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Every day, I think about quitting my major, but I do this because I feel I don't have a choice. All the effort and suffering I'd been through would be for naught if I don't earn at least a solid amount of money, right?
What has motivated me to apply for a role at this company in this field?477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkO7qRtDlD9
Money. Social status. I don't want to fall behind. I don't want to feel like crap every time someone boasts about their assets, job or title when I don't have anything.477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGD4VqwwvMX
And I'm obviously applying to your company because I'm applying to every one available as backup.477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHIga0TkfBc
What unique skills can I bring to the field?477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9HFnCVXwzq
I suppose I'm decent at anything that involves logic - calculations, algorithms of the such. Though I'm not outstanding like a lot of people, and I have an ingrained fear of hard work such that my core instinct is to avoid any sort of work I deem "difficult" until my violent fear of failure kicks in and I start to panic. That's right. The only "motivation" that really makes me work is panic.477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUouwm0CWTi
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I guess I'm very self-aware of my flaws, but I cannot for the life of me figure out a solution to them. However, since I despise all humans, I don't pay attention to anything around me and can't read the room. But I love working in teams so I don't die by myself, and I'm easy to work with as I'm polite, logical and friendly on the outside. Don't worry, I don't look at a human and immediately decide to hate their guts. Hating humans is nothing personal. Actually, the only thing I have going on for me are my people skills and how good I am at pretending to be passionate when I actually don't do shit. 477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEDyevwVYtQ
I know I'm just a dime in a dozen, a hundred, or even a thousand. But please... I... I need to earn a lot of money... I might not have the grandest motivation nor have an amazing skillset, but...ugh...477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzrPhczwMtr
Maybe I'm unsuited for life after all.477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6yKYlZhLWv
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Extracurricular activities, experience, qualifications and grades?477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡblOuWKoVES
I did a few extracurricular activities, but nothing compared to most of my overachieving friends. I'm not a prefect or a leader of any big club, though I have experience in managing a team or two, and it was incredibly fun. Experience... I've done retail. Except I wasn't interested at all in what I was selling so I probably single-handedly dropped sales by 25%...477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt9ylivhsjB
I'm a qualified professional hater-of-humanity and procrastinator. My grades are lower than they should be. They're nothing special, but they aren't too low. If I tried harder, if I wasn't so instinctively afraid of hard work, if I had a real dream I'd do almost anything to reach... I'd probably have much higher grades. Well, I'd be much more successful. And I probably won't be writing this right now as I break down thinking about how much I hate my major and future job.477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBbXtz3CXC
Where would you see yourself in 5 years?477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡduAEUtG1Lr
To be honest, I can't see myself in 5 years. Every week is hard for me to endure in my major, and I know that in the industry, it wouldn't be much different. How would I survive a month, much less a year or 5? I want to quit. I want a break, at least, to figure out what I should do. But I can't. Because then, I'll forget what I've learnt, and since I hate it, I won't study it, and I'll be rendered unqualified for any job in the field.477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4s4N4XlOUe
I wish I would be guaranteed to earn a lot of money doing something I'm good at. At least I'd know what I'm doing.477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj8H1Gz8Kav
Every lecture,,, every assignment... I'm absolutely clueless to what is going on. 477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPqAJxho310
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I don't want to live like this. But what can I do?477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBdAW7XnVYv
Studying... working... it's only a matter of reading words and writing it down. Following instructions. Figuring out what to do from what you wrote. But no matter how I convince myself, every fiber of my being is shouting at me, 477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpMcvFJLTlG
"I DON'T WANT TO DO IT I DON'T WANT TO DO IT I DON'T WANT TO DO IT I DON'T WANT TO DO IT I DON'T WANT TO DO IT I DON'T WANT TO DO IT I DON'T WANT TO DO IT I DON'T WANT TO DO IT I DON'T WANT TO DO IT I DON'T WANT TO DO IT." 477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Fimn7lNWZ
I'm pathetic. Struggling with something so simple, living a life so privileged yet I'm like this. To be honest, I don't think I'm fit for this position at all.477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF7fQ0KRYMT
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But I'll lie again.477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8otX7UR7sa
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"I've always been passionate about solving problems the world has thrown at me, and as I'm a responsible person who works well in teams, I'm sure I'd be a great addition to your company."477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4SsggA55ZA
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Help me.477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIEwoZTQex
[I took 10 minutes to write this consecutively because these were my raw thoughts typed out without filter.]477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeAIumb9mIi
