我：「嘿！我哋講笑咋嘛！朋友有事，梗係要支援啦！點可以唔要佢㗎！我份人最講義氣㗎嘛！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyCygXvJYNa
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希逸：「啲唔幫人嘅朋友就唔係朋友，嗰啲通通都係賤人。老闆，我撐你㗎，我實幫你㗎！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2YKv2r71gb
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老闆：「你班仔啊！啱先講到好把炮，咩連呢啲少少恐懼都接受唔到！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwdWZHwjwqG
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希逸：「啱先係我哋嘅演戲效果，假㗎！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbzWiDzGbNj
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老闆：「不如考下演技，食雞子囉！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCIJ36PUUt1
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我：「真食就唔叫考演技啦！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6SCNwh37h
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老闆：「如果你要為藝術犧牲，要你食雞子，你願唔願意？」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaegBpEMvtH
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希逸：「為藝術就梗係冇問題啦！因為假嘅。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM1hvQzuGW6
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老闆：「但係要食真嘅先突出到個效果。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyHwIkrpmrx
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我：「咁呢個就唔叫藝術，呢啲叫真食雞子，而唔係為藝術。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95ZQVQmVdG
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希逸：「咁你都唔會為藝術而食雞子啦！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9nCCku4LoJ
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老闆：「我會喎！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaXWK2UXf5j
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我：「拿拿淋食返粒先啦！考驗下演技呀嘛！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWW7QHg7r0Z
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老闆：「你係咪食先，咁多嘢講。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6zJqaGh5sE
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我：「多謝你嘅好意，我飽喇！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXbQmhGQMXr
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老闆娘：「你而家係唔係唔俾面我大佬先！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwWMro9LFUi
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我：「係！我不溜都唔俾面你大佬嘅，有咩問題？」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIXyT4x3Qtr
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老闆：「𡃁仔！而家有女就威威喇 ！以前咪又係問我點樣溝女。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXEUnPwrbva
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我：「得咗米就梗係要女啦！其他嘢可以唔要㗎喇！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCWm6xc5Cs
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希逸：「重色輕友，呢種朋友唔要得。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrjIQK8MND
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我：「你現時自己可做飯，悶極時自己可浪漫。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZCjPXCE9G8
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阿妹：「唔緊要，我煮俾你食。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsJAIlks3iB
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我：「有時清淡啲，食麥樂雞湯，茄汁湯都好事嚟嘅。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtHjOFGX6s
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阿妹：「我邊有煮啲咁難食嘅嘢吖！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVKI8cvF5V
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我：「嗰次都係爭啲啫，炒蛋都係落咗糖咋嘛！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8T9kTVVRW1
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阿妹：「我想整甜啲，你識咩吖！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltHaJF67e6
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我：「一定係咁，甜嘅炒蛋配煙肉，一定好夾啦！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwjR2uvEh0X
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阿妹：「Fusion菜嘅嘢，你識條鐵咩？」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaDzUH6f2zQ
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我：「『鐵』係一種化學元素，佢嘅化學符號係『fe』，佢嘅原子序數係26，亦都係過度金屬嘅一種。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs8lCvWGQx8
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楚翹：「嘩！你好叻吖！你點知道㗎！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ55tkBfTOeG
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我：「梗係叻啦！唔係之後點照顧你吖！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2rUL7VrZo
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希逸：「扮晒嘢，求其噏啲嘢出嚟就當自己好勁。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6zkUOKUah
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我：「喂！唔好篤穿我嘅秘密，唔拋下書包又點溝女呢！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi06x3YdCBv
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楚翹：「你又要溝邊個呢！你已經有我喎！你係咪瞞住我去溝第二條女？」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0Gpp5DM9V
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我：「點會呢！我最專一㗎喇！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs55x446BKa
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楚翹：「有咩證據？」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7RlofTChRO
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我：「你唔信就去問希逸喇！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL3PvUmYd3A
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希逸：「你梗係專一啦！好專一咁周圍去溝女呀嘛！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0LIUA10ESJ
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楚翹：「哦！而家有人證喇！你點解釋。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ms6lZUb6i
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我：「冤枉啊！包大人。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIMzgHpIZvh
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楚翹：「一句講使，有冇周圍溝女。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMJvaZjpIK
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我：「梗係……冇啦！我咁靚仔，點會係我溝女呢！梗係啲女溝我啦！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNXsetCZpeX
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楚翹：「一定係咁啦！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMTjmUEt9g
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我：「你知唔知溝我要排隊，而家排到星加坡，我見你咁可憐先俾你打尖咋！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgolueKnY0H
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楚翹：「你唔吹脹啲！我啲兵排到去美國㖭！我肯定長過你。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzMKn3pnQQ6
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希逸：「肥哥最新形容詞-短。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRcMAfe1QLN
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我：「難道你不知道濃縮就是精華嗎？」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6OMzeFhrR
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楚翹：「唔通你想講你自己短！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpP8CncrdmF
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我：「係靈活。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmduYmBVHjS
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楚翹：「要睇過先知。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97IYB84qal
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阿妹：「喂喂喂！你哋返緊工㗎！正經啲啦！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡruu3mwmnUs
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老闆：「咪係囉！陣間俾啲街客聽到，以為呢度啲員工咁核突，以後唔入嚟食，我哋咪蝕大本。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSLQDn8dZbr
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希逸：「係囉！做壞晒啲規矩。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qy9FwEoue
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我：「吖！你平時唔講嘅。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu9HdeajuLE
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希逸：「我唔會喺返工呢啲咁正經嘅場合講啲咁核突嘢囉！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBZx0TpsiT
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老闆：「希逸呢啲態度就啱喇！得閒教下彥仔啦！你冇嘢做都可以落嚟幫手㗎！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNtoqKLy38D
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希逸：「唔好阻住人哋拍拖啦！我唔做人電燈膽㗎！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJy47aj8Q9
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阿妹：「阻人拍拖尤如殺人父母，費事佢哋因為冇得拍拖而鬧我哋啦！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzpPHRsWWgR
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我：「講到你哋唔拍拖咁嘅。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡonByqlsGMG
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楚翹：「同學愛新鮮，戀愛大過天。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp7y4MeLl82
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阿妹：「仲《戀愛大過天》？梗係男生們是非，我細細聲講給你！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH0ETD4pPXy
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老闆娘：「我坐你隔離，像對孖公仔報喜。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbwYDh5rjV
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楚翹：「來操場遊戲，我共你一起。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡErQCuwbnJQ
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阿妹：「然後買襪買衫可以做風紀。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxMNiJg18uN
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我：「歐陽浚彥，動作很劉華！我真是好奇。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0bIetBrch
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希逸：「林希逸啊！一直人氣高企。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ21SjE6txOq
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我：「喂！你呢句唔啱音喎！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3Dl6DCNmC
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希逸：「你啱音咩？」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqSQpZxb0dT
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我：「梗係啱，連動作都啱，同劉華啲動作一樣咁靚仔。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡygBGj4xz3X
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阿妹：「阿哥，你應該流華先啱！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRQhVVeJXrX
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楚翹：「流~德華。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpih0dFZIbZ
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我：「我係真•劉華。愧家der嚕！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3WSanUu1e2
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希逸：「你都係唔好唱喇！你啲普通話真係唔得。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh2MwQjNlGM
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楚翹：「唔係唔得，係要直情要用『爛』呢個字嚟形容。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9mMm5Oinh7
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我：「咁我少講，講得唔好，係好正常啫！我又冇乜地方要用普通話，學嚟都冇用。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbtNnfOqkgL
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阿妹：「咁你啲英文又掂唔掂呢？」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgspt4DsOZt
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我：「我梗係掂啦！我劍……劍橋畢業。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡazb6u2yY7E
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楚翹：「邊度劍……劍橋吖？」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqjAxV3IR0
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我：「劍橋道補習社。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXKnAFcCzLW
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楚翹：「仲有冇呢？」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKrpDZf5QTG
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我：「牛津囉！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEd7zskLGg
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楚翹：「牛頭角津貼小學呀嘛！呢啲爛gag，我細個都聽唔少啦！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZB7wV5RuvZ
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阿妹：「阿哥唔好做多咗！你做多咗喇！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1C10KpuZhg
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希逸：「柒出一個新境界。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPrVMf9mT6F
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我：「柒頭盡頭便是型。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQnLK4sui0
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楚翹：「但你未柒到盡頭，所以型唔到。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQkjMn6X9vX
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希逸：「即係話你柒啊！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYsLy79eTmQ
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我：「而家被大家遺棄喇！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuf46kniuu4
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阿妹：「而家冇人要你嚕！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxH4eDDNW4u
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（待續 To be continued）
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