Ok I might have tricked you, these are some hilarious things our lecturers/random classmates have said.
”What does fat mean?” -student490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBhlTUWU6B
“Fat is fat.” -Lecturer490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZeBuZv0pH
”The confusion matrix is confusing me.” -student490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdY3daW10ID
”Has anyone finished the exam?” -student1490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfyKC1WQBDQ
”The exam finished me.” -Student2
All of the following are from one of my lecturers (he's a real one lmao):
"Welcome to the course. Come a little bit closer over there. I want you over there to see the whites of your eyes. I can't see the red of your lips, so I have to see the whites of your eyes."
"So imagine I chug a whole lot of booze and did drugs.490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxScUkvr5pI
*draws a dead person*490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNL7aLl4QY3
In fact, this is what happens. I got a smile on my face, but I'm dead, right?"490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbbO0uoqpUh
"How can I gamble and win against my opponents and then laugh at them?"
"Oh, I won't ask. It's a terrible thing, I ask students questions and this is what I get for answers. Do you go fishing? [silence] 490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDEPmnTdsgf
Cycling? [Silence]490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡheQGTVnF77
Breathe? [Silence]"490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLb26QEw4D8
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"You can't sit the final exam, you know, a comet hit your apartment block or some tragedy happened, right?"490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRm5zIiDeQx
"I know it's Monday, and I know you spend all weekend doing question one of assignment five, right?490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakytefkTKi
Yes? Yeah, good answer.490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBFqpbpHpsJ
Liar."490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0JLVRq5ieb
*circles Algebra*490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0vniIopuOx
"This is probably the greatest terrorist organisation that has ever existed."490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡze7JYY9Jh7
"Not funny? Okay, you're right, okay. Tough audience."490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd5g3duB6yO
"You might be thinking, 'what is he talking about? Has he done too many drugs and finally gone crazy?'" 490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6W1wPZ9hh
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- I'll look forward to hearing your jokes again next semester, sir! Please go easy on us with the tests and assignments.
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