Weird things I overheard:
"My mate wants his dj name to be dj kissyface, and the adlib part is going to be *kissing sounds*"447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5gIAHFNAPs
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"If you saw a child on the street looking for food, would you pick him up? You have like some sort of connection with the child."
"I'm not gay. You know, I'm open-minded, so I went to a gay bar, and it wasn't my thing."447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3itCoFAs7r
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"Bro, just do it!"447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxgtoPT2GS6
"Nah..."447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATxDRCVB3X
"There's no one there! Just catwalk! Try it, please!"447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0Y6RrOked
[overheard two dudes after uni on the road]
More Lecturer Quotes:
"Life is just a sexually transmitted terminal disease."447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07wBRXaYJ1
"No matter how I torture it, it still wants to misbehave, so I torture it another way."447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4uv33Wj5e
"Looks a lil bit cuter when it's smooth like that."447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRXHCtI9AW
"Don't trust me! I'm old! And I'm a bullshitter!"447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7EDIyVyKw
"Bloody scooters, they're everywhere!!"447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzEqAeacq5k
"I said it- that swear word, maths."447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLyjHJbSyHB
"Don't go out, don't have a social life, do some work."447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQQ5LnwgX4
"Everyone is instinctively a facist."
"I am now, officially, your slave."447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS90mNbv47T
"convince everyone you're a genius by cheating."447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTheNE0mRqs
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What?:
"Dude, paper scissors rock. Whoever wins gets to do their exes their way."447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY7LJd1PJnq
[Yes, I was there when this was said. No, I won't give you the context.]447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGFVBQ1qZUi
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"Hey, what's your d like?"447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrgGNsAPfYU
"Can I see your d?"447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJRXWwftAl
"What, are you scared of my d?"
