Ok I might have tricked you, these are some hilarious things our lecturers/random classmates have said.
”What does fat mean?” -student401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAiDRFqizqB
“Fat is fat.” -Lecturer401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2e32bt2x54
”The confusion matrix is confusing me.” -student401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXaQJlD5imU
”Has anyone finished the exam?” -student1401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxwittYynGi
”The exam finished me.” -Student2
All of the following are from one of my lecturers (he's a real one lmao):
"Welcome to the course. Come a little bit closer over there. I want you over there to see the whites of your eyes. I can't see the red of your lips, so I have to see the whites of your eyes."
"So imagine I chug a whole lot of booze and did drugs.401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIK50CgCsv
*draws a dead person*401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXA7Hdc6hiV
In fact, this is what happens. I got a smile on my face, but I'm dead, right?"401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBqJBaABDH
"How can I gamble and win against my opponents and then laugh at them?"
"Oh, I won't ask. It's a terrible thing, I ask students questions and this is what I get for answers. Do you go fishing? [silence] 401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn6DYz0DEja
Cycling? [Silence]401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbWJaXoH1m1
Breathe? [Silence]"401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeOoXG2ojE8
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"You can't sit the final exam, you know, a comet hit your apartment block or some tragedy happened, right?"401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBHvbP9cxhz
"I know it's Monday, and I know you spend all weekend doing question one of assignment five, right?401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMqvLzE8z7
Yes? Yeah, good answer.401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRiGfq7Duqx
Liar."401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDv2tTvkjKR
*circles Algebra*401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqavLkvzlXt
"This is probably the greatest terrorist organisation that has ever existed."401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmIGc9EN4bv
"Not funny? Okay, you're right, okay. Tough audience."401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWdgWSDSPnl
"You might be thinking, 'what is he talking about? Has he done too many drugs and finally gone crazy?'" 401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRaUNTQMOfS
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- I'll look forward to hearing your jokes again next semester, sir! Please go easy on us with the tests and assignments.
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