「撚樣，出嚟買飛呀！」自從有咗Queenie喺自己身邊，變得對呢啲溝通方式好厭惡。534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNH0PzCOcZ
我：「吓，我都要食呀？」534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzO4FBbZxMc
「梗係啦，你坐喺度容乜易攪我條女呀！」534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV15LbhkeS7
妖，一早攪到厭啦；我當然無講出口啦，至於厭呢樣嘢呢…當時肉體上係的確有少少嘅。咁佢話要食咪食囉，橫掂我都未食晏，只不過我想返屋企自己煮慳返少少錢啫。534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy2Fl2e6FVA
「我屌你老母，唔好阻撚住晒得唔撚得！」534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRjvEFuIyLz
一路排隊買飛，佢就一路屌㞗我，好，我忍。534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmLknXN02h
我：「我阿媽死咗㗎喇，你想屌可能要去天國先，另外我無諗住要阻住你。」534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTwDTBkgBPz
「冚家鏟，叫你阿媽帶埋你走啦，正一閪仔。」534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGxWgLjXLAu
輪到佢買嘢食，佢嗌咗兩份鐵板雜扒餐；跟住到我，一碟粟米肉片飯，學生有可樂送。534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVJzDJ0jAV
過咗三四分鐘，我哋就將啲食物捧返埋位。534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEruW5kWdsY
「細蚊，妳睇下吖，佢呢啲人食得幾寒酸，妳靠佢嘅話乞米都似呀。」佢咬住塊牛扒一路講。534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTnj9QuK8xh
蚊：「我唔係要搵返佢，只係…你以後唔好煩住我得唔得？」534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1n4oojG1k8
「邊有煩住妳呢，我不知幾惜妳。」534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzQiDsNPzA
蚊：「你除咗識屌我重識做乜呢？」534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbhHpG2p8a
「咁我都係惜妳先屌妳啫。」534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzUTXmkLxQ
真係難為佢可以厚面皮到講得出句咁嘅嘢，差唔多可以媲美啲強姦犯話我姦妳都係因為欣賞妳嘅天生麗質。但我又喺度諗，係囉，愛妳所以咪同妳一齊囉，一齊咪扑嘢囉，又好似無乜矛盾，事實上我以前副德性都係差唔多，只不過我態度好過呢隻烏龜王八蛋好多。534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw92aG2hF18
咁佢哋兩個一路食飯就一路討論，來來去去都係離唔開嗰三涿屁，重悶過我碟飯呀，所以都無謂分享出嚟浪費大家眼力喇。總之結論就係細蚊已經下定決心要離開呢條粉腸，而條粉腸就繼續喺度死纏難打，我就一粒聲都無出過，只係坐喺度確保細蚊唔會俾人蝦；好彩小弟好得閒，佢兩個一路喺度煲無米粥我就一路喺度㩒電話。534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8dow1nVEgw
當然食完飯都唔會有結果，屋邨餐廳地方淺窄，呢個唔係好唔好意思嘅問題，就算條友大爺咁款都唔會敢得罪快餐店入面嗰兩個廚房佬，佢哋黑面起上嚟分分鐘比起黑社會重恐怖，起碼入面又刀又滾油…所以我哋出返去萬無目的咁遊蕩。534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSN5RdjXXBQ
又唔係萬無目的嘅，粉腸想屌閪，細蚊想分手，我想送完人哋返屋企快啲收工，分工實在清晰明確。534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu9w7rVFsCQ
行下行下我哋飄咗入社區中心，都好嘅，呢度有大人條粉腸都唔敢太放肆，我又可以有啲漫畫睇下；我好有口齒㗎，我過嚟唔會阻住佢哋講數，你哋想點咪點囉，總之細蚊無事就得。534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWj9Iljr91
所以我就睇住本蠟筆小新嘰嘰笑，我諗條粉腸一定勁想打柒我。534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8TrKddCPk0
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