媽:『又唔係好複雜,讀書就點都辛苦嘅,如果你怕背書多啲就揀理科,如果你怕計數多啲就揀文科,知唔知?媽咪唔貪心,唔要求你乜都學識,但要做好自己本份…』483Please respect copyright.PENANAsVT7OUl15j
Q:「其實係咪真係咁簡單?」483Please respect copyright.PENANAGn0xlbpf66
我:「係掛,信住阿媽先啦,橫掂我讀書又唔叻。」483Please respect copyright.PENANAu0o8F3aYPf
媽咪例牌講完讀書之後,我反轉去後面嗰頁,點知鬼死咁精彩,呢啲…我唔太想QQ睇到。483Please respect copyright.PENANAP65evNx8z5
媽:『衰仔!大個仔喇,怕拖未呀?呢樣真係好難估…如果未又無乜所謂嘅,過多兩三年都唔遲,不過做男仔要大膽啲,唔好咁內向,同多啲女仔做friend都得,唔好要媽咪擔心…』483Please respect copyright.PENANA9zaqc7C4bu
Q:「我諗呢個妳媽咪真係唔使擔心。」483Please respect copyright.PENANA22zwxQ1b0h
我:「咁都要串我…唔係好多啫。」483Please respect copyright.PENANA3i3k1NXyDa
媽:『不過如果你已經拍緊拖呢,媽咪都恭喜你嘅,但係…喂!唔準咁急做嗰啲嘢呀!你知我講乜㗎啦,唔使要我講得太明,你十五歲咋,犯法㗎!等多一年好唔好,拜託你喇,呀,唔係…係等到你同女朋友都要夠十六歲呀,忍多一陣啦;而家最多攬攬惜惜摸摸揸揸好喇,啲重要嘅地方唔好互相掂到住…要尊重女仔知唔知?唔準亂嚟,如果唔係無女仔鍾意你㗎…』483Please respect copyright.PENANAerzrXqoVWR
Q:「哈哈哈哈哈,伯母妳早一年寫吖嘛,太遲喇!你個乖仔佢…已經無咗喇。」483Please respect copyright.PENANA0K0CX4BirO
我:「係囉,我錯囉,對唔住好未?發生咗都已經無辦法,呢啲嘢返唔到轉頭。」483Please respect copyright.PENANABUJ7Jq01Pe
Q:「聽媽咪話,摸下好喇,唔好摸太入知唔知?」483Please respect copyright.PENANA4Vrnvbbv5d
QQ佢捉住我隻手摸佢大髀,移動到髀罅附近又推返開…483Please respect copyright.PENANAvrD8JCb05Z
我:「喂,妳又唔係我條女,做乜要摸妳?」483Please respect copyright.PENANAQycxOvhl4R
Q:「唓,信得過你先同你玩下咋嘛。」483Please respect copyright.PENANAdp8ot5kqp3
媽:『好喇,我都唔咁譖氣喇,陣間我又要再寫下一封,咁你生日都要送下禮物畀個乖仔嘅,呢封信入面再有個封,你咁大個仔我都唔知送乜好喇,如果你拍緊拖,就攞去同女朋友慶祝啦,如果無嘅話就等到有先用啦,或者儲起佢,買參考書,隨便你啦,希望過去十年通脹唔好咁高啦…』483Please respect copyright.PENANAYz4OawavXq
我喺信封入面攞咗個內封出嚟,小心翼翼咁打開,係一張五百蚊現鈔。483Please respect copyright.PENANA6OwH0LsPoT
我:「太好喇!有飯錢喇。」483Please respect copyright.PENANA2gL6GbuMx1
Q:「唔得呀!我唔係你條女呀,快啲收返埋。」483Please respect copyright.PENANAisbIARQNQG
我:「遲啲先還返囉,而家有需要借住嚟用先。」483Please respect copyright.PENANAWcuF7JmLLp
Q:「唔準呀,未用到最後一蚊都唔準用呢張!」483Please respect copyright.PENANAUrw9F0kaBh
我:「唓,張張都一樣㗎啦!入咗銀行重邊有分。」483Please respect copyright.PENANAuHZVeCrMqE
Q:「所以唔準入!我話畀你阿媽知㗎!」483Please respect copyright.PENANAa6089BfFWZ
我:「妳咪話囉!阿媽話買參考書都得。」483Please respect copyright.PENANAfbqXLKNiV7
講就咁講,結果都係將張錢放返原位。483Please respect copyright.PENANAZMRv65W6al
Q:「我終於明點解你會聽阿媽話,而且無王管得嚟又好似無乜學壞。」483Please respect copyright.PENANAlb0yLIEqTS
我:「係呀…我成日都覺得佢會喺我身邊飄來飄去監視住我。」483Please respect copyright.PENANABxgNkKSoCC
Q:「有媽咪喺身邊真係好。」483Please respect copyright.PENANAM88S7OUzgP
我:「妳都有媽咪㗎。」483Please respect copyright.PENANAB5LdEz9vkV
Q:「都唔知佢去咗邊,做緊乜。」483Please respect copyright.PENANANx3BqjmEIZ
Queenie挨住我膊頭,唔知我哋兩個小朋友,最後會變成點呢…483Please respect copyright.PENANAm1qIK8cRby