我:「嘿!我哋講笑咋嘛!朋友有事,梗係要支援啦!點可以唔要佢㗎!我份人最講義氣㗎嘛!」266Please respect copyright.PENANAbUwK1wzvlk
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希逸:「啲唔幫人嘅朋友就唔係朋友,嗰啲通通都係賤人。老闆,我撐你㗎,我實幫你㗎!」266Please respect copyright.PENANAAzQDlTT8um
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老闆:「你班仔啊!啱先講到好把炮,咩連呢啲少少恐懼都接受唔到!」266Please respect copyright.PENANAPDwA3fdCtI
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希逸:「啱先係我哋嘅演戲效果,假㗎!」266Please respect copyright.PENANAr5xrNpGciA
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老闆:「不如考下演技,食雞子囉!」266Please respect copyright.PENANAOgrRVRzbX1
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我:「真食就唔叫考演技啦!」266Please respect copyright.PENANA5xF1ymGyIn
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老闆:「如果你要為藝術犧牲,要你食雞子,你願唔願意?」266Please respect copyright.PENANAwjKuZ3Ob3P
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希逸:「為藝術就梗係冇問題啦!因為假嘅。」266Please respect copyright.PENANAD3WGULW3wb
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老闆:「但係要食真嘅先突出到個效果。」266Please respect copyright.PENANAIvV1hb1r2J
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我:「咁呢個就唔叫藝術,呢啲叫真食雞子,而唔係為藝術。」266Please respect copyright.PENANA8taCf42t4c
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希逸:「咁你都唔會為藝術而食雞子啦!」266Please respect copyright.PENANArTBb4lxSPQ
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老闆:「我會喎!」266Please respect copyright.PENANA10t9gbbUTt
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我:「拿拿淋食返粒先啦!考驗下演技呀嘛!」266Please respect copyright.PENANADHrepbF4P5
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老闆:「你係咪食先,咁多嘢講。」266Please respect copyright.PENANAr9Kzjtok7j
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我:「多謝你嘅好意,我飽喇!」266Please respect copyright.PENANAntrDSV64h0
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老闆娘:「你而家係唔係唔俾面我大佬先!」266Please respect copyright.PENANAmshf87KaBD
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我:「係!我不溜都唔俾面你大佬嘅,有咩問題?」266Please respect copyright.PENANAUdXmJb5GpQ
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老闆:「𡃁仔!而家有女就威威喇 !以前咪又係問我點樣溝女。」266Please respect copyright.PENANAN1HbZtxq7u
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我:「得咗米就梗係要女啦!其他嘢可以唔要㗎喇!」266Please respect copyright.PENANAsDY4kVt6lF
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希逸:「重色輕友,呢種朋友唔要得。」266Please respect copyright.PENANAmoLFelx99K
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我:「你現時自己可做飯,悶極時自己可浪漫。」266Please respect copyright.PENANAnl8R2cu0wS
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阿妹:「唔緊要,我煮俾你食。」266Please respect copyright.PENANAq1hfqsnVqP
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我:「有時清淡啲,食麥樂雞湯,茄汁湯都好事嚟嘅。」266Please respect copyright.PENANAAcIYwXmy9v
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阿妹:「我邊有煮啲咁難食嘅嘢吖!」266Please respect copyright.PENANAi6yd7sWVBa
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我:「嗰次都係爭啲啫,炒蛋都係落咗糖咋嘛!」266Please respect copyright.PENANAwxJxeFP9YT
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阿妹:「我想整甜啲,你識咩吖!」266Please respect copyright.PENANAHBRcegpyUN
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我:「一定係咁,甜嘅炒蛋配煙肉,一定好夾啦!」266Please respect copyright.PENANAyC0d2Wkify
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阿妹:「Fusion菜嘅嘢,你識條鐵咩?」266Please respect copyright.PENANAqgJKRbsj14
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我:「『鐵』係一種化學元素,佢嘅化學符號係『fe』,佢嘅原子序數係26,亦都係過度金屬嘅一種。」266Please respect copyright.PENANAGanLxTFu2E
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楚翹:「嘩!你好叻吖!你點知道㗎!」266Please respect copyright.PENANATBjBFbo6PF
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我:「梗係叻啦!唔係之後點照顧你吖!」266Please respect copyright.PENANAAmKrq6Znzh
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希逸:「扮晒嘢,求其噏啲嘢出嚟就當自己好勁。」266Please respect copyright.PENANA1ncIYnPUSI
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我:「喂!唔好篤穿我嘅秘密,唔拋下書包又點溝女呢!」266Please respect copyright.PENANAPuXWSl6RYA
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楚翹:「你又要溝邊個呢!你已經有我喎!你係咪瞞住我去溝第二條女?」266Please respect copyright.PENANADFLB0RTV65
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我:「點會呢!我最專一㗎喇!」266Please respect copyright.PENANAJy3op1f1cU
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楚翹:「有咩證據?」266Please respect copyright.PENANAImEPVn0zr6
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我:「你唔信就去問希逸喇!」266Please respect copyright.PENANAwyz9SrBVCk
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希逸:「你梗係專一啦!好專一咁周圍去溝女呀嘛!」266Please respect copyright.PENANAdI2vI3IOZa
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楚翹:「哦!而家有人證喇!你點解釋。」266Please respect copyright.PENANAC4ecQ07zJi
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我:「冤枉啊!包大人。」266Please respect copyright.PENANAMiTgHh0qxC
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楚翹:「一句講使,有冇周圍溝女。」266Please respect copyright.PENANAbDNDv4M5J7
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我:「梗係……冇啦!我咁靚仔,點會係我溝女呢!梗係啲女溝我啦!」266Please respect copyright.PENANAn4VoC61o2G
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楚翹:「一定係咁啦!」266Please respect copyright.PENANAJVTd9qe5G5
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我:「你知唔知溝我要排隊,而家排到星加坡,我見你咁可憐先俾你打尖咋!」266Please respect copyright.PENANAlVk7IOOraU
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楚翹:「你唔吹脹啲!我啲兵排到去美國㖭!我肯定長過你。」266Please respect copyright.PENANAxKDMzMVGBD
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希逸:「肥哥最新形容詞-短。」266Please respect copyright.PENANAPs6evcvamq
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我:「難道你不知道濃縮就是精華嗎?」266Please respect copyright.PENANAkQUsRYdY02
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楚翹:「唔通你想講你自己短!」266Please respect copyright.PENANAlUrvG3vTKj
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我:「係靈活。」266Please respect copyright.PENANAoIqCemsfqK
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楚翹:「要睇過先知。」266Please respect copyright.PENANA3t8Q8qOuLY
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阿妹:「喂喂喂!你哋返緊工㗎!正經啲啦!」266Please respect copyright.PENANAi51R18z6Iq
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老闆:「咪係囉!陣間俾啲街客聽到,以為呢度啲員工咁核突,以後唔入嚟食,我哋咪蝕大本。」266Please respect copyright.PENANAVfA2yJlfpv
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希逸:「係囉!做壞晒啲規矩。」266Please respect copyright.PENANAlt2YJkdTze
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我:「吖!你平時唔講嘅。」266Please respect copyright.PENANA7JaVudk2td
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希逸:「我唔會喺返工呢啲咁正經嘅場合講啲咁核突嘢囉!」266Please respect copyright.PENANAbmYm9krc9Q
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老闆:「希逸呢啲態度就啱喇!得閒教下彥仔啦!你冇嘢做都可以落嚟幫手㗎!」266Please respect copyright.PENANAP1S4Y5o59k
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希逸:「唔好阻住人哋拍拖啦!我唔做人電燈膽㗎!」266Please respect copyright.PENANAdXNYtgbWJm
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阿妹:「阻人拍拖尤如殺人父母,費事佢哋因為冇得拍拖而鬧我哋啦!」266Please respect copyright.PENANADd3MBBpc27
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我:「講到你哋唔拍拖咁嘅。」266Please respect copyright.PENANAhCkeY4d8Pw
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楚翹:「同學愛新鮮,戀愛大過天。」266Please respect copyright.PENANAYkCHTQOlgd
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阿妹:「仲《戀愛大過天》?梗係男生們是非,我細細聲講給你!」266Please respect copyright.PENANAjHMnI4WU4P
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老闆娘:「我坐你隔離,像對孖公仔報喜。」266Please respect copyright.PENANACcCxEqZMWy
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楚翹:「來操場遊戲,我共你一起。」266Please respect copyright.PENANAQZd6V8O1Nf
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阿妹:「然後買襪買衫可以做風紀。」266Please respect copyright.PENANAgBAzoCuFVF
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我:「歐陽浚彥,動作很劉華!我真是好奇。」266Please respect copyright.PENANAOu7TK41UEp
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希逸:「林希逸啊!一直人氣高企。」266Please respect copyright.PENANAUMcrrrexbk
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我:「喂!你呢句唔啱音喎!」266Please respect copyright.PENANALgRRduKve7
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希逸:「你啱音咩?」266Please respect copyright.PENANAQtgvQ1tJdm
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我:「梗係啱,連動作都啱,同劉華啲動作一樣咁靚仔。」266Please respect copyright.PENANA5g26MidJAQ
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阿妹:「阿哥,你應該流華先啱!」266Please respect copyright.PENANARKTe6E6Aw1
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楚翹:「流~德華。」266Please respect copyright.PENANAJIwumkpMvX
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我:「我係真•劉華。愧家der嚕!」266Please respect copyright.PENANArqXPMUmwS9
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希逸:「你都係唔好唱喇!你啲普通話真係唔得。」266Please respect copyright.PENANAx5mCXu6a5P
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楚翹:「唔係唔得,係要直情要用『爛』呢個字嚟形容。」266Please respect copyright.PENANAEJUbodVGT4
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我:「咁我少講,講得唔好,係好正常啫!我又冇乜地方要用普通話,學嚟都冇用。」266Please respect copyright.PENANAIKxQ5rSidG
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阿妹:「咁你啲英文又掂唔掂呢?」266Please respect copyright.PENANAcAW3Cy5qa3
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我:「我梗係掂啦!我劍……劍橋畢業。」266Please respect copyright.PENANAzwRPsd3Igt
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楚翹:「邊度劍……劍橋吖?」266Please respect copyright.PENANAI0p0OiDYkA
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我:「劍橋道補習社。」266Please respect copyright.PENANAKLea28jVnk
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楚翹:「仲有冇呢?」266Please respect copyright.PENANALRdc1omY45
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我:「牛津囉!」266Please respect copyright.PENANABOAhetTwCz
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楚翹:「牛頭角津貼小學呀嘛!呢啲爛gag,我細個都聽唔少啦!」266Please respect copyright.PENANAiyu3jnp4EG
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阿妹:「阿哥唔好做多咗!你做多咗喇!」266Please respect copyright.PENANAmlz3mDu6uU
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希逸:「柒出一個新境界。」266Please respect copyright.PENANAzUf7xBRmio
-266Please respect copyright.PENANA065ZVN2Izu
我:「柒頭盡頭便是型。」266Please respect copyright.PENANAcrSqAArPUd
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楚翹:「但你未柒到盡頭,所以型唔到。」266Please respect copyright.PENANAzVzD4B7OC4
-266Please respect copyright.PENANADNjTr4RbpT
希逸:「即係話你柒啊!」266Please respect copyright.PENANADyqjNxeuNs
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我:「而家被大家遺棄喇!」266Please respect copyright.PENANASiRXxt5Wot
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阿妹:「而家冇人要你嚕!」266Please respect copyright.PENANA23gdd2Mthm
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(待續 To be continued)