阿妹：「邊度係鴛鴦嬉水啊！我哋係鴛鴦洗碗。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSMBQdWwrLM
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我：「點知你洗洗下碗會唔會突然去洗第二啲嘢。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡssH45QUFGd
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希逸：「噓！講呢啲！咁我都唔會落去阻住你哋喺『燒夜店』放閃嘅。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDOjYgjebm
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我：「好兄弟。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8K6w3xdqfT
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希逸：「兄弟好！己所不欲，勿施於人。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR11J4odVHV
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我：「大家今晚食完飯就早啲休息，聽日就開學喇！」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwspw59uaOK
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希逸：「梗係啦！食完拍個籮柚走得。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTLCb01WaM
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我：「啲碗……阿茂洗啊？」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMRJAvX7jas
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希逸：「嘻嘻！」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWkBb2SSDHV
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我：「洗埋先準走。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKLYC4xnsDn
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希逸：「係嘅老闆，使唔使切埋啲生果，煮下紅豆沙咁？」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx9LmfF8afm
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我：「係就最好啦！煮埋宵夜都可以㗎！」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNuXYc4OrJU
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希逸：「唔得，你話今晚要早啲休息。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC0AqEqaFop
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阿妹：「係囉！呢句你講㗎。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvaZycZr8hP
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我：「嘩！你哋平時當我講嘢耳邊風㗎喎，你哋今日咩事？」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcfM3pz53j6
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希逸：「黐線，我最聽你講嘢㗎喇！你係大佬嚟㗎嘛。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡitlOlGHenT
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阿妹：「你係我阿哥嚟㗎嘛，點會撚化我呢？」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡghhSZ0vJXx
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我：「我會記住你哋今日講過嘅嘢，之後攞返出嚟講。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkofw0dMUD
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希逸：「平生不做虧心事。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3gbzbaP6y
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阿妹：「阿哥敲門也不驚。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9gBquKNwQl
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我：「你哋講到我好似隻鬼咁。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRj8lRYv0SP
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希逸：「梗係似啦！餓鬼呀嘛！」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLEw5Op3Ky
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我：「邊度似，你用屎眼睇嘢？」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOfdYNy7vxz
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希逸：「我用……呢隻眼。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALda1AICsM
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我：「嘩嘩嘩！好撚痛吖屌你！」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3xUxmwVZA
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希逸話口未完，對我做咗「千年殺」，呢個動作就係對準我個屎忽窿，由下面一嘢插上去，真係好撚痛。如果大家好鍾意「千年殺」人，你真係要俾人插一次先知道咩叫痛。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW5rOucXEdr
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我：「你係咪未死過。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT9pr7RsbIL
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希逸：「都唔係好痛咋嘛。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxjSGVUauQT
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我：「擰轉身。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbqaChk5dEA
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希逸：「做咩先。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2gmKrn7fd6
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我：「你轉咗先。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZIIFoGj3r
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希逸：「啊~好撚痛吖！」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zDP5JVudS
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我：「咁你而家知道咩叫痛啦！」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8i30tbvYLs
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希逸：「下次唔搞，原來真係好痛。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtgzl8Gilb9
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阿妹：「搞到我都想試下插人㖭。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡya1BClDebU
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希逸：「唔好吖，好痛㗎！」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3gwaNP8VQ9
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阿妹：「希逸，我要進來了。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbvSWK4QJNt
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希逸：「大人饒命啊！」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Pk7k5yoUq
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阿妹：「原來插人係咁爽㗎！」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlic6kRYWWE
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我：「但被人插會好痛囉！」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxEu80dvOl
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阿妹：「唔緊要，反正我都唔會試到。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm85qVqccHK
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希逸：「你諗下好喇！」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv3Y0YPNDka
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我：「喂喂喂！你係咪想死，喺你女朋友個阿哥面前講埋啲咁嘅嘢。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5DJRQIKWTv
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希逸：「驚咩啫。你都唔介意嘅。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsahFLZ8iIi
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我：「我好介意，做人唔可以淨係諗呢啲嘢㗎喎。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwSZPWsiDI
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希逸：「呢啲嘢係咩呢？」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj91TFKZ8XV
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我：「就係你諗嗰啲嘢囉。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiuKL6Lp20b
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希逸：「即係邊啲呢？」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Zuxn1AqHl
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我：「敦倫之樂啊！」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡusw6yELRKv
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希逸：「得你一個先係咁鹹濕，我好正經㗎！」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwWuWMAW7n4
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阿妹：「得你一個先諗埋啲咩咩倫敦嘢，我哋三個都冇諗呢嘢。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFiPTBpC9E
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我：「係敦倫，唔係倫敦。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsrfEbCNwV5
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楚翹：「對你好失望囉！開頭都唔係鹹濕仔嚟，點知識得越耐，就越嚟越鹹濕。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmDGGizXgTi
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我：「三個恰一個，完全唔公平。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJuH2cDfEc
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楚翹：「呢個世界就係咁唔公平，，因為你識到我已經用晒所有運氣。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLBVWyG6yyf
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我：「識到你直情係三生有幸㖭啦！」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFeGCR5Sk7P
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楚翹：「嘩！突然俾咗個靚位你入㖭。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8ErsjnlUB
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我：「我梗係識搵靚位入啦！我入咩位都咁靚。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlPlT9KD0n3
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楚翹：「哈！哈！哈！你講鹹濕笑話都唔知俾咩反應你好。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiH207OrUYa
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我：「我邊似係講鹹濕笑話呢！我係講泊車，入咩位都咁靚。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3XMxzanvmx
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楚翹：「咁都俾你條友兜到㖭。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK1AbAmATJA
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我：「我講嘢從來都唔兜圈嘅，我講嘢好直接㗎。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFv0Xx1T0pQ
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楚翹：「直接……直接笠水呀嘛！」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFgC9nLio32
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我：「我份人，天不怕、地不怕。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDfN9H6qyue
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楚翹：「唔知邊個連表白都唔敢，要我開口先呢。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtSO9mo2HDw
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希逸：「你……有冇搞錯。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZhjehXejVN
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阿妹：「原來楚翹表白先㗎？」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEfDYAz9TJ
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楚翹：「冇辦法啦！對住啲木頭，唔主動啲，人哋唔知㗎。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfU0far8vQ
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我：「我原本諗住講㗎！點知俾你搶走咗我嘅對白咋嘛。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdMS5D8uSd
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楚翹：「係囉！仲要我撲向你到，錫你先get到囉！」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWBSL4Tsqws
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希逸：「嘩！你有冇搞錯吖！要女仔同你表白，仲要女仔主動錫你。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2BFz6dmrJ
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我：「無辦法啦！鬼叫我咁靚仔，啲女會主動撲埋嚟。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpxmyVkGXU0
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楚翹：「你慳啲啦！如果我唔主動啲，你而家都仲係單身咋。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFvUshsLrox
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我：「點會單身，分分鐘狂蜂浪蝶㖭吖！」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50WC7M1aY0
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希逸：「連表白都唔敢，廢柴。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6ppDqXSXQ
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阿妹：「對你好失望囉！」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSZP2cs4ss
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我：「放心，表白今次我衰咗，但求婚呢一part，一定會係我開口先嘅。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVKcGdKz0u
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希逸：「你唔敢講就死得啦！」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlAdNIQmMVR
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楚翹：「邊個……邊個話我會應承你求婚㗎。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSHC2ilnxZl
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阿妹：「阿嫂做咩口窒窒，你係咪怕醜啊？」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wRAdUnj4a
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楚翹：「黐線啦！我都唔知會唔會揀浚彥。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdSSNSj8O48
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希逸：「肥哥你要加油喇！要留住楚翹嘅心喇！」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUZpr0ut4F
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我：「冇㗎喇！入咗嚟呢度就冇得出返去，除非……」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzU1uJVoz6N
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楚翹：「除非咩？」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WtOgOQ3rf
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我：「除非……你搵到個有錢人收養你啦！」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qYYIZPtFw
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楚翹：「係啊！但係啲有錢人，我都冇興趣。咁我最多以後都留喺到囉！陪下你呢個單身漢。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDsa47NgVhB
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阿妹：「希逸B，叫定大嫂啦！ 」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlpRYorjdw0
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希逸：「大嫂好！」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgveVVdcNEd
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楚翹：「我幾時話應承做佢老婆。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1lGd6ulqZ
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阿妹：「啱先阿哥話求婚，你突然口窒窒喎。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7WWKOCGmKu
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楚翹：「我……我有口吃咋嘛。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7PESpqnRl9
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阿妹：「係就唔好等喇！」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTU5uglpWC3
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希逸：「好事梗係成雙啦！」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCAlqAH883I
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我：「做咩啊！你又求婚咩？我反對。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1sQnOsCuP
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希逸：「我反對你個反對。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDhtJqBhFU
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阿妹：「喂喂喂！我未準備好㗎！」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WVRL34hBq
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希逸：「我都唔係講求婚，都唔知你哋兩兄妹諗咗去邊？」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC5JUIF9nxo
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