今晚放工返到屋企發現QQ已經上咗床瞓覺,飯枱上面就有一本寫到密密麻麻嘅單行簿,我搧咗下見到已經寫咗十幾頁…女人真係黐鬼線嘅,平時要我寫一頁功課我已經想死咁滯,而佢短短兩日就寫咗咁鬼多字…唉,我真係要勤力啲至得。523Please respect copyright.PENANAOQEkU3IAOU
本來想睇下佢寫咗啲乜,但既然佢講過話怕醜唔想我睇,所以我就冚返埋算數嘞;當日我都唔想佢攪我本週記,將心比己,我而家都唔應該偷睇佢寫嘅嘢,我同佢嘅關係未至於可以隨便窺探對方嘅私隱…同埋私處。523Please respect copyright.PENANAth3oDnZuYX
到咗第二朝起身。523Please respect copyright.PENANADYdbLiNqcb
我:「咦,Queenie早晨,妳重喺度嘅?」523Please respect copyright.PENANA2HzgD5HCwG
Q:「重早晨?你望下個鐘而家幾點!」523Please respect copyright.PENANAWcbLid097I
無乜時間觀念嘅我,屋企當然唔會掛個圓型大鐘上牆啦,所謂嘅鐘只係一部藍牙喇叭鬧鐘上面幾粒好細嘅數目字;其實呢,平時都係睇電話多㗎喇,呢個年代鐘同錶已經係一種過時嘅物品,除咗Apple Watch之外。523Please respect copyright.PENANAxJahT33FXQ
我:「哈哈…原來已經成點鐘,不過差唔多啦,我放工返嚟都十二點幾。」無講嘅就係我上床之後打傳說打到三點幾。523Please respect copyright.PENANAyFbqHEiCvB
Q:「你日日都咁樣,到返學嗰日你就知死。」523Please respect copyright.PENANAMxobY4r6OD
我:「到時先算啦,係呢,妳又話去拍拖嘅?」523Please respect copyright.PENANAEpZz2opmzT
唔通鬧架,甩底?523Please respect copyright.PENANAl3hAXDGinm
Q:「約咗四點呀,人哋星期日而家家庭樂緊去咗飲茶,你估好似你咁日日無所事事咩。」523Please respect copyright.PENANAvXXhVhYCnd
我:「都唔係好無所…呀,係嘞,咁妳食咗嘢未,會唔會餓死咗?」523Please respect copyright.PENANAXgfyTNQGRC
Q:「等得你嚟就梗係死咗啦,所以我已經蒸咗蝦餃食,同埋食咗個蘋果。」523Please respect copyright.PENANAjxTLg6RyDP
我:「夠唔夠,使唔使我再煮多餐?」523Please respect copyright.PENANAgd80q03T8Q
Q:「唔使喇,你食自己得喇,我留返個肚等今晚嗰餐食好啲,你話per head二百蚊到食乜好呢?」523Please respect copyright.PENANARFSJf6Mw3A
係,我知,我要食自己,妳就去食條仔。523Please respect copyright.PENANA8IThLHZQgl
一分耕耘一分收穫呀!女神妳去含腸吧啦!523Please respect copyright.PENANAEqXboVKFQd
我好想咁樣同佢講,如果我唔怕死嘅話,不過我諗佢都唔介意嘅,含住心愛仔仔條腸應該都好幸福,正如我覺得做大卡車條走狗好爽一樣。523Please respect copyright.PENANAtMBMu2THyZ
(有無人想睇交叉仔外傳?超甜故:我被大卡車在床上輾過的故事。想嘅可以偷偷留言,不過我都係唔會寫。)523Please respect copyright.PENANA4Nrg3Lrs8m
我:「唔好玩我啦,我幾可會食到二百蚊一餐呀,除咗任食打甂爐,放題燒肉,雞煲呢啲。」523Please respect copyright.PENANAkqLrrQZwOy
呀右女神,妳其實有無諗過呢,如果晚晚食兩嚿水,一個月已經唔見咗六千喇!夠我呢間屋交三個月租有多,試問有邊個學生可以孭得起呢條數…523Please respect copyright.PENANA2SL8XO2jxN
Q:「咁新年佢有利是收㗎嘛,係咪先?所以咪要食好啲囉,一餐半餐啫,又唔係日日都係咁。」523Please respect copyright.PENANAKhfzcpkB16
妳係咪唔記得情人節呀?呢度又要一餐好㗎啦,重要送禮物畀你,我都戥佢可憐,睇怕就算中產小朋友都會唔見咗一大截利是錢;所以…妳咪要日頭去肉償人哋囉,實質同互相傷害無乜分別,呢個世界其實都幾公平吖。523Please respect copyright.PENANA94Mv9zJMlc