Q：「都無辦法，唔通同佢講Kuromi其實係我唔通佢會開心咩，我都唔想俾人憎死。」534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLXdTF8wan
我：「妳肯受溝佢咪開心囉。」534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMyIFsn100m
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我：「你咪試下DM佢話跌咗部iPhone無得同佢打傳說囉。」534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2yk7Z6Xouh
Q：「哈，你唔去做騙子後面嘅軍師真係嘥晒。」534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ6yRkPu3M1
我：「我從良㗎喇，唔會種大麻，可惜種夏枯草係唔會搵到錢，所以一事無成。」534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVjuGav2PF
Q：「如果我真係跌咗部電話你會點？」534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZl2e2aOdm
我：「拜託千祈唔好發生啲咁恐怖嘅事。」534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6JiWcSRmai
Q：「咁假如發生咗呢？」534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh09pN2ti1p
我：「都總會…搵到部電話畀妳用嘅，唔iPhone得唔得？Android都幾好用吖，小米都幾抵，又或者iPhone X，SE咁囉，新機無能為力…」534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWdnNa2W98
Q：「多謝喎，唔使咁驚，我會好好保管我部電話，用我僅餘嘅一個Casetify殼嚟保護佢免受傷害，目標係用到考DSE為止。」534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbA5pQBuJ2I
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佢就好似想食咗我咁樣，其實我又唔介意俾佢食嘅，反正佢已經日日蠶食緊我。534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIjAir12UwG
Q：「咁驚做乜，我講我條仔咋。」534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4FDbeneZP5
我：「哦，原來係咁…」534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYaecCPsCQS
如果買部iPhone畀妳就可以做到妳條仔，我又唔介意即刻去銀行㩒晒啲錢出嚟去買部最低規格嘅型號；但…都係嗰句，我哋重要生活，就算妳做咗我條女，上埋床都好，咁之後可以點，我根本就滿足唔到妳嘅要求。534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLwaGAWQgp
Q：「不過講起禮物，我寧願收手袋好過。」534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3PJpbYxQ5
我：「嗯，點解嘅？」534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKRSNqOrOwO
Q：「手袋重保值過電話吖嘛，iPhone過三年就唔見七成錢，手袋keep得好又買啱款嘅話，過三年分分鐘攞得返七成錢。」534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYTSy37GSFt
…嗯…無計啦，貧窮嘅女人係市儈啲㗎喇。534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCywl1fI88
我：「係呢，其實你以前應該有好多包包㗎，但點解我見妳剩係帶咗兩個過嚟嘅？」534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPEtjEfOfZr
咁當然唔計佢個書包啦，雖然佢書包都係靚嘢。534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXhHmlIqR7q
Q：「哈，講起就扯火！第一，我無可能全部入得晒落個喼，第二，我媽咪臨尾嗰兩日攞晒啲值錢嘢去蘇格蘭站賤賣，賣都算啦，明知嗰啲謀人寺鋪頭食咗你隻車㗎嘛，明明去迷你倉租個locker放上網慢慢賣就可以多好多錢！越諗就越火滾呀，真係嬲死佢！」534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6glYVDORVH
我：「唔好嬲佢啦…我諗…佢都係臨急臨忙，加埋傷心過度，先一時意氣用事嘅啫。」534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡySWxeaHkZg
Q：「我知呀，講笑啫…嬲佢都嬲唔落，因為佢就係一個從來都亂咁嚟嘅女人，而家嘅兩個包包，一個係我最鍾意嘅Loewe，而另一個就係我條仔送畀我嗰個。」534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPfgRvlQ1e
作為屋邨仔嘅我，鬼知佢口中嘅撈V係乜咩，deep V我就知啫；不過佢既然講得係最鍾意，應該都係價值不菲㗎喇。534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbcWiupXVE
然之後就繼續上Miss Tang嘅中文堂。534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSe0qBeVBF
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