我:『咁你係咪要溫書呀,重玩唔玩?』533Please respect copyright.PENANAGVSWt48jbv
健:『我喺度諗緊佢屋企管得咁嚴,為咗乜會成日唔得閒,唔係要乖乖留屋企嘅咩?』533Please respect copyright.PENANA4g0jiasFEz
我:『你問佢啦,我鬼知咩。』533Please respect copyright.PENANAnJlcIl7GlR
我真係鬼知,因為QQ要同我出去飲茶同玩。533Please respect copyright.PENANAun5J933TYu
健:『如果我問佢,佢會唔會覺得我八佢私人嘢無禮貌,我好驚佢怕咗我。』533Please respect copyright.PENANAhXxfXhniGC
佢就真係唔會怕你,而家係我怕咗你;講真要溝女就遲早都要知道佢嘅私人生活係點㗎啦,至於要點進攻就都係睇條女反應,但Kuromi係物理上無可能俾你打開缺口,識睇女仔反應嘅男仔見唔對路係會自行打退堂鼓。533Please respect copyright.PENANAyIok46TKhp
我:『等機會囉,如果佢行前一步你咪氹佢講多啲,如果佢縮你咪收口。』533Please respect copyright.PENANALOCjrPECEv
健:『唔知我幾時可以約佢出嚟見呢?』533Please respect copyright.PENANAa9owKe3O99
我:『唔好貿貿然呀,佢feel到唔自在block埋你都有份呀。』最好快啲block等佢唔好煩我。533Please respect copyright.PENANA4H0LC6wKRJ
健:『我梗係知啦,但如果拖得耐,丟淡咗就會變成普通機友無感覺,就重難開口。』533Please respect copyright.PENANAfYfSH2edWr
呢個真係千古難題嚟,溝女…首重高大靚仔有家底,次要聰慧過人有才華,把口風趣幽默氹死女;但當中嘅關鍵點,就係點控制雙方嘅距離,速度,同埋感覺!只有做到呢樣嘢先可以成為情場高手。533Please respect copyright.PENANAPXG0jelxnV
我㞗噏㗎咋,識條毛咩,係聽過Carmen姐姐同我講;女仔感覺呢樣嘢好難用文字描述,要控制佢哋有感覺就難上加難,但我上次真係感受到細蚊嘅感覺;嗰種係真心相信,欣賞,鍾意你嘅眼神,而唔係為咗排解苦悶,避免寂寞,享受物質而同你一齊。533Please respect copyright.PENANAgsXMdAzKJq
咁QQ都有…感動過嘅,但我同佢嘅關係,實在唔識講。533Please respect copyright.PENANAczsp5Ct2vq
我:『唔識教你溝女呀,快啲開啦!』533Please respect copyright.PENANAqveqUDAlsn
健:『唓,我都係尊敬你拍過咁多次拖先問你咋。』533Please respect copyright.PENANA2zwxmX6vAh
其他女,我唔介意幫你,Kuromi我實在無能為力。533Please respect copyright.PENANALgfV2OsYTQ
打咗一陣,Kuromi已經完事,落床走咗去廁所清理,我無理佢自己繼續玩;點知佢出返嚟之後爬咗上嚟我張床度…533Please respect copyright.PENANA6T6weNliWU
Q:「喂!坐入啲啦。」佢將我迫咗埋牆。533Please respect copyright.PENANACxfIlm9MDl
我:「搞乜鬼呀妳…」533Please respect copyright.PENANAdJoI3nxEpg
阿健帶隊友去偷襲,我一個人死守三個三塔,手指飛快地舞動,根本無暇理會女神。533Please respect copyright.PENANAQSqecaphto
Q:「做乜呀!好唔想我過嚟搵你咩?!」533Please respect copyright.PENANAOaqnzH9z9n
我:「唔係…點會…只不過我玩緊。」533Please respect copyright.PENANAE11SuTfz0d
Q:「又無話唔俾你玩,人哋寂寞吖嘛…」533Please respect copyright.PENANAlmWdmGmM1I