Ok I might have tricked you, these are some hilarious things our lecturers/random classmates have said.
”What does fat mean?” -student402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2l6SEDzrb
“Fat is fat.” -Lecturer402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡikI5S6ZXMm
”The confusion matrix is confusing me.” -student402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMy9CGHKnVN
”Has anyone finished the exam?” -student1402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ969YLXnxPr
”The exam finished me.” -Student2
All of the following are from one of my lecturers (he's a real one lmao):
"Welcome to the course. Come a little bit closer over there. I want you over there to see the whites of your eyes. I can't see the red of your lips, so I have to see the whites of your eyes."
"So imagine I chug a whole lot of booze and did drugs.402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr05VzC9zRT
*draws a dead person*402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0mXv1CwGq1
In fact, this is what happens. I got a smile on my face, but I'm dead, right?"402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwv5plRiJ08
"How can I gamble and win against my opponents and then laugh at them?"
"Oh, I won't ask. It's a terrible thing, I ask students questions and this is what I get for answers. Do you go fishing? [silence] 402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3djqZr4vTj
Cycling? [Silence]402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhAsAU8odI
Breathe? [Silence]"402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRU5rONHT8U
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"You can't sit the final exam, you know, a comet hit your apartment block or some tragedy happened, right?"402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8FPUVYun5
"I know it's Monday, and I know you spend all weekend doing question one of assignment five, right?402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmeiweBYA5
Yes? Yeah, good answer.402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnNQMSoVSe
Liar."402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVUFi2J5pO
*circles Algebra*402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1trINgKzz
"This is probably the greatest terrorist organisation that has ever existed."402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuyUVPasYpI
"Not funny? Okay, you're right, okay. Tough audience."402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjULGzN76V8
"You might be thinking, 'what is he talking about? Has he done too many drugs and finally gone crazy?'" 402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDATHfkTVaE
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- I'll look forward to hearing your jokes again next semester, sir! Please go easy on us with the tests and assignments.
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