Ok I might have tricked you, these are some hilarious things our lecturers/random classmates have said.
”What does fat mean?” -student183Please respect copyright.PENANA0Vov0UGqsJ
“Fat is fat.” -Lecturer183Please respect copyright.PENANAvjHSO6iDZR
”The confusion matrix is confusing me.” -student183Please respect copyright.PENANAnFegOpe9hc
”Has anyone finished the exam?” -student1183Please respect copyright.PENANAOWfMSdPDSZ
”The exam finished me.” -Student2
All of the following are from one of my lecturers (he's a real one lmao):
"Welcome to the course. Come a little bit closer over there. I want you over there to see the whites of your eyes. I can't see the red of your lips, so I have to see the whites of your eyes."
"So imagine I chug a whole lot of booze and did drugs.183Please respect copyright.PENANA2Dvu7D6PQ2
*draws a dead person*183Please respect copyright.PENANANAcJKlBwfU
In fact, this is what happens. I got a smile on my face, but I'm dead, right?"183Please respect copyright.PENANAWig0Q7CbAi
"How can I gamble and win against my opponents and then laugh at them?"
"Oh, I won't ask. It's a terrible thing, I ask students questions and this is what I get for answers. Do you go fishing? [silence] 183Please respect copyright.PENANAdvJ3I6rmsA
Cycling? [Silence]183Please respect copyright.PENANAKB8RU4Iqfe
Breathe? [Silence]"183Please respect copyright.PENANAidOfL6kFgF
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"You can't sit the final exam, you know, a comet hit your apartment block or some tragedy happened, right?"183Please respect copyright.PENANAd4BVrWhMdN
"I know it's Monday, and I know you spend all weekend doing question one of assignment five, right?183Please respect copyright.PENANAru6hhT4gvI
Yes? Yeah, good answer.183Please respect copyright.PENANApY9mv1Rywo
Liar."183Please respect copyright.PENANACPd7lTPLFi
*circles Algebra*183Please respect copyright.PENANAmkpW2Ay0SF
"This is probably the greatest terrorist organisation that has ever existed."183Please respect copyright.PENANAizTUtn7uEj
"Not funny? Okay, you're right, okay. Tough audience."183Please respect copyright.PENANAitlHcXmG6Z
"You might be thinking, 'what is he talking about? Has he done too many drugs and finally gone crazy?'" 183Please respect copyright.PENANAwqCn63ourC
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- I'll look forward to hearing your jokes again next semester, sir! Please go easy on us with the tests and assignments.
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