Q:「嘻嘻,睇下呢張相!」493Please respect copyright.PENANAtVaaabUpMM
我:「嘩…搞乜呀,妳唔係諗住貼上IG呀?」493Please respect copyright.PENANAYrNrzbE5Qi
咪張閃光相囉,不過就無crop走個樣,而係用一個18禁嘅emoji遮住自己嘅敏感三角地帶,唔算好大範圍,小腿同埋大髀屁股交接位啲軟嫩白肉仍然係睇到嘅,睇到人想一腳踢爛塊18禁牌。493Please respect copyright.PENANATWRQ5b4pSC
Q:「如果真係放上去會點呀?」493Please respect copyright.PENANAl1iw2DiBx6
我:「唔好呀,實好大件事,我驚訓導搵妳問話呀。」493Please respect copyright.PENANA6HYHHPbrRk
Q:「講下笑啫,不過如果啲男仔睇到一定會…」493Please respect copyright.PENANAaAnRbXocRc
我:「一定會想殺咗個攝影師。」493Please respect copyright.PENANAHRpLzkGdlY
Q:「哈哈,咁我睇你唔順眼想殺你咪好易。」493Please respect copyright.PENANAcWES8yR9D0
我:「妳send畀妳條仔睇下佢有乜反應囉。」493Please respect copyright.PENANAozrb9DH2pv
Q:「我會同佢講係Yvonne偷影我嘅。」493Please respect copyright.PENANAthOllOLz0B
我:「搵鬼信咩,妳收好幅相啦,唔好放相簿。」493Please respect copyright.PENANAdk0PtPjlfP
Q:「咁呢幅又使唔使收埋呀?」493Please respect copyright.PENANA3MNreZVFge
我一睇…咪就係石頭流眼淚嘅相,而嗰啲眼淚就係所謂蟹仔同蟲仔會執嚟食嘅蛋白質營養補充劑;QQ喺塊石頭上面用effect加咗行刻字,即係石頭紋理重喺度,但就有陰影效果同立體邊緣:『交叉仔對我的愛』,同埋有個箭咀指住嗰三行眼淚…493Please respect copyright.PENANA6iMXjAsleQ
我:「黐線嘅咩,又話驚人睇到,做乜整埋啲咁嘅嘢,快啲delete咗佢啦。」493Please respect copyright.PENANAUDlxCmb45o
Q:「唔制,呢啲咁難得,幾可影到。」493Please respect copyright.PENANAMy8azYQceS
妳個變態女神…重要將我嘅愛形容到咁低俗…雖然唔見得真實嘅我係有幾高尚;妳搞到咁,我重點敢講愛妳喎,好似即係愛妳就係搞到妳成身成面都係啲蟹仔同蟲仔嘅點心咁。493Please respect copyright.PENANACXGhbMqDt2
我:「嚟啦,等我幫妳啦。」493Please respect copyright.PENANA7huOYCepPg
Q:「唔準呀,再講迫你攞嚟做頭像㗎!」493Please respect copyright.PENANAGpp9lMuM0q
我:「妳呢啲黐線嘢攞嚟同男朋友玩啦!」493Please respect copyright.PENANArvOy8L0u1X
我想捉住佢抱實佢搶部電話返嚟delete,但靈活嘅QQ已經鼠一聲咁竄走咗,爬返上自己張床。493Please respect copyright.PENANARuhLnHeWdW
Q:「你唔好上我張床呀!踢爆你雞雞㗎!」493Please respect copyright.PENANAFlfUrlXX6o
頂…呢張明明原本就係我張床嚟,我有啲想即刻爬上床除低條褲將隻半硬嘅雞雞放出嚟俾佢踢,因為畀女神踢雞其實都係一件好爽嘅事,但咁樣玩落去實好快出事,加埋我唔想我哋嘅關係太膠…493Please respect copyright.PENANAbO9tRDDyJg
所以我都係撤退返去自己張床,而QQ就喺度奸笑;算,瞓覺,只要女神開心就好。493Please respect copyright.PENANAdQjzj4SNQe
到咗第二日我瞓到中午先爬起身,其實我有印像QQ今朝起身沖涼換衫出門口嘅,不過我就當然眼都唔擘大理得佢做乜啦,佢去送外賣,喂仔,玩到水花四濺,嗌到呼天搶地,兩隻大髀震到抽筋咁,都係唔會關我事嘅;我今日自由,又唔使返工,好得閒,所以我喺屋企hea咗陣,百無聊賴咁浪費生命,搲埋小雞雞就落街享受頹廢人生。493Please respect copyright.PENANAoKbXRIN11N
首先去燒臘鋪買咗盒半肥瘦叉燒飯去中心食;你問我點解唔去自己公司買?因為貴五蚊囉,而且重要無汽水送。493Please respect copyright.PENANABxMzsBBQa2