阿妹:「邊度係鴛鴦嬉水啊!我哋係鴛鴦洗碗。」287Please respect copyright.PENANADdkoP0emzh
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我:「點知你洗洗下碗會唔會突然去洗第二啲嘢。」287Please respect copyright.PENANA7QBFcjzBgB
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希逸:「噓!講呢啲!咁我都唔會落去阻住你哋喺『燒夜店』放閃嘅。」287Please respect copyright.PENANAUM5qWFnCiD
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我:「好兄弟。」287Please respect copyright.PENANAkae2dBdKZv
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希逸:「兄弟好!己所不欲,勿施於人。」287Please respect copyright.PENANAc8EJlUrW7G
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我:「大家今晚食完飯就早啲休息,聽日就開學喇!」287Please respect copyright.PENANA9HPC8fuTRT
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希逸:「梗係啦!食完拍個籮柚走得。」287Please respect copyright.PENANA6au1fwgC1e
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我:「啲碗……阿茂洗啊?」287Please respect copyright.PENANAjoBGHmJJ9c
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希逸:「嘻嘻!」287Please respect copyright.PENANAlgzLdOsBZV
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我:「洗埋先準走。」287Please respect copyright.PENANAplBqoncb9p
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希逸:「係嘅老闆,使唔使切埋啲生果,煮下紅豆沙咁?」287Please respect copyright.PENANAEXDYgl6qEW
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我:「係就最好啦!煮埋宵夜都可以㗎!」287Please respect copyright.PENANAiGhXKP9oBI
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希逸:「唔得,你話今晚要早啲休息。」287Please respect copyright.PENANA14dgFThrZS
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阿妹:「係囉!呢句你講㗎。」287Please respect copyright.PENANAIBcrDo2zJk
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我:「嘩!你哋平時當我講嘢耳邊風㗎喎,你哋今日咩事?」287Please respect copyright.PENANAraO2GfiqAA
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希逸:「黐線,我最聽你講嘢㗎喇!你係大佬嚟㗎嘛。」287Please respect copyright.PENANA8xAXZQsMyD
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阿妹:「你係我阿哥嚟㗎嘛,點會撚化我呢?」287Please respect copyright.PENANAtZS2gbl8S9
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我:「我會記住你哋今日講過嘅嘢,之後攞返出嚟講。」287Please respect copyright.PENANA7CFjlqQPOH
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希逸:「平生不做虧心事。」287Please respect copyright.PENANATW1yho4iGi
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阿妹:「阿哥敲門也不驚。」287Please respect copyright.PENANAZINouckqEm
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我:「你哋講到我好似隻鬼咁。」287Please respect copyright.PENANAXVwjSsvZyP
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希逸:「梗係似啦!餓鬼呀嘛!」287Please respect copyright.PENANAqrbqkODEYY
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我:「邊度似,你用屎眼睇嘢?」287Please respect copyright.PENANAgIIm00Q7Ef
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希逸:「我用……呢隻眼。」287Please respect copyright.PENANAhzn5OF88y8
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我:「嘩嘩嘩!好撚痛吖屌你!」287Please respect copyright.PENANAR4sUCSu92P
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希逸話口未完,對我做咗「千年殺」,呢個動作就係對準我個屎忽窿,由下面一嘢插上去,真係好撚痛。如果大家好鍾意「千年殺」人,你真係要俾人插一次先知道咩叫痛。287Please respect copyright.PENANAYrtRMb4468
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我:「你係咪未死過。」287Please respect copyright.PENANAo8QOomPaWH
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希逸:「都唔係好痛咋嘛。」287Please respect copyright.PENANAemR7rUtMYG
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我:「擰轉身。」287Please respect copyright.PENANADtP1KS3D1M
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希逸:「做咩先。」287Please respect copyright.PENANAt5gh8TnHxo
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我:「你轉咗先。」287Please respect copyright.PENANAgNVdqQoz3p
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希逸:「啊~好撚痛吖!」287Please respect copyright.PENANAKJ49CafkAq
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我:「咁你而家知道咩叫痛啦!」287Please respect copyright.PENANAik6mqXtCeU
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希逸:「下次唔搞,原來真係好痛。」287Please respect copyright.PENANAtCe4GGJ13r
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阿妹:「搞到我都想試下插人㖭。」287Please respect copyright.PENANAXvVBS6NCoS
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希逸:「唔好吖,好痛㗎!」287Please respect copyright.PENANA0jkP74MFsC
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阿妹:「希逸,我要進來了。」287Please respect copyright.PENANAwsQZGRDoGq
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希逸:「大人饒命啊!」287Please respect copyright.PENANAycSpNvXgfj
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阿妹:「原來插人係咁爽㗎!」287Please respect copyright.PENANAYKdLRuK8x4
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我:「但被人插會好痛囉!」287Please respect copyright.PENANASYyQ2aNjW8
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阿妹:「唔緊要,反正我都唔會試到。」287Please respect copyright.PENANAsLoEMdd7rv
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希逸:「你諗下好喇!」287Please respect copyright.PENANAGYxCjIK3eJ
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我:「喂喂喂!你係咪想死,喺你女朋友個阿哥面前講埋啲咁嘅嘢。」287Please respect copyright.PENANADZyOmPo0hu
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希逸:「驚咩啫。你都唔介意嘅。」287Please respect copyright.PENANA5vxneberNw
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我:「我好介意,做人唔可以淨係諗呢啲嘢㗎喎。」287Please respect copyright.PENANASeaxzkBugz
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希逸:「呢啲嘢係咩呢?」287Please respect copyright.PENANAkRDY3G3p1D
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我:「就係你諗嗰啲嘢囉。」287Please respect copyright.PENANAKtlyxckaCc
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希逸:「即係邊啲呢?」287Please respect copyright.PENANART2IoCiJ2G
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我:「敦倫之樂啊!」287Please respect copyright.PENANAn5lvxs072z
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希逸:「得你一個先係咁鹹濕,我好正經㗎!」287Please respect copyright.PENANAr3sTKp63Ll
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阿妹:「得你一個先諗埋啲咩咩倫敦嘢,我哋三個都冇諗呢嘢。」287Please respect copyright.PENANAXciZsA6zOZ
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我:「係敦倫,唔係倫敦。」287Please respect copyright.PENANAxbgNk87PiC
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楚翹:「對你好失望囉!開頭都唔係鹹濕仔嚟,點知識得越耐,就越嚟越鹹濕。」287Please respect copyright.PENANAKl8R2EPxbG
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我:「三個恰一個,完全唔公平。」287Please respect copyright.PENANAePHCpKQ02p
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楚翹:「呢個世界就係咁唔公平,,因為你識到我已經用晒所有運氣。」287Please respect copyright.PENANA5TeSeIUrz8
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我:「識到你直情係三生有幸㖭啦!」287Please respect copyright.PENANAeGw3JtJH8I
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楚翹:「嘩!突然俾咗個靚位你入㖭。」287Please respect copyright.PENANAna6Fa05uAg
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我:「我梗係識搵靚位入啦!我入咩位都咁靚。」287Please respect copyright.PENANAdTM2tw5kiR
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楚翹:「哈!哈!哈!你講鹹濕笑話都唔知俾咩反應你好。」287Please respect copyright.PENANAlEPBtXylKB
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我:「我邊似係講鹹濕笑話呢!我係講泊車,入咩位都咁靚。」287Please respect copyright.PENANACjtunnQCDq
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楚翹:「咁都俾你條友兜到㖭。」287Please respect copyright.PENANAqVOGQKz2Ve
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我:「我講嘢從來都唔兜圈嘅,我講嘢好直接㗎。」287Please respect copyright.PENANAJqBcEYSFvG
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楚翹:「直接……直接笠水呀嘛!」287Please respect copyright.PENANABpsiuQfs5l
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我:「我份人,天不怕、地不怕。」287Please respect copyright.PENANAfqi0Tc8Umr
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楚翹:「唔知邊個連表白都唔敢,要我開口先呢。」287Please respect copyright.PENANAJYJTgnzKep
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希逸:「你……有冇搞錯。」287Please respect copyright.PENANAvP9w76n3Fo
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阿妹:「原來楚翹表白先㗎?」287Please respect copyright.PENANAGaERUWyLR2
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楚翹:「冇辦法啦!對住啲木頭,唔主動啲,人哋唔知㗎。」287Please respect copyright.PENANAMzRak45U4F
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我:「我原本諗住講㗎!點知俾你搶走咗我嘅對白咋嘛。」287Please respect copyright.PENANAhGOkdW4q5Q
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楚翹:「係囉!仲要我撲向你到,錫你先get到囉!」287Please respect copyright.PENANASRBQp3xwzI
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希逸:「嘩!你有冇搞錯吖!要女仔同你表白,仲要女仔主動錫你。」287Please respect copyright.PENANAhOdGMbRNhN
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我:「無辦法啦!鬼叫我咁靚仔,啲女會主動撲埋嚟。」287Please respect copyright.PENANAfsxALgqotC
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楚翹:「你慳啲啦!如果我唔主動啲,你而家都仲係單身咋。」287Please respect copyright.PENANAm18jVVc8QC
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我:「點會單身,分分鐘狂蜂浪蝶㖭吖!」287Please respect copyright.PENANAybFSFhYFdV
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希逸:「連表白都唔敢,廢柴。」287Please respect copyright.PENANArqlYJvNqKS
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阿妹:「對你好失望囉!」287Please respect copyright.PENANA3F9zavH9h9
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我:「放心,表白今次我衰咗,但求婚呢一part,一定會係我開口先嘅。」287Please respect copyright.PENANATkAhIJzXJf
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希逸:「你唔敢講就死得啦!」287Please respect copyright.PENANAHKHjm8r18u
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楚翹:「邊個……邊個話我會應承你求婚㗎。」287Please respect copyright.PENANAQLB2ZfA2YL
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阿妹:「阿嫂做咩口窒窒,你係咪怕醜啊?」287Please respect copyright.PENANAyEX8ffYVY9
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楚翹:「黐線啦!我都唔知會唔會揀浚彥。」287Please respect copyright.PENANAH74AcuiOkT
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希逸:「肥哥你要加油喇!要留住楚翹嘅心喇!」287Please respect copyright.PENANAuXyj3Nb0YF
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我:「冇㗎喇!入咗嚟呢度就冇得出返去,除非……」287Please respect copyright.PENANANzdF2q9Szo
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楚翹:「除非咩?」287Please respect copyright.PENANAPrwDgf5nrr
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我:「除非……你搵到個有錢人收養你啦!」287Please respect copyright.PENANA0mDxpfiKVj
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楚翹:「係啊!但係啲有錢人,我都冇興趣。咁我最多以後都留喺到囉!陪下你呢個單身漢。」287Please respect copyright.PENANArRI7dMX8Qh
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阿妹:「希逸B,叫定大嫂啦! 」287Please respect copyright.PENANAWCZzyPoFNg
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希逸:「大嫂好!」287Please respect copyright.PENANA5QNzH5Zogz
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楚翹:「我幾時話應承做佢老婆。」287Please respect copyright.PENANABE9GgA0b1N
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阿妹:「啱先阿哥話求婚,你突然口窒窒喎。」287Please respect copyright.PENANABtrFfpbXSO
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楚翹:「我……我有口吃咋嘛。」287Please respect copyright.PENANAPvbG0INZB9
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阿妹:「係就唔好等喇!」287Please respect copyright.PENANAWvhkEq5Bjq
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希逸:「好事梗係成雙啦!」287Please respect copyright.PENANAonPP79U4E1
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我:「做咩啊!你又求婚咩?我反對。」287Please respect copyright.PENANA8mdQjgYa1i
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希逸:「我反對你個反對。」287Please respect copyright.PENANAKwudexC70z
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阿妹:「喂喂喂!我未準備好㗎!」287Please respect copyright.PENANA6WhHo7Abkb
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希逸:「我都唔係講求婚,都唔知你哋兩兄妹諗咗去邊?」287Please respect copyright.PENANAr2d2fIcH0r
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(待續 To be continued)287Please respect copyright.PENANAEE9oHqqdMX