我:「我哋擺低啲嘢就走喇。」311Please respect copyright.PENANA4VwpkkDBJB
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阿妹:「哦!阿哥你有女就唔理我喇!說好了要賠罪呀嘛!我要食雞子吖!」311Please respect copyright.PENANAOwR1QcxclE
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我:「唔係唔整,我哋去買牛扒,今晚加餸。」311Please respect copyright.PENANAUIPVfVEXFN
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阿妹:「咁好啦!順便買condom啊!」311Please respect copyright.PENANAm6EniDPeFl
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楚翹:「你都黐線嘅,留返俾你啦。」311Please respect copyright.PENANA8I1DkXW70o
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阿妹:「我都冇仔。」311Please respect copyright.PENANAdVOR5q2u5x
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我:「冇仔先好,我唔想咁快做人舅父。」311Please respect copyright.PENANAtFMkWHd1VI
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楚翹:「阿妹,等你開學,我帶你去識男仔啦!」311Please respect copyright.PENANAPWJcvAeJTM
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阿妹:「多謝阿嫂,我夜晚一定唔會阻住你哋兩個「造人」㗎!」311Please respect copyright.PENANA2Mrr141HWX
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我:「歐陽蕊心小姐,我哋仲係學生嚟㗎,同埋我係唔會做埋啲違反道德嘅事。」311Please respect copyright.PENANA2lxuW2X62V
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阿妹:「你唔想,可能人哋想呢?」311Please respect copyright.PENANAk2EcIkeq8y
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楚翹:「浚彥,唔好理你阿妹,佢應該缺仔缺到傻咗。」311Please respect copyright.PENANATDbP9U44vv
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我:「係囉!我哋走喇,你自己乖乖哋留喺屋企看門口啦!」311Please respect copyright.PENANAufCWvU6Ieh
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阿妹:「你哋兩個唔要我喇!」311Please respect copyright.PENANAOKbwj9A53Y
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楚翹:「送首靚歌俾你-被世界遺棄不可怕。」311Please respect copyright.PENANAgrwQkLxtzn
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我:「楚翹,你好毒吖!送首《垃圾》俾人,暗串人係垃圾。」311Please respect copyright.PENANAHpIZ6gaWQG
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阿妹:「你哋兩個快啲走吖!兩個夾攻我一個,都唔公平嘅。」311Please respect copyright.PENANA4ukoreEuXe
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我:「呢個世界有公平嘅咩?我哋真係走喇,Bye。」311Please respect copyright.PENANA5bwyKspzFe
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阿妹:「小心俾車撞吖!」311Please respect copyright.PENANA9bCveAdI1b
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又到我同楚翹獨處嘅時間,念在阿妹咁孤單,我決定…311Please respect copyright.PENANAWpf7F8fvqJ
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我:「係呢,聽日你哋兩個係咪去行街?」311Please respect copyright.PENANAl0kZS7U2wE
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楚翹:「係吖!聽晚有咩節目?」311Please respect copyright.PENANAPzyg2M3usR
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我:「陣間你咪知囉!我去打個電話先。」311Please respect copyright.PENANABD158LKXsL
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「嘟…嘟…嘟…」311Please respect copyright.PENANAZ4Fsqwvwzr
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我打俾我嘅老死,同我一樣都係冇女(雖然我而家有女)嘅希逸。311Please respect copyright.PENANAaP9BRTGS8O
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希逸:「喂!做乜聖誕節打俾我呢個單身狗吖!你冇女陪咩?睇你IG,知道你有女啦!有冇食咗佢吖?」311Please respect copyright.PENANAXI13S3yOAH
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我:「細聲啲啦!佢聽到㗎!」311Please respect copyright.PENANAI7EgNYcDAl
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希逸:「Sor9ly阿嫂,我冇心㗎!」311Please respect copyright.PENANAj7xvsOyeAO
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楚翹:「唔緊要。」311Please respect copyright.PENANAPLuX5sOgMT
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希逸:「你哋搵我有咩事?」311Please respect copyright.PENANAOPZl5mHlqW
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我:「我搵得你梗係有好嘢益你啦!」311Please respect copyright.PENANAU60AaJEfx8
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希逸:「有咩好嘢吖 !」311Please respect copyright.PENANARdf8aQQdGv
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我:「你成日話冇女,我有好介紹俾你。」311Please respect copyright.PENANA4xHe8ObWPX
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希逸:「係咪你阿妹先?」311Please respect copyright.PENANAAAIzf5LiT2
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我:「你真係太聰明喇,就係我可愛嘅阿妹喇!」311Please respect copyright.PENANACwAq0To6as
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希逸:「講咗想溝你阿妹已經好多年,你今年終於都諗開咗喇?」311Please respect copyright.PENANAMUrug8zX5Q
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我:「我真係唔明阿妹有咩正?又暴力、又公主病。」311Please respect copyright.PENANA0fdecrkjVR
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希逸:「你阿妹不知幾正,嗰次一齊出嚟去海馬公園,佢又識照顧人、又有禮貌、仲要好靚㖭!真係一見鍾情。」311Please respect copyright.PENANAiwNXGQHHjL
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我:「得喇!聽日有冇嘢做,上嚟我屋企打打邊爐?」311Please respect copyright.PENANAJhxoxXGL0z
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希逸:「幾忙都嚟啦!你平時咁保護你阿妹,連我單獨約出街都唔俾。」311Please respect copyright.PENANADTQr4dpKdx
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我:「咁我預埋你㗎喇!聽日晏晝西灣河地鐵站等,一齊買餸。」311Please respect copyright.PENANAFbh08wFiuj
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希逸:「我識做㗎喇!」311Please respect copyright.PENANAPZBgJYIDGF
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我:「咁聽日見啦!Bye。」311Please respect copyright.PENANACTESfwGQdJ
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楚翹:「咁樣幫阿妹搵男朋友會唔會太求其咗啲吖?」311Please respect copyright.PENANAOR6CSh3EKC
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我:「梗係唔會啦!希逸好仔嚟,佢好nice㗎,佢成日喺我面前提起阿妹,問我點樣溝阿妹㖭。」311Please respect copyright.PENANApInOyITZf7
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楚翹:「咁你都唔可以幫阿妹亂咁配對人㗎?」311Please respect copyright.PENANAY2rZxeEfJk
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楚翹應該覺得我係求其搵條友塞俾阿妹…311Please respect copyright.PENANAYTSvkjV3Xf
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我:「最大問題就係阿妹都鍾意希逸,阿妹都成日喺我面前提起希逸。」311Please respect copyright.PENANAQ4jfolg6s1
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楚翹:「嘩!佢哋兩個有冇咁夾吖?」311Please respect copyright.PENANAiEitA4a2NG
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我:「我都唔知吖!我哋三個之前去咗海馬公園,佢哋兩個就一拍即合。嗰次我哋三個去玩鬼屋,佢哋兩個拖晒手咁入鬼屋,明明係第一次見面咋嘛。」311Please respect copyright.PENANAJ21Pof2Q0B
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楚翹:「睇嚟有人妒忌喎!」311Please respect copyright.PENANAD1KkQgF42P
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我:「自此之後,佢哋就交換咗電話號碼,仲日日傾計㖭!我作為佢阿哥,佢都唔係成日同我傾計。希逸條粉腸又係,同阿妹傾計又唔陪我打機。」311Please respect copyright.PENANAynIvecKiTz
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楚翹:「你阿妹都dry咗咁耐,有仔埋身梗係開心啦!」311Please respect copyright.PENANA9lmrWCuSeF
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我:「咁又係嘅。」311Please respect copyright.PENANAU7A6wHF0FZ
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我:「我哋返嚟喇。」311Please respect copyright.PENANA2WqVz69uKL
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阿妹:「又放閃。你哋兩個對我用完即棄,我好傷心吖!冇我,你哋兩個都唔會喺埋一齊,更加唔會識到對方。」311Please respect copyright.PENANAtuEHpe32ha
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我:「睇嚟你真係缺仔缺到傻咗。嗱!你阿哥,即係我,就係一個好人嚟嘅。你幫咗我,我就一定會報答你嘅,我介紹我嘅兄弟俾你識啦!」311Please respect copyright.PENANA524j3yYO2M
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阿妹:「真係㗎!可唔可以介紹同你好frd嗰個男仔,黑黑實實,又好多肌肉嗰個呢?」311Please respect copyright.PENANA0m76CJAsO0
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我:「你講嗰個大隻gay佬,希逸?」311Please respect copyright.PENANAhdnGjNxmbX
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阿妹:「Exact7ly。」311Please respect copyright.PENANAf6F96qTcx0
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我:「咁多個好男仔唔揀,係要揀個gay佬嘅?」311Please respect copyright.PENANArdEW97UTwa
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阿妹:「嗰次我哋去海馬公園玩鬼屋,人哋不知幾man,喺我驚嗰陣時又會拖住我,又對我好,而且仲要好靚仔㖭!」311Please respect copyright.PENANAWTH5TgHx6r
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我:「我幫你諗諗佢啦!你要人哋,人哋都唔要你啦,你咁暴力。」311Please respect copyright.PENANATF6CoWXLoI
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阿妹:「咩話!你夠膽就講多次!」311Please respect copyright.PENANAahEecqioKQ
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(待續 To be continued)