希逸:「變成熟咗呀嘛,我知。」275Please respect copyright.PENANAA3ngZYsLIo
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我:「完全唔係之前嘅你,簡直係180度大轉變。」275Please respect copyright.PENANABVtQrrVBOX
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希逸:「我盡力學習成為男人。」275Please respect copyright.PENANAix8E4fKAR3
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我:「喂!就算我喺到,你做事都唔會特別認真㗎啦!」275Please respect copyright.PENANATQ1DD1fD3D
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希逸:「都唔係唱俾你聽,唔好自作多情啦!」275Please respect copyright.PENANAjKLvdicT2Z
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我:「唔唱俾我聽,咁唱俾邊個聽吖!」275Please respect copyright.PENANA4pkB7PxA2X
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希逸:「好夢正酣嘅蕊心BB囉。」275Please respect copyright.PENANACHdZhbtYRK
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我:「上去唱啦!肉麻到爆。」275Please respect copyright.PENANAQnLAOSgSrU
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希逸:「冇鎖匙呀嘛!」275Please respect copyright.PENANAitKmcXc7I3
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我:「而家借埋俾你又點話吖!不過夜媽媽唔好搞得咁大聲喇!你知你有時大力咗就唔好啦!」275Please respect copyright.PENANAxCjYVpBeeW
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希逸:「你都痴孖根嘅,我唔做犯法嘢㗎。」275Please respect copyright.PENANAgTuAPJwVuJ
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我:「咁你係咪而家上去唱歌吖!」275Please respect copyright.PENANAFibgWdLglQ
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希逸:「上去吹簫好啲。」275Please respect copyright.PENANAvClq6maiqo
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我:「又講鹹濕嘢,都係唔借鎖匙俾你,我要擔心阿妹嘅人身安全。」275Please respect copyright.PENANA1qgTwAYJua
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希逸:「俾啦!唔該你啦!」275Please respect copyright.PENANAwnrleZesNL
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我:「唔知邊個啱啱先講完,話拍拖唔係淨係為咗呢啲敦倫之樂呢?」275Please respect copyright.PENANAqWEK6KRNiW
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希逸:「唔知吖!」275Please respect copyright.PENANAvOmLlK5ebM
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我:「啱先仲讚完你成熟,我收返啱先講嗰句嘢。」275Please respect copyright.PENANAjWDNwtUwoi
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希逸:「收唔返㗎喇!我都知我成熟,男仔嘅目標係溝女,而男人嘅目標梗係…」275Please respect copyright.PENANANWJAKEqjHD
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我:「喂!你又想講咩呢?」275Please respect copyright.PENANAFyDu8rdU7x
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希逸:「就梗係照顧老婆啦!」275Please respect copyright.PENANATTnPklEJuA
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我:「我話晒都係半個老竇,我揀女婿嘅要求係超級高㗎喎。」275Please respect copyright.PENANAtoOfFQiH5A
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希逸:「我有咩係達唔到你嘅要求先得㗎?」275Please respect copyright.PENANAZJbLZruBPh
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我:「首先唔需要有錢,但係要好有錢;唔需要靚仔,但要好靚仔;唔需要錫佢,但要好錫佢。」275Please respect copyright.PENANA4SLJfR4tgJ
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希逸:「論靚仔,我數一數二靚仔,呢方面你唔使擔心;論錫佢,我肯定俾你更加錫佢啦!」275Please respect copyright.PENANAvT6gG5tPZW
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我:「係咪㗎?點錫佢法先。」275Please respect copyright.PENANAanxfOGMYF7
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希逸:「錫到佢燶咁囉!」275Please respect copyright.PENANAbvIj6qwvJj
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我:「咁就差唔多,但係至於有錢……」275Please respect copyright.PENANAFRlA9Xrqj5
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希逸:「愛情,係唔可以用錢嚟比較。」275Please respect copyright.PENANAH8NXK0DpbC
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我:「冇錢,咩愛情都唔講得。」275Please respect copyright.PENANAI9KKuxmIJN
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希逸:「你都唔係好有錢啫,同我講呢啲。」275Please respect copyright.PENANAjG6pz41TxL
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我:「就係因為我唔係好有錢,我女婿先更加要有錢吖嘛。同埋我有得食軟飯㗎喎!」275Please respect copyright.PENANALc9x2WUfbq
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希逸:「你估下你可唔可以入到楚翹屋企門口啊喇?」275Please respect copyright.PENANAXywSVd3cRP
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我:「方圓半公里都入唔到,肯定俾啲保安趕走,可以嘅話,我而家俾人監視緊都似。」275Please respect copyright.PENANA1eMpKzkwrM
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希逸:「重犯一號。」275Please respect copyright.PENANA3ZJyB2vY7k
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我:「係!我係軟飯皇。」275Please respect copyright.PENANADjDkAaiNir
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希逸:「高級監督巡視,有冇要求投訴?」275Please respect copyright.PENANANiW8LEwRbd
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我:「阿sir,乜你係高級監督咩?高級廁所長就有你份。」275Please respect copyright.PENANAz6cQvcDQK9
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希逸:「我而家就係高級監督,我再問多次,有冇要求投訴?」275Please respect copyright.PENANAWHLLVBgcsY
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我:「有吖!好多嘢想要,例如整返幾個二奶、換個靚啲嘅老婆咁啦!」275Please respect copyright.PENANARGecx0brWk
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楚翹:「喂!唔好以為我聽唔到喎。偷懶都未話你喇!而家仲要話換個靚啲嘅人,係咪想死?」275Please respect copyright.PENANAYS2n4Fmyq2
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希逸:「Sorry, Madam,啱先呢個犯人太麻煩,我而家幫你處理佢。」275Please respect copyright.PENANA8nluDCzXqD
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楚翹:「係就快,唔好拖喇!」275Please respect copyright.PENANA393Driu0Sq
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希逸:「Yes, Madam.」275Please respect copyright.PENANAmXgggouYJv
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楚翹:「至於呢個犯人,加佢監,加到終身監禁,犯人有冇嘢要上訴?」275Please respect copyright.PENANAOhu4AmATrx
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我:「終身監禁係咪同你過先?」275Please respect copyright.PENANAbtnd6GdYRY
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楚翹:「睇下你嘅表現點先啦?」275Please respect copyright.PENANAAzR41aoC5w
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我:「咁而家呢?」275Please respect copyright.PENANAnnIRZ2ta3G
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燒緊串燒嘅我,行過去喺樓面嘅楚翹,然後嘴落去。275Please respect copyright.PENANAwRBJnIHHQz
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楚翹:「咁樣犯規㗎喎。要再加監㗎。」275Please respect copyright.PENANAXbRZ714QLZ
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我:「反正都要終身監禁對住你,加乜都得啦!」275Please respect copyright.PENANA74b3zxwXBq
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希逸:「好閃吖!」275Please respect copyright.PENANA7HkPCmA5wW
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魚蛋:「閃盲我哋呢啲單身漢喇!」275Please respect copyright.PENANAgywBYtX10n
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歪仁:「早知帶埋啲女女過嚟曬命啦!」275Please respect copyright.PENANAJ2CzQHqXMH
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孟治雞:「你去吔屎啦!溝走晒啲女女,我同魚蛋都係自己咁過咋。」275Please respect copyright.PENANA6kIejPmism
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歪仁:「冇辦法啦!鬼叫我咁靚仔呢?」275Please respect copyright.PENANAd3triJVyrr
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魚蛋:「孟治雞,你識做啦!」275Please respect copyright.PENANAttZuH6WDUQ
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孟治雞:「梗係識啦!陣間玩game整鑊勁嘅俾佢嘆。」275Please respect copyright.PENANACdCQGnuGFd
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歪仁:「酒下留人吖!」275Please respect copyright.PENANAIB5c3odi52
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魚蛋:「流鼻血就有你份。」275Please respect copyright.PENANAbVyP6uTCeu
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孟治雞:「走唔甩㗎喇!乖乖哋介紹啲女仔俾我哋識就放你一馬。」275Please respect copyright.PENANAKAS1dr2Ksm
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歪仁:「我識嗰啲,都睇唔上你啦!」275Please respect copyright.PENANAqZL1paW0WM
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魚蛋:「我哋俾埋機會你,你自己唔珍惜,而家敬酒唔飲飲罰酒。」275Please respect copyright.PENANADTOcSRKnSZ
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孟治雞:「今次耶穌都保你唔到,我話嘅。」275Please respect copyright.PENANATxVEAR3jVg
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希逸:「咪住!我哋有女介紹。」275Please respect copyright.PENANAlEQwy3NEPX
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魚蛋:「堅定流先?」275Please respect copyright.PENANAjKN0jotqTl
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希逸:「堅過石堅咁樣囉。」275Please respect copyright.PENANAFvDMe1uhXh
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我:「呃你有錢賺咩?嗱!望下啦!」275Please respect copyright.PENANA7BlCELvgFH
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歪仁:「喂~正喎,你哋點識㗎?」275Please respect copyright.PENANAbYudIm4xe0
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我:「佢哋係阿妹同楚翹啲同學嚟,中三嘅。」275Please respect copyright.PENANA05bUrKFVaV
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魚蛋:「妹妹,啱喎。」275Please respect copyright.PENANAxWP5EBgNRZ
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希逸:「人哋好成熟㗎。」275Please respect copyright.PENANADKgNfGl1rn
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孟治雞:「幾時搞招親大會先。」275Please respect copyright.PENANAtAJL5Mzq8r
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我:「今個月尾嘅周末得唔得先?」275Please respect copyright.PENANAObPUp2MX0I
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魚蛋:「吓!我哋要考模擬試喎。」275Please respect copyright.PENANAF6keHTy7lP
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希逸:「咁你要模擬試定女?」275Please respect copyright.PENANAy7T2JaouQg
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魚蛋:「女。溝女大過一切㗎嘛。」275Please respect copyright.PENANAbcjVDtqsUR
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我:「咁咪就係囉!我哋諗住去狗場做義工,俾機會你哋展露啲父愛同愛心。」275Please respect copyright.PENANAm2bb2Q49zx
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孟治雞:「都話你哋體貼㗎啦,連活動都安排埋俾我哋。」275Please respect copyright.PENANATJchGk5zt6
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希逸:「係唔想阻住我哋拍拖啫。」275Please respect copyright.PENANAgg0P78CQrq
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魚蛋:「呢個咁有深度嘅任務就交俾我哋啦!」275Please respect copyright.PENANAqYk6n38p1v
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我:「咁我當你哋得㗎喇!」275Please respect copyright.PENANADdY9NvYGCX
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孟治雞:「幾忙都都嚟啦!」275Please respect copyright.PENANAF6BC7QMH9v
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希逸:「你有幾忙呢?平時咪又係返學等放學。」275Please respect copyright.PENANAXHQGohgLKm
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孟治雞:「忙住睇幾時放學囉!」275Please respect copyright.PENANAM9xQhj8HjU
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我:「話知你,總之預咗你哋啦!」275Please respect copyright.PENANArCmwruXx28
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[個個都拍拖,唔通嗰個都想拍拖咩?係,個個都想拍拖,可惜,錯的人配上錯的時間。]275Please respect copyright.PENANA3q75yC63Qr
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(待續 To be continued)