作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGAaTR6a7ak先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡANgZXIpQJn
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKWEdCqmjnP
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宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjsw6JKQxPb
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUW6xlOIV7t
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閑靜少言，不慕榮利。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3xardQbNGi
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbaAo5AMGu
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好讀書，不求甚解；987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Zr4SFXPj5
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDDM2wcSFPG
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每有會意，便欣然忘食。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLeg1LRGCf
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrE2KXiJRMM
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性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0lyDFVcZA
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQEew6Amaf
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親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTL6CAGULCv
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRYVzIafsum
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造飲輒盡，期在必醉；987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6EdfOXqpWz
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFPNQuvelYa
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既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGgifBSQsOz
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8F2UNmBpJ
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環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmEfwUeyTjM
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZPTIO5geLA
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短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUDN8Q4qR7w
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡftJ07RCQPl
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嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAM5gUIkPTw
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUCNDNMxis
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiW0ODG8oET
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxY8NdubWSz
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贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuoyQu6KSDi
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV033hKT5g5
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其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGKqT9ZBZV7
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJguIexFzDo
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無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95U0hlVCel
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5E3sqeEqZh
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJuEeDvqEvT
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！
