Weird things I overheard:
"My mate wants his dj name to be dj kissyface, and the adlib part is going to be *kissing sounds*"513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD6JxP3JOxj
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"If you saw a child on the street looking for food, would you pick him up? You have like some sort of connection with the child."
"I'm not gay. You know, I'm open-minded, so I went to a gay bar, and it wasn't my thing."513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4yE3FCuEk8
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"Bro, just do it!"513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4yp9quY4uK
"Nah..."513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74txshSGKf
"There's no one there! Just catwalk! Try it, please!"513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7DkyAxTlV1
[overheard two dudes after uni on the road]
More Lecturer Quotes:
"Life is just a sexually transmitted terminal disease."513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4LT3p82Ie
"No matter how I torture it, it still wants to misbehave, so I torture it another way."513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7HDCVNAqFd
"Looks a lil bit cuter when it's smooth like that."513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRiXsfe6tR
"Don't trust me! I'm old! And I'm a bullshitter!"513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡekCj3ly658
"Bloody scooters, they're everywhere!!"513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkV11lsXe3N
"I said it- that swear word, maths."513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXAYSaSiWbW
"Don't go out, don't have a social life, do some work."513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRfOihcfPs
"Everyone is instinctively a facist."
"I am now, officially, your slave."513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5UWsFBGeVG
"convince everyone you're a genius by cheating."513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeb6bur3et4
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What?:
"Dude, paper scissors rock. Whoever wins gets to do their exes their way."513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUDeaKrzI8O
[Yes, I was there when this was said. No, I won't give you the context.]513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWd4TJYmZ2L
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"Hey, what's your d like?"513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYQx6nG1oI
"Can I see your d?"513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwOHgx73O0
"What, are you scared of my d?"
