1FqQ
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxtzFOcoUB3
所以，買了個美國大學文憑，當了個黨團書記，674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcYhapzx7El
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9UXq4Pxfz7
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwyy2iNQJC
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8UKX4kqwK
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAR6CbtoA1p
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸，舉世而非之而不加沮。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9Vn1U1ukR
像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsJrXkUr2id
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDOMXgHHChJ
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvEXhb1XGV
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGuRm2xbZma
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlVSHurxY0H
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡacOHml3m5Q
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM07upDBr3y
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsiC3rZ3EIu
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYpO9ZYi4L4
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJXQtr9nJ2k
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbjaT40fgcU
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLoczmg0831
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJOEMVe28s
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSdD65arq5
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrTXPGrhQN8
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0BZY58y3IB
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrhxLCsUWH
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡusbBZ4KyvQ
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqG5s9R8UuC
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIu2VLjZree
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKlSvr4Zu5B
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夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZTAA48Snxz
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbTEuEDFg4d
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMjU21rnH3L
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5VWRMceKNJ
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許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVaxKsE0PGB
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6hnY2nYX3
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而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwPQkLAw2DS
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6zlomOV9kA
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名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2mqnrzqAIJ
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8zq3O4a7tK
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鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIquderLU1e
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLyHsQ2jBS
674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCFQLiniyJ
偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4xwyKtLZPZ
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYy0ECMtS5
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歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLTprgQG4IS
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXNiMO7iyGI
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庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV6fgW97XDE
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltnwJq2Mvl
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肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ4pxuf4w2X
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8Y5UcqaWK
674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdIR4X2gJeO
吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT9uTVTfm0d
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC7KtkIYHNQ
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連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHFrK65yJPv
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBW6YZu0pqp
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曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3c6wOV8tmP
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmIqZD0xAEE
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肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlgqXkSEMX
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa8TLxPpUAi
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不食五谷，吸風飲露；674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdqlYQG4mr
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt0ILqyTN7B
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乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKnem4Hg4TC
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡijzhJzPmKL
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其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPN9BLh2o3
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQGhsQQaYS
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吾以是狂而不信也。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDFnC2eiU22
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5xadUBsvZV
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連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2b8sV9KtI
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡse5Sl7xPkX
674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFtJcevychF
豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoS4WjouhHP
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgxaMOR9dE0
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之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDxtj4j4kgv
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLH2QS69Ft
674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0O8GEZQAR
世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡySa8GVugeL
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJunKCke43
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之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEsuHZiMVUq
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdeB3yytjc1
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大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8AFqAkDKQH
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8sL4hxXw8
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是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuXQFYs4oQ7
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlaskEfJ76
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宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkHWOaMJCl
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0KVRRdYCZ4
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堯治天下之民，平海內之政。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡznsWQRZh9O
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSFNew6DVYy
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往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡottAtmRoir
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvMgH3C1LMb
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惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb1EvdkbpZI
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5yCK8lIGXS
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以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2XSuURgF7
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrn8DRXdX68
674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1MBMfxOez
剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3cuShGzE2
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJAe74KYvx
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非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcI8YOqg3XX
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfVgqZ8Mx3
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莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1uE9LOzwR
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndk4OMlntA
674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe5Cted2wPf
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeROcB27P97
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcG0eBd6aqf
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客聞之，請買其方百金。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxt86w2VLOk
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZd3QSEfaMc
674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPw5aYWUYB7
聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8NFA1oekhM
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2VF8EOtnip
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今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCiJeIMJKiu
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUI3NRLSw78
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客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1TGZUTO6i2
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9bqVzZvoet
674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDy9WCuKfE
冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6EAqW0uT5
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1DwOQ0TAcV
674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMktjXxuy4w
能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT7HR3XqlA8
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx0h4cYEhmD
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今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qPjy2FMmB
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡitmvATq7h0
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而憂其瓠落無所容？674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wjsZdgxXD
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74kPH4tke8
674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJSlvU6oEd
則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpmGNUGIf77
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsGwgVXgxW0
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惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRM9tVEbApq
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvPyH12hHHI
674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXBuRL41Tx
其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxcyCulyEmb
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡigLHcbeAbC
674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡre7rggz0e3
今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95iC8v5JgG
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡslYrg74yzx
674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9OCNXWn45W
莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFmJYReZho
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8E74jHI8sX
674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT9ggWOgKjq
東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpo9RkDHbCw
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPs0jpnLkpp
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今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Jjz0laeT3
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFKpc6qPcyq
674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwbT0Bow0B
此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWuQJMZNmx8
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWeCW9kVNhv
674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJuJahjlIC
今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQA2pGOUdy
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbR3xVyyImS
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彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnqwZPYqgMn
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS11fx4LNFI
674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFXgZmynXaM
不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9QJqotmzqa
不出風頭就不會吃子彈，低調生活就不會被人批，沒有用處，也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊～674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0v3Scy81Xo
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結論：大人的世界好骯髒……
