阿妹:「邊度係鴛鴦嬉水啊!我哋係鴛鴦洗碗。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAmlFF5u0SHa
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我:「點知你洗洗下碗會唔會突然去洗第二啲嘢。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAQXmLxP6DpB
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希逸:「噓!講呢啲!咁我都唔會落去阻住你哋喺『燒夜店』放閃嘅。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAXqZ1t0R8LI
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我:「好兄弟。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAEUaPoR95iT
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希逸:「兄弟好!己所不欲,勿施於人。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAm4Aj1xLw2d
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我:「大家今晚食完飯就早啲休息,聽日就開學喇!」276Please respect copyright.PENANAUg3Mswc81D
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希逸:「梗係啦!食完拍個籮柚走得。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAHy4DYpEgiH
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我:「啲碗……阿茂洗啊?」276Please respect copyright.PENANA7Kn6oHB5pa
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希逸:「嘻嘻!」276Please respect copyright.PENANAdCskCxyrI3
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我:「洗埋先準走。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAVEo4lwjzbl
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希逸:「係嘅老闆,使唔使切埋啲生果,煮下紅豆沙咁?」276Please respect copyright.PENANAbci4cTEgZY
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我:「係就最好啦!煮埋宵夜都可以㗎!」276Please respect copyright.PENANAdepEPHW4NN
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希逸:「唔得,你話今晚要早啲休息。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAv4KrDd8P7d
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阿妹:「係囉!呢句你講㗎。」276Please respect copyright.PENANA9gyJBX7EDj
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我:「嘩!你哋平時當我講嘢耳邊風㗎喎,你哋今日咩事?」276Please respect copyright.PENANAeBCtsXAPKi
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希逸:「黐線,我最聽你講嘢㗎喇!你係大佬嚟㗎嘛。」276Please respect copyright.PENANA0e4kNyc7lz
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阿妹:「你係我阿哥嚟㗎嘛,點會撚化我呢?」276Please respect copyright.PENANARe97hsSYQp
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我:「我會記住你哋今日講過嘅嘢,之後攞返出嚟講。」276Please respect copyright.PENANALeWRT948sN
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希逸:「平生不做虧心事。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAjAvtSxjvD1
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阿妹:「阿哥敲門也不驚。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAVmiN9qEefp
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我:「你哋講到我好似隻鬼咁。」276Please respect copyright.PENANA37zsCtMgVB
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希逸:「梗係似啦!餓鬼呀嘛!」276Please respect copyright.PENANAhgtSGuPqri
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我:「邊度似,你用屎眼睇嘢?」276Please respect copyright.PENANAfpn2bvYLDM
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希逸:「我用……呢隻眼。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAY6ieOMhVLg
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我:「嘩嘩嘩!好撚痛吖屌你!」276Please respect copyright.PENANAsxx6LiG1LE
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希逸話口未完,對我做咗「千年殺」,呢個動作就係對準我個屎忽窿,由下面一嘢插上去,真係好撚痛。如果大家好鍾意「千年殺」人,你真係要俾人插一次先知道咩叫痛。276Please respect copyright.PENANAaD0zWBf4xE
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我:「你係咪未死過。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAGddG7HzQXt
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希逸:「都唔係好痛咋嘛。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAOLjNA6KK5f
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我:「擰轉身。」276Please respect copyright.PENANA4ZDjMuY4kX
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希逸:「做咩先。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAzBcD9V4Ypt
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我:「你轉咗先。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAdrwJ0uAKwx
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希逸:「啊~好撚痛吖!」276Please respect copyright.PENANAsWKOsrxo4z
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我:「咁你而家知道咩叫痛啦!」276Please respect copyright.PENANAeJW7yz8KGB
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希逸:「下次唔搞,原來真係好痛。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAzgOvRWzyZW
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阿妹:「搞到我都想試下插人㖭。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAB0N2G8bhwQ
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希逸:「唔好吖,好痛㗎!」276Please respect copyright.PENANAMHIPauSCm2
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阿妹:「希逸,我要進來了。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAWLLvMu7una
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希逸:「大人饒命啊!」276Please respect copyright.PENANAHDVA487eKj
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阿妹:「原來插人係咁爽㗎!」276Please respect copyright.PENANATUQYX1mXXb
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我:「但被人插會好痛囉!」276Please respect copyright.PENANAKQADbGtOLY
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阿妹:「唔緊要,反正我都唔會試到。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAOSIf6A0qzo
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希逸:「你諗下好喇!」276Please respect copyright.PENANAAYlCPExYQI
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我:「喂喂喂!你係咪想死,喺你女朋友個阿哥面前講埋啲咁嘅嘢。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAlsehOCIVkr
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希逸:「驚咩啫。你都唔介意嘅。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAN8MCDHioBf
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我:「我好介意,做人唔可以淨係諗呢啲嘢㗎喎。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAyRBoOsmIBy
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希逸:「呢啲嘢係咩呢?」276Please respect copyright.PENANA4Sndb9Od9A
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我:「就係你諗嗰啲嘢囉。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAteCtUSxuOl
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希逸:「即係邊啲呢?」276Please respect copyright.PENANAvgyaS1yyT4
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我:「敦倫之樂啊!」276Please respect copyright.PENANADr1CoNFeio
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希逸:「得你一個先係咁鹹濕,我好正經㗎!」276Please respect copyright.PENANABJCHfNNL1Y
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阿妹:「得你一個先諗埋啲咩咩倫敦嘢,我哋三個都冇諗呢嘢。」276Please respect copyright.PENANASHRmBMERyP
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我:「係敦倫,唔係倫敦。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAgdU03Q3v0R
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楚翹:「對你好失望囉!開頭都唔係鹹濕仔嚟,點知識得越耐,就越嚟越鹹濕。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAzNtulPVrbq
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我:「三個恰一個,完全唔公平。」276Please respect copyright.PENANALHBXK1kUf0
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楚翹:「呢個世界就係咁唔公平,,因為你識到我已經用晒所有運氣。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAUQDieLikIE
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我:「識到你直情係三生有幸㖭啦!」276Please respect copyright.PENANAtNWUFnb41I
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楚翹:「嘩!突然俾咗個靚位你入㖭。」276Please respect copyright.PENANADYIrbtIYAK
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我:「我梗係識搵靚位入啦!我入咩位都咁靚。」276Please respect copyright.PENANA5gURR8aEu1
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楚翹:「哈!哈!哈!你講鹹濕笑話都唔知俾咩反應你好。」276Please respect copyright.PENANA4x6qydOiSw
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我:「我邊似係講鹹濕笑話呢!我係講泊車,入咩位都咁靚。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAvV2P8jlSnL
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楚翹:「咁都俾你條友兜到㖭。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAaVV4Ih9Ibh
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我:「我講嘢從來都唔兜圈嘅,我講嘢好直接㗎。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAB2tqcp55NP
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楚翹:「直接……直接笠水呀嘛!」276Please respect copyright.PENANAxVgUbsXQpS
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我:「我份人,天不怕、地不怕。」276Please respect copyright.PENANABFyNc5pQrh
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楚翹:「唔知邊個連表白都唔敢,要我開口先呢。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAZRB2yBg28G
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希逸:「你……有冇搞錯。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAlxU0b3cZgg
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阿妹:「原來楚翹表白先㗎?」276Please respect copyright.PENANAyhpEgC61wJ
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楚翹:「冇辦法啦!對住啲木頭,唔主動啲,人哋唔知㗎。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAEXxiRhcbyx
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我:「我原本諗住講㗎!點知俾你搶走咗我嘅對白咋嘛。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAvvkGqNBLBm
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楚翹:「係囉!仲要我撲向你到,錫你先get到囉!」276Please respect copyright.PENANAAPW3shAuBn
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希逸:「嘩!你有冇搞錯吖!要女仔同你表白,仲要女仔主動錫你。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAB2CCbLRwXK
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我:「無辦法啦!鬼叫我咁靚仔,啲女會主動撲埋嚟。」276Please respect copyright.PENANArNub0G4OEf
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楚翹:「你慳啲啦!如果我唔主動啲,你而家都仲係單身咋。」276Please respect copyright.PENANA7YenotVGh2
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我:「點會單身,分分鐘狂蜂浪蝶㖭吖!」276Please respect copyright.PENANAfzy8kpU68K
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希逸:「連表白都唔敢,廢柴。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAlM8mHaHmP1
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阿妹:「對你好失望囉!」276Please respect copyright.PENANAbLZQnabR5n
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我:「放心,表白今次我衰咗,但求婚呢一part,一定會係我開口先嘅。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAy0s4n8e1CD
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希逸:「你唔敢講就死得啦!」276Please respect copyright.PENANAYEv2XCOoxv
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楚翹:「邊個……邊個話我會應承你求婚㗎。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAApSHfmrec1
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阿妹:「阿嫂做咩口窒窒,你係咪怕醜啊?」276Please respect copyright.PENANASjE0rcuo0M
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楚翹:「黐線啦!我都唔知會唔會揀浚彥。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAZzwTqDwHNJ
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希逸:「肥哥你要加油喇!要留住楚翹嘅心喇!」276Please respect copyright.PENANAzt4Q4kR3AY
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我:「冇㗎喇!入咗嚟呢度就冇得出返去,除非……」276Please respect copyright.PENANAmqnuClXbXO
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楚翹:「除非咩?」276Please respect copyright.PENANA7rPK4heKco
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我:「除非……你搵到個有錢人收養你啦!」276Please respect copyright.PENANAZ4Hq6aOUvS
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楚翹:「係啊!但係啲有錢人,我都冇興趣。咁我最多以後都留喺到囉!陪下你呢個單身漢。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAijEPiSAWPw
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阿妹:「希逸B,叫定大嫂啦! 」276Please respect copyright.PENANAxeYT6EfCXG
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希逸:「大嫂好!」276Please respect copyright.PENANAsx1Rzys3YZ
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楚翹:「我幾時話應承做佢老婆。」276Please respect copyright.PENANA4XcI4GXOLH
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阿妹:「啱先阿哥話求婚,你突然口窒窒喎。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAjXbViZZ5qK
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楚翹:「我……我有口吃咋嘛。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAfQQHxW8WSK
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阿妹:「係就唔好等喇!」276Please respect copyright.PENANAojsTpKflvK
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希逸:「好事梗係成雙啦!」276Please respect copyright.PENANAqksVHrK2lK
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我:「做咩啊!你又求婚咩?我反對。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAq2rQJ4WD3H
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希逸:「我反對你個反對。」276Please respect copyright.PENANABNlbwlJWK7
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阿妹:「喂喂喂!我未準備好㗎!」276Please respect copyright.PENANA85dYbBszM9
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希逸:「我都唔係講求婚,都唔知你哋兩兄妹諗咗去邊?」276Please respect copyright.PENANAZtt5qX2i6t
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(待續 To be continued)276Please respect copyright.PENANASKF8OcUrKc