作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHfLzzCZJwY先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlqDe3AMfn
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBcXyDCwys
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宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHojoPUEZ8h
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡivUTJyQ4WJ
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閑靜少言，不慕榮利。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡun8M1pELYj
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjYj1tDbL5n
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好讀書，不求甚解；991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGijdtdRrIu
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTtWZTYsL5l
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每有會意，便欣然忘食。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvc2Z8GarQq
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3FeaTJEqJ
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性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWXt1nuIc4l
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXEjaSnt0cO
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親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlSPvcvYRz
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAbP5CQrOZo
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造飲輒盡，期在必醉；991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHtZYzTZ3m
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEgg5pvW1DO
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既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLlh8FwlLxi
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ17ZcRBiJz6
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環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ04BTirUdW2
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvEInPK9otr
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短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2S3EekZt9
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31P9Q9HWy4
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嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAyGiH0RVhV
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4zWyTkxMRa
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyCWNCk1rkv
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7u8bVNencm
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贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRhq15jOFG
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4e3e6dVBK
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其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsf7kp48bMg
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOfKbe1Ozzv
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無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡopZZouUNnJ
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡASuj8O00oH
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsl5XCLNHQb
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！
