作者：春秋夢想家‧莊周744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZg7Kk72py北冥有魚，其名為鯤。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6VoqfjnFAp
鬼島上有個黨，叫凹民黨。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb3fN5WWbaD
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鯤之大，不知幾千里也。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHyTS8z6ahE
這個凹民黨呢，是很有錢的，黨產多得數都數不清…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKBcaGiyYr
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化而為鳥，其名為鵬，744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjS5XkzW9UH
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨，叫民凹黨，744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnPQi3lIvv
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鵬之背，不知幾千里也。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5Oc5C9umj
這個民凹黨也很有錢，財團獻金也是多得數都數不清…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrHd6JOqTJq
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怒而飛，其翼若垂天之雲，744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHOE6BHdKJH
這個民凹黨一出來，聲勢浩大得幾乎代表了鬼島過半數的死百姓，744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnFGeeyuSc
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是鳥也，海運將徙於南冥，744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJDusB9bcg
這個黨啊，等著下一屆的鬼島大選秀後要入主到秀場去，744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGeBiH3upmN
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南冥者，天池也。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnM2gV7F5G6
秀場，就是鬼島的權力核心…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7V5O54EAZ
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齊諧者，志怪者也，諧之言曰：744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMAGyK2ooXU
稽氏世界紀錄，專門記載前所未有的事情，它裡面就記載著：744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vJ2NEsnsl
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鵬之徙於南冥，水擊三千里，744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRuWOX1JHhb
民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時，光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里，744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5fJHI2pT8
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摶扶搖而直上九萬里，去以六月息者也。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6cpvqCNltN
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成，就靠用不完的現金…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGSpbkFNf7
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野馬也，塵埃也，生物以息相吹也744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4e8tHBx5c
滿山遍野的廣告，鋪天蓋地的文宣，還有那喧囂擾攘排山倒海而來的網民水軍…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6LK4p5NLCH
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天之蒼蒼，其正色邪？其遠而無所至極邪？744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3OU9PWfTt
天天喊著要政治清明，可是政治真的清明？還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心？744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQa3Mh56WIv
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其視下，亦若是則己矣。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgcVKNJQm9j
怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs6yowTxkcW
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且夫水之積也不厚，則負大舟也無力，744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu1u37I8yov
在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5wlOCIFlsD
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覆杯水於坳堂之上，則芥為之舟，744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZlzkzIOB8
只要人氣足以選上縣長，七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1，744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dWacTcVsr
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置杯則膠，水淺而舟大也。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7YeDroj73P
可是想搞出個海角七億，這樣的地位就還是太低…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULQYsf8t5M
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故九萬里，則風斯在下矣，744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Z87WZcJoA
所以要弄出九成的支持率，先用大量的現金在背後支持。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfHcBHoCted
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOmPlzsuUEo
然後把持媒體操弄輿論，人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓，然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp8SaBz5APD
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蜩與學鳩笑之曰：我決起而飛，槍榆枋而止，744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3VymRIu24
小確幸們笑著說：我們本本份份的當個勞工，一例一休，744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxldTohUyf2
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時則不至而控於地而已矣，奚以九萬里而南為？744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn5dvZHY6T3
時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排，幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政？744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFKf6Kia0K
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適蒼莽者，三滄而反，腹猶果然，744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz38oNvrUee
欠銀行一萬，三個月叫你還清，順便跟你收個循環利息，744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLI6mqq7GhM
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適百里者，宿舂糧，744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkTlb1LyZU
欠銀行一百萬，廿年要你還清，744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyxjdQEAAp2
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適千里者，三月眾糧，之二蟲又何知？744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFsR3f7EbPl
但是只要欠銀行三億，銀行就是你家開的，你小確幸懂個屁！744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkmnN35nqa3
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小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Bc98oN9Ic
聘僱不如正職，鐵飯碗不如金湯匙，你知道為什麼嗎？744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVaoGV6o62
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朝菌不知晦朔，蟪蛄不知春秋，此小年也。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡotwOOfaKYN
台電爭年終，公務員爭勞退，這些就叫鐵飯碗…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQCDJK3Lo6E
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楚之南有冥靈者，以五百年為春，五百年為秋。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNVfNgQ3Kh5
鬼島有些選秀世家，爸爸掛了兒子選，兒子關了媳婦選，744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3bq8rvUEMh
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上古有大樁者，以八千歲為春，八千歲為秋，此大年也。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmuSi4hWJEI
以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJx321lq1Sl
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而彭祖乃今以久特聞，眾人匹之，不亦悲乎！744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4Ruw7KLHm
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxEYCya0p3M
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湯之問棘也是已：744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmU3sz8ocu
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHkrGOOyWX3
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHCjWCLGkOZ
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH2WeRAH1O3
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG9qB6ZUa8N
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbo2uEck2pU
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有鳥焉，其名為鵬，744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwgHjt7n6O
另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxHg2MjfgK
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背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp7m8nuCccM
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz5VHFFEDDw
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBWKRsrihoo
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1cMSt880yS
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斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBeaKs6LvS
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMaaBjRH5u4
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我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnD8mG95Mgr
我每天上網PO文，混個點閱率一二千，744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡChQhIYSqyY
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7RbIv1cyfe
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9hd1mqWjnE
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此大小之辯也。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLwX6h98wnY
這！就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊！744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphuzfMdYAl
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH08mNtcjZu
所以，買了個美國大學文憑，當了個黨團書記，744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJ6URMs5D5
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdZw69X5u3
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUCNbdtOivw
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwaR5vemMma
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4a5k4Ul06
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸，舉世而非之而不加沮。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgN2OfVZma3
像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv0RxxLQWBo
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5zZsUbr8OU
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx6p0Fqnapq
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtniNA9VnAV
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡySzmyTnLVI
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7jwkv7iufZ
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkOSBCXvWqi
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWtFNrcbIX
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXcGbBUuubw
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBhhVhBF3kF
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHq6FlNKU2n
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Hdc4q8OCy
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡygXnlqidgN
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7fvicpU0s
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLFllbpfLn
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzaKMyo3mRJ
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrWxIqb4khx
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOx8LaK9ZL
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoCA5mXqG5E
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLlwFFIDxaG
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzje1TNJTKm
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夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiP9rc9Lqf3
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9tPnCBjNz
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvz0K8mTuk5
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNd0xckaaR
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnbY881lGA
許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgHDUGxvuDr
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHvsUxc42eI
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnTPU6AbYwK
而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVI4rFm7qT7
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNFoNu0Yh6f
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPCNwog0ENL
名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlxsdGEgzco
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvsXAmD2hML
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggQbpHnBes
鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9vamrTip2W
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiEldZaK1SX
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIHwkfeL3e
偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFuLe8VFWih
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Pqet9Ya6l
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdryfYTRlnZ
歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd0OHRFJf4R
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakuVEv09uf
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGcQJlEB2lU
庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTtOige1Jj7
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNqsxqgypG
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cevc2CpYt
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY7pyQZTEQ3
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2o7UP8zwiz
肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv2Y70t9T9K
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3WcvitEZW
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd71JvZoZp0
吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49Y0Lz4h8S
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDep3VgHr4
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzU6kYyjTPP
連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKnf1vrER7
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXfjwiblei
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLeCiTBX27f
曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiBpAwYday8
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmExDruM9zj
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXnh1ev8yb
肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirqhtwdInG
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWR3UiUwwfi
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2QuIy3mPeK
不食五谷，吸風飲露；744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3J1YFVgtU6
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyzQxlnfeiJ
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyTla3AkUp
乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKNFHTJsoSO
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHYOfypDDzs
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVheepjNlZs
其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrHqRwbhVgZ
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDCjkdFKz5Y
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJrAgq6u3n
吾以是狂而不信也。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRKscVHstB
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjXLUahWM8x
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOTCJfhwUYr
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJsOvURXdqZ
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXJDpg5Z3q
連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHtrkz1hQwH
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRN1YCDj4t
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX7W8OwyLGt
豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFNp5JLnlR
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfsJaFKOxla
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAIbxQgUrf
之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvmCY0Du27H
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3LGkYIAxnx
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5okfZhuAyR
世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQKPH8m2WC
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4aM02nqsC
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrG2gvFZplH
之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmFOnDP6Y4B
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfAYc8YtFtF
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTM9hYoHly
大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV3Fv3d7KxQ
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ24Yfg4iiHb
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEnVtaCx31w
是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeyBcCKkOJW
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGpRJd4WA0c
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVAauO55yaS
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRzW7iio8c
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiEXEu4WYZO
宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Pqn2imYfF
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Zry8K8lVZ
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9k5eAXiWWe
堯治天下之民，平海內之政。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6cButvipzQ
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiV6jpgfd4z
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjfSq79cTx
往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgoOkH9msB
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9vijHkT61v
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwSpPrrNbrw
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAtHF0zD52
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqrpEUkCin5
惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ25u5rHi8qW
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvATorhQ9K
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8J14wl62l6
以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMqwdIs8Wh
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1mqM59LSt
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlMCefGPHxk
剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZCEEJeYjdH
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJTNW11e48
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3tYaBKW90
非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRo5zTNm1dO
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlgdp7GblE6
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYlpDBN99CQ
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdSW8fn5izi
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyy8HZFfaxn
莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB85bI3wyEv
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7TLCQl4nk
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVRAqlrhbg
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKYAYtAHy4x
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGky6jTlY6
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLD3E8HYIX1
客聞之，請買其方百金。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCEqfgrzMM
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQfK0eZImjP
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkS4pp0oNzf
聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEGSzXxvSg
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt4MMewVh06
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEMWCeWL1Oe
今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGNtdfvg9Xx
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVIWgvFKsDt
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMlxwFBEtGe
客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwuQnIjUIgk
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQr0bkMxlZ5
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIMJhwdrGoo
冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQCcVffxMM8
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7FesLjHhyb
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQimqpBAcz
能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw6MUVkkYkE
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVp9Og2semR
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnlyYboWrS
今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHc8Uowr9Yf
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMUIvFSi4g
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYcxIwaZfN3
而憂其瓠落無所容？744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQcEB9U62Xm
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFVfhjtui9
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkidJdvaB6N
則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX7Gvv4w4dQ
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkLyDuP3rAo
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDDJTkBOeVn
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdeGg68cC5q
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLH5BQqHnKT
惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjBhqWKqfyg
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdNgNRrDBJ5
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzeROlTerPd
其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0KbhdqLKYw
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeIqcfZ5NFp
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYIAVYn7nKI
今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUvPDnN6mUo
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7YZcisDxr4
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7HqVoJOvGZ
莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS9FpWcJEjZ
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrB0ZtcbU1
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBsi3k7zTWD
東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlPbaHHqJmX
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDEYOgqmVt8
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs6ePBse2cR
今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptMm74SRb8
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvtRcBL6dky
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7UlMAhJIOo
此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡolfzRzknHF
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3aUuzf8zl0
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIBPSs7GZ8
今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMo2tyi6Nxp
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2g6LQYfc6
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr4ggMnPKD6
彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCqbl2C7rOH
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡScGEPC2yPA
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizQyMdXgpf
不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkOJLDMWxm4
不出風頭就不會吃子彈，低調生活就不會被人批，沒有用處，也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊～744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2aEg7GiFY
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyXwMP0YVmj
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7cYnSfmJ6
結論：大人的世界好骯髒……
