作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQocQAZ3JYb先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7YxOfMgziW
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrUPDShN614
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宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxumiZA4ipL
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRipgD7rjtw
973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXIaNbOlzF2
閑靜少言，不慕榮利。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArZIklIu0c
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIxk737qcOH
973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY7b3n0Ke86
好讀書，不求甚解；973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDnFVgF7vuB
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8315XgrdCg
973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM8PEbnMNOr
每有會意，便欣然忘食。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJOBCGPJFC
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOfylZqzJbK
973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4DfFQj5Gow
性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf5e3AJBtDm
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEja5LJSAIV
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親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJYUyNeouz
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapSPygghmi
973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD4waJBnl1d
造飲輒盡，期在必醉；973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2Hz4YxXZD
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCzcVPZLuH3
973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCH4EGqVtn
既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7INiJfbJZ7
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl2cmmxzwj1
973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4pmHYS1bww
環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7YBGJIRXbg
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDQQegKvX8
973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6VyfuUx2w
短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwINxISjFr
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMC0nj8I4e
973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJfjdJElLSc
嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRNwNp2I3s
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80wvc7v6Gs
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡftZKTQ5RWg
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBhhoBtmN1s
973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnNfXL10m5c
贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmEng1TX8ie
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡENrmn75x4m
973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZI8durgmQ
其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4w8go2M778
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF2Mf8PmAQm
973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0fbg184LPa
無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvd3f1WXOjG
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMYeQKjdMo
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzX5nQJLwF1
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！
