返到屋企,六點多啲,距離Queenie返嚟重有一粒鐘,我竟然好似個阿媽咁諗緊幾時煮飯好。331Please respect copyright.PENANAwtMGDrrnCo
死女神,臭女神,擺明當我係工人,重要無糧出嗰隻,真係重衰過做兵!331Please respect copyright.PENANASIa1WVyoV8
又唔係嘅,佢嚟咗之後我先終於有一個家嘅感覺,以前我都唔鍾意留喺屋企,終日遊街搵下周圍有無相熟嘅人可以一齊hea,而家就…同埋呢,重有女神嘅內衣cat walk睇,講起內衣…我走去廚房度睇一睇,佢前日個粉紅色Bra同埋條粉紅色底底就喺個籃入面,當然係等我洗。331Please respect copyright.PENANAsRNVq3uXwj
我攞起咗上手,任我睇佢係乜嘢size,任我聞佢啲奶味係點,但我…重有,佢條底底我望咗一下那個位置,真係有少少漬,好似乾咗嘅粉末咁。331Please respect copyright.PENANAJ6f8sAZcDU
我…我…呆咗三十秒,最後我乜都無做就掉咗入個洗衣網入面,再掉落洗衣機。331Please respect copyright.PENANAY6i1igeq0x
我做唔出,如果係我偷偷地得到佢著過嘅底衫褲,我一定會好好利用,用完再用,循環利用;但,而家我日日對住佢,真係會唔好意思,如果佢問我有無用過佢啲底衫褲,我無勇氣答佢。331Please respect copyright.PENANAAEZ5uK7lup
雖然大家都知乜事,但女仔應該點都唔會想每一日都要對住一個想鹹濕自己嘅男仔,雖然佢都好似無得揀…我諗,除非去到強姦佢,或者一路非禮佢一路打飛機呢啲地步,如果唔係佢都會迫於無奈留喺度。331Please respect copyright.PENANALNU2kJRSYY
最重要係我唔需要咁對佢,我識自己溝女嘅。331Please respect copyright.PENANATbO2o6C0pw
雖然而家無,加埋佢喺度會阻頭阻勢,唉。331Please respect copyright.PENANADhlPdTEbq5
放長假,我套校服當然要洗,其實我呢個懶人污糟貓通常都係一個禮拜先洗一次;我就原地除衫一件一件掉落去直至剝清光為止。331Please respect copyright.PENANAsyeiSbibLT
望住精神奕奕嘅小兄弟,嗚,我都幫你唔到…331Please respect copyright.PENANAxHwTXz5HRp
Queenie應該唔介意我哋啲衫一齊洗㗎?331Please respect copyright.PENANAZ96EjxF999
都唔輪到佢介意啦,反而應該教佢洗衫先係。331Please respect copyright.PENANAI9FqKBeDj5
我正想開機嘅時候諗起,係喎,要等埋佢條校裙,佢條裙又係多麼的令人口水直流。331Please respect copyright.PENANAJ9ttEABhfS
然後我就赤條條行返廳,坐喺電腦前面,思考下好唔好打開嗰個神秘嘅folder…琴晚好衰唔衰俾女神壞咗我嘅好事,咁攪落去遲早谷精上腦。331Please respect copyright.PENANAxblU4EPcyN
突然有一股異常空虛嘅感覺襲來,我又著返條波褲,小兄弟好好休息下啦,夜啲我哋再用一顆純潔的心嚟欣賞女神,好唔好?331Please respect copyright.PENANAFMANPaXgr3
今晚煮…今晚煮…331Please respect copyright.PENANAEe8uCKeC6A
「鈴鈴…鈴鈴鈴…」咦,唔通女神打嚟。331Please respect copyright.PENANA5PqE0EZz8q
我:「喂?」係無紀錄嘅號碼。331Please respect copyright.PENANAwsKLShHQTq
「喂,DHL呀,今朝嚟過無人,一陣會唔會有呀?聖誕啲貨好爆,聽日未必得。」331Please respect copyright.PENANA3tIwPStbdH
我:「係DHL!送貨?」331Please respect copyright.PENANAzNKBMGBXcS
「係呀,當然送貨啦。」331Please respect copyright.PENANABKEVQZgsaf
我:「有呀!有人呀!幾夜都得!」331Please respect copyright.PENANA6AgAMpryKG
「陣間見啦,唔該晒。」331Please respect copyright.PENANAnt151sg683
DHL~~啦啦~~FEDEX~~啦啦啦~UPS~~啦啦啦~順豐…都…啦啦~~係我作嘅聖誕禮物之歌,不過為咗唔呃字數個數字簡譜就唔打喺度。331Please respect copyright.PENANAeMMxgIo857
心情大好,就煮五香肉丁炒公仔麪啦!331Please respect copyright.PENANAJCi1qnfVHE
炒公仔麪,最緊要唔好烚太淋,再過冷河,嘻!331Please respect copyright.PENANAwHCIlcgytv
Q:「喂,我返嚟喇!」佢自己開門入屋。331Please respect copyright.PENANA65kcrheF3v
我:「Queenie返嚟嗱,就快食得喇!」331Please respect copyright.PENANAmXab2VUxdm
Q:「嘩,搞乜鬼?你個樣開心到咁嘅?!」331Please respect copyright.PENANA6ETbwW7Gbd
我:「係咩?我都唔想,嘻嘻嘻…」331Please respect copyright.PENANAbolHzabaP0
Q:「頂你!烚熟狗頭咁,係咪攞完我條底底打飛機嚟?!」佢竟然真係直接問我。331Please respect copyright.PENANAJ3GrQaTIYP