返到屋企,六點多啲,距離Queenie返嚟重有一粒鐘,我竟然好似個阿媽咁諗緊幾時煮飯好。349Please respect copyright.PENANAwSLmRjiunu
死女神,臭女神,擺明當我係工人,重要無糧出嗰隻,真係重衰過做兵!349Please respect copyright.PENANADwaOTb1K9b
又唔係嘅,佢嚟咗之後我先終於有一個家嘅感覺,以前我都唔鍾意留喺屋企,終日遊街搵下周圍有無相熟嘅人可以一齊hea,而家就…同埋呢,重有女神嘅內衣cat walk睇,講起內衣…我走去廚房度睇一睇,佢前日個粉紅色Bra同埋條粉紅色底底就喺個籃入面,當然係等我洗。349Please respect copyright.PENANAIWkuyYpSXV
我攞起咗上手,任我睇佢係乜嘢size,任我聞佢啲奶味係點,但我…重有,佢條底底我望咗一下那個位置,真係有少少漬,好似乾咗嘅粉末咁。349Please respect copyright.PENANA2M73Ufuoeq
我…我…呆咗三十秒,最後我乜都無做就掉咗入個洗衣網入面,再掉落洗衣機。349Please respect copyright.PENANAig3VFiCV1z
我做唔出,如果係我偷偷地得到佢著過嘅底衫褲,我一定會好好利用,用完再用,循環利用;但,而家我日日對住佢,真係會唔好意思,如果佢問我有無用過佢啲底衫褲,我無勇氣答佢。349Please respect copyright.PENANAGKpuMkd13Y
雖然大家都知乜事,但女仔應該點都唔會想每一日都要對住一個想鹹濕自己嘅男仔,雖然佢都好似無得揀…我諗,除非去到強姦佢,或者一路非禮佢一路打飛機呢啲地步,如果唔係佢都會迫於無奈留喺度。349Please respect copyright.PENANAcZcbekYmLF
最重要係我唔需要咁對佢,我識自己溝女嘅。349Please respect copyright.PENANAnptUu8OerM
雖然而家無,加埋佢喺度會阻頭阻勢,唉。349Please respect copyright.PENANAjttl0U13SI
放長假,我套校服當然要洗,其實我呢個懶人污糟貓通常都係一個禮拜先洗一次;我就原地除衫一件一件掉落去直至剝清光為止。349Please respect copyright.PENANAW9z2R5yF0M
望住精神奕奕嘅小兄弟,嗚,我都幫你唔到…349Please respect copyright.PENANANtKrnpuLmG
Queenie應該唔介意我哋啲衫一齊洗㗎?349Please respect copyright.PENANAxff574hutx
都唔輪到佢介意啦,反而應該教佢洗衫先係。349Please respect copyright.PENANA7fLfZZCit7
我正想開機嘅時候諗起,係喎,要等埋佢條校裙,佢條裙又係多麼的令人口水直流。349Please respect copyright.PENANA7WZiWbqrcb
然後我就赤條條行返廳,坐喺電腦前面,思考下好唔好打開嗰個神秘嘅folder…琴晚好衰唔衰俾女神壞咗我嘅好事,咁攪落去遲早谷精上腦。349Please respect copyright.PENANAPbnH9yXjvo
突然有一股異常空虛嘅感覺襲來,我又著返條波褲,小兄弟好好休息下啦,夜啲我哋再用一顆純潔的心嚟欣賞女神,好唔好?349Please respect copyright.PENANA0sRxWi53M8
今晚煮…今晚煮…349Please respect copyright.PENANA8sOhLUFIaB
「鈴鈴…鈴鈴鈴…」咦,唔通女神打嚟。349Please respect copyright.PENANAN49U6C3ySN
我:「喂?」係無紀錄嘅號碼。349Please respect copyright.PENANAzGmp90lXA3
「喂,DHL呀,今朝嚟過無人,一陣會唔會有呀?聖誕啲貨好爆,聽日未必得。」349Please respect copyright.PENANAAoaxbT2uYl
我:「係DHL!送貨?」349Please respect copyright.PENANA8d6GbY75Vw
「係呀,當然送貨啦。」349Please respect copyright.PENANAwcofjQqT1H
我:「有呀!有人呀!幾夜都得!」349Please respect copyright.PENANAnSxMmoilFx
「陣間見啦,唔該晒。」349Please respect copyright.PENANAkNhTeVsnqw
DHL~~啦啦~~FEDEX~~啦啦啦~UPS~~啦啦啦~順豐…都…啦啦~~係我作嘅聖誕禮物之歌,不過為咗唔呃字數個數字簡譜就唔打喺度。349Please respect copyright.PENANAKuM25j5F0s
心情大好,就煮五香肉丁炒公仔麪啦!349Please respect copyright.PENANAyaVTHy3ETK
炒公仔麪,最緊要唔好烚太淋,再過冷河,嘻!349Please respect copyright.PENANAeiOHqOPLGb
Q:「喂,我返嚟喇!」佢自己開門入屋。349Please respect copyright.PENANAJoybj4ylW5
我:「Queenie返嚟嗱,就快食得喇!」349Please respect copyright.PENANARJbs6Go4FA
Q:「嘩,搞乜鬼?你個樣開心到咁嘅?!」349Please respect copyright.PENANAPOmGuza7yj
我:「係咩?我都唔想,嘻嘻嘻…」349Please respect copyright.PENANAJSQlAPDe7Z
Q:「頂你!烚熟狗頭咁,係咪攞完我條底底打飛機嚟?!」佢竟然真係直接問我。349Please respect copyright.PENANAozEPOsq1KR