作者：春秋夢想家‧莊周678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnLkWYtuxSW北冥有魚，其名為鯤。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwc8DUATkgx
鬼島上有個黨，叫凹民黨。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpe3r6GDu04
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鯤之大，不知幾千里也。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTVFNTZ7n3n
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化而為鳥，其名為鵬，678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDGuNE5H0a
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨，叫民凹黨，678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNw9EjeOqGT
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鵬之背，不知幾千里也。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXJDShReX2A
這個民凹黨也很有錢，財團獻金也是多得數都數不清…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBqMs4Dsjmi
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怒而飛，其翼若垂天之雲，678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrym1sttr41
這個民凹黨一出來，聲勢浩大得幾乎代表了鬼島過半數的死百姓，678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgGMXPLtOt
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是鳥也，海運將徙於南冥，678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQOeAnyxuJZ
這個黨啊，等著下一屆的鬼島大選秀後要入主到秀場去，678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeO3aImxZP8
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南冥者，天池也。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCuraqYRu1
秀場，就是鬼島的權力核心…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURZs1H0QG3
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齊諧者，志怪者也，諧之言曰：678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVyQtO7500
稽氏世界紀錄，專門記載前所未有的事情，它裡面就記載著：678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡueFqtgnqq0
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民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時，光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里，678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1yL3KK109
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摶扶搖而直上九萬里，去以六月息者也。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFwOE8MIZG
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成，就靠用不完的現金…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6rfr6ocAGu
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野馬也，塵埃也，生物以息相吹也678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0yUbA2HrA
滿山遍野的廣告，鋪天蓋地的文宣，還有那喧囂擾攘排山倒海而來的網民水軍…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNBIaTlLKg6
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天之蒼蒼，其正色邪？其遠而無所至極邪？678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqCHlr9E7Bu
天天喊著要政治清明，可是政治真的清明？還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心？678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkuqlahXOF
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其視下，亦若是則己矣。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOEWuY7vfuX
怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCCDYeAEcsM
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且夫水之積也不厚，則負大舟也無力，678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb0dv80zYSE
在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkCQngUuPfQ
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覆杯水於坳堂之上，則芥為之舟，678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2jDIVsbPx
只要人氣足以選上縣長，七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1，678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG2ASTeTmZk
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置杯則膠，水淺而舟大也。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡprX3AncPku
可是想搞出個海角七億，這樣的地位就還是太低…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkm1rOKDKva
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故九萬里，則風斯在下矣，678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDGVm233q3
所以要弄出九成的支持率，先用大量的現金在背後支持。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2tQVnJ2WC
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2FTJu7llis
然後把持媒體操弄輿論，人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓，然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUiq21GHmCu
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蜩與學鳩笑之曰：我決起而飛，槍榆枋而止，678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5aBSMtx5o
小確幸們笑著說：我們本本份份的當個勞工，一例一休，678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ08YULxTlRj
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時則不至而控於地而已矣，奚以九萬里而南為？678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1YC9YLyoA
時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排，幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政？678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡas2KTqbglk
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欠銀行一萬，三個月叫你還清，順便跟你收個循環利息，678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9TEk8U3mem
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適千里者，三月眾糧，之二蟲又何知？678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9WMlroUy6g
但是只要欠銀行三億，銀行就是你家開的，你小確幸懂個屁！678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIt9Sf7WNj
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小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpfEYADaQ3G
聘僱不如正職，鐵飯碗不如金湯匙，你知道為什麼嗎？678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqVcBFRSNVO
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朝菌不知晦朔，蟪蛄不知春秋，此小年也。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDcneb3zGLK
台電爭年終，公務員爭勞退，這些就叫鐵飯碗…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2J1oEbCVqJ
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楚之南有冥靈者，以五百年為春，五百年為秋。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkWXv8GA5u
鬼島有些選秀世家，爸爸掛了兒子選，兒子關了媳婦選，678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZN24wPwPv7
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上古有大樁者，以八千歲為春，八千歲為秋，此大年也。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbIgfTrY8j2
以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡupmtwJ8jrn
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而彭祖乃今以久特聞，眾人匹之，不亦悲乎！678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALhbw1YQTH
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvUNCfpT3u2
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湯之問棘也是已：678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOMcDcWwpb8
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0KO2t3gg7q
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJ7nMX9aiY
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ254yx504ci
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUvPBZaNLj
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgEVf3nKDgn
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有鳥焉，其名為鵬，678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFrrz6MX1Q
另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0E1tXlKWGc
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背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGuov8w0mCy
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyonOgkFopm
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFbRChmZ7v
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFcNPlWgPo
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斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ55ZFVePz1j
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhegr4Hil6c
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我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAEh62A7gZi
我每天上網PO文，混個點閱率一二千，678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9FX2CxurY
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCxmvj8sJVe
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwysBWAcXR
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此大小之辯也。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKIgqgALbvQ
這！就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊！678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQ1SnJReaE
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTvkclHGXQ
所以，買了個美國大學文憑，當了個黨團書記，678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnv7RwykqLd
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdaixaLFGh
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcgoBKrZWxc
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzKXp958hV
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2f3bIb9md
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸，舉世而非之而不加沮。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXFWu485Rq
像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJXqta07jhy
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6IDM45tExY
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJuID4gukko
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCipowWK47X
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKaExCYfW0i
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8gtOTvXyxP
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX6wPRqpq9S
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbhytXVLGO
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVgXT2InUy
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxrcaD5xt6B
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGyCWPaL5s
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFybeE2UJik
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlKJBE9GYV
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2isWSV1Ew6
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvAqnKT7mSW
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEYRYnhUt3U
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyR4Y8oMXZI
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeL84Xw9fgz
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4yIL3xLzYb
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkNsWbbfVEl
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4ctcuu0rR
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夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ZBnsaj2Ss
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12dM2auG8A
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡduw14qZ8Zp
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFdotdXeie
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCHWev93yx
許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0UO7ZHe3Ii
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ErXyaprXZ
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOg1SRtwLQE
而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1lXWmPjFla
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTg1d8MJ9lY
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU2bc4c3ljx
名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVJ3Nm8RIS
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3koDFIwo6Q
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ01R2JVzz9I
鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ73TbGOAUkc
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWKsTM3IC3
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsYudApapcL
偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvnsqHPxyZ
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNwFyInDZO
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcoSR7qrrDP
歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEb3ZH1ZI4m
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRCfl6p5BA
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWojRNU5I0c
庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcC9R1UIs5h
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYTWGTjX1GC
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBoloeTNKo
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ6BpWtHSp8
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6ycg3jKTU
肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXxWnoYC9ES
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsNMytvh2rr
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTT9fDV8tkQ
吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ70TDZSRXo0
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxsXxGnXDs
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmaVQLnF0i
連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3FRqXyS7r
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWXwFc4hMxq
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcd5lP1nojF
曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLFNwGXp8yF
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4XGOHAc0dO
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7eKHSAZGAB
肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcmrDFeBmiW
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61blOSAQJZ
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkD7vmKBbQ
不食五谷，吸風飲露；678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZ3bHTl7rW
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpKojs1ZCC9
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgkwHrZLc8
乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXRqr7Orfm
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZlo502qIHw
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXkI2qE1ctX
其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJNruluY8Y7
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGulEmh8vbd
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjq24ANgWR1
吾以是狂而不信也。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSq8dBpQxU
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTzqvFI8lgL
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIN3UfvPiaq
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaAt420js4U
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3KUL9oQPWo
連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMepTCOTe55
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdtuVNQXWOs
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMMVHgwjtlk
豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKIO6UwocHO
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZaaVeDti2
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFrJifinxZ
之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlrMeQMvSqr
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk42GO7ONgd
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIJadtSMab
世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqsg0MWcZl
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfaOTAP9lbN
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7X6iM3DNe
之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRoSdi0qo2D
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLrvhRrCt5x
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoSnPkI40U2
大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8UdokXhHd
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxXiUVm7Sx
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrt4LlAMldQ
是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBD7rf8aTa
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRunQWEcln
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETvEKEfE4x
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtxDjJzLlcj
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1Vavv1pIZ
宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡicZfBSDh2Q
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJdqMmExmI
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwd7nGNWHlf
堯治天下之民，平海內之政。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCSli83Tngj
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDdvVDr7A0o
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfi1YNSdmjA
往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD39U4DILz4
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQBHYBLQ1Y
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡle8Fjz57qd
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVwf2tzAikv
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFFYwDdp3y
惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpqQIGJpIdC
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQTHljVBsZr
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcq4Sdn7kzz
以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0koceEjTiW
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDxp9m7MkaG
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQWL2cAKbz
剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEDzHK3dBaU
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ujA6ZsitM
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfep1St0Ue
非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPzypOFwLZu
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdlFWua7Qpn
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡho64u0zZLw
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWlKfHJYAP3
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlJEssNcsr
莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXGISeeZ7G7
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9GZ8NKVq6
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4BnWHGgVu6
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX3wblNVAUk
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRmzTRh1zWI
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxAijWoQg06
客聞之，請買其方百金。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUfd1GbIffq
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEuaZQX2zJa
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPlty8rJCY0
聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjtSItgITDS
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ID9LSaQcA
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMOAtjnx0RH
今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjaKwBip9L
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIAVLzDCYwH
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk81zdvc5NS
客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfh34clJr6u
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hLdRTA36y
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡScLcexglBk
冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvdXjHxQaGE
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdI80iWnQEA
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyLqUSvkpKE
能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuAfdT44JRX
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQuUWvdAiaN
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7KllG6VnRC
今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdbiw34BAcv
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJ4Bfwdj8k
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL2c0QwfQTO
而憂其瓠落無所容？678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL3qi85lnGF
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmANlBnNlxO
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMkYWhWyuTr
則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh2TSyETFu9
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqMpqmWMBh
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡchPuD6OuHI
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtpv3hOgee8
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYLYguSob9p
惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCdhnN5zidB
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQKv7fYewl
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6pavma4MzC
其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQy2l1lGvX
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNyXNeCZem
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbiBYNbR5V8
今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9fw01QHdt8
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPb9TWVa3Y
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV91fLgW8z8
莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQ91m3gzj9
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE3PieJcowq
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡceDYz0cxiF
東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJEEmkNnf01
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTPCHJJ6One
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHgq6WTdXZw
今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXzgbsErOX
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWCKNTJ3rE
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFWw19t3H0
此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfM9uPkYCtL
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHy3aJRo9BA
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7FXagCK5pg
今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPNHjdu0Jx
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpxybHT7508
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWzabBLb0jZ
彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ9R80yEOfs
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBm41bWKa4e
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzpooUdhizm
不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZspWGuJhO
不出風頭就不會吃子彈，低調生活就不會被人批，沒有用處，也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊～678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tYkaWYl3T
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7XOvgkSbNs
678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDyR3nWRpb0
結論：大人的世界好骯髒……
