Q：「嘻嘻，睇下呢張相！」493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVaaabUpMM
我：「嘩…搞乜呀，妳唔係諗住貼上IG呀？」493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYrNrzbE5Qi
咪張閃光相囉，不過就無crop走個樣，而係用一個18禁嘅emoji遮住自己嘅敏感三角地帶，唔算好大範圍，小腿同埋大髀屁股交接位啲軟嫩白肉仍然係睇到嘅，睇到人想一腳踢爛塊18禁牌。493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWRQ5b4pSC
Q：「如果真係放上去會點呀？」493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl1iw2DiBx6
我：「唔好呀，實好大件事，我驚訓導搵妳問話呀。」493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6HYHHPbrRk
Q：「講下笑啫，不過如果啲男仔睇到一定會…」493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaAnRbXocRc
我：「一定會想殺咗個攝影師。」493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRpLzkGdlY
Q：「哈哈，咁我睇你唔順眼想殺你咪好易。」493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcWES8yR9D0
我：「妳send畀妳條仔睇下佢有乜反應囉。」493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡozrb9DH2pv
Q：「我會同佢講係Yvonne偷影我嘅。」493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthOllOLz0B
我：「搵鬼信咩，妳收好幅相啦，唔好放相簿。」493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdk0PtPjlfP
Q：「咁呢幅又使唔使收埋呀？」493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3MNreZVFge
我一睇…咪就係石頭流眼淚嘅相，而嗰啲眼淚就係所謂蟹仔同蟲仔會執嚟食嘅蛋白質營養補充劑；QQ喺塊石頭上面用effect加咗行刻字，即係石頭紋理重喺度，但就有陰影效果同立體邊緣：『交叉仔對我的愛』，同埋有個箭咀指住嗰三行眼淚…493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6iMXjAsleQ
我：「黐線嘅咩，又話驚人睇到，做乜整埋啲咁嘅嘢，快啲delete咗佢啦。」493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUDlxCmb45o
Q：「唔制，呢啲咁難得，幾可影到。」493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMy8azYQceS
妳個變態女神…重要將我嘅愛形容到咁低俗…雖然唔見得真實嘅我係有幾高尚；妳搞到咁，我重點敢講愛妳喎，好似即係愛妳就係搞到妳成身成面都係啲蟹仔同蟲仔嘅點心咁。493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXGhbMqDt2
我：「嚟啦，等我幫妳啦。」493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7huOYCepPg
Q：「唔準呀，再講迫你攞嚟做頭像㗎！」493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGpp9lMuM0q
我：「妳呢啲黐線嘢攞嚟同男朋友玩啦！」493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvOy8L0u1X
我想捉住佢抱實佢搶部電話返嚟delete，但靈活嘅QQ已經鼠一聲咁竄走咗，爬返上自己張床。493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRuhLnHeWdW
Q：「你唔好上我張床呀！踢爆你雞雞㗎！」493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlfUrlXX6o
頂…呢張明明原本就係我張床嚟，我有啲想即刻爬上床除低條褲將隻半硬嘅雞雞放出嚟俾佢踢，因為畀女神踢雞其實都係一件好爽嘅事，但咁樣玩落去實好快出事，加埋我唔想我哋嘅關係太膠…493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbO9tRDDyJg
所以我都係撤退返去自己張床，而QQ就喺度奸笑；算，瞓覺，只要女神開心就好。493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQjzj4SNQe
到咗第二日我瞓到中午先爬起身，其實我有印像QQ今朝起身沖涼換衫出門口嘅，不過我就當然眼都唔擘大理得佢做乜啦，佢去送外賣，喂仔，玩到水花四濺，嗌到呼天搶地，兩隻大髀震到抽筋咁，都係唔會關我事嘅；我今日自由，又唔使返工，好得閒，所以我喺屋企hea咗陣，百無聊賴咁浪費生命，搲埋小雞雞就落街享受頹廢人生。493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoKbXRIN11N
首先去燒臘鋪買咗盒半肥瘦叉燒飯去中心食；你問我點解唔去自己公司買？因為貴五蚊囉，而且重要無汽水送。493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBxMzsBBQa2
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