希逸:「變成熟咗呀嘛,我知。」267Please respect copyright.PENANAYdUHGLJ1b3
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我:「完全唔係之前嘅你,簡直係180度大轉變。」267Please respect copyright.PENANAAtBHHhcsP5
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希逸:「我盡力學習成為男人。」267Please respect copyright.PENANAsDYTqU8jU3
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我:「喂!就算我喺到,你做事都唔會特別認真㗎啦!」267Please respect copyright.PENANAI7ScpMnwVW
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希逸:「都唔係唱俾你聽,唔好自作多情啦!」267Please respect copyright.PENANAMoq53BLlhu
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我:「唔唱俾我聽,咁唱俾邊個聽吖!」267Please respect copyright.PENANAmiYuexlAtg
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希逸:「好夢正酣嘅蕊心BB囉。」267Please respect copyright.PENANAhn3O73409s
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我:「上去唱啦!肉麻到爆。」267Please respect copyright.PENANAfz8hzNkKvt
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希逸:「冇鎖匙呀嘛!」267Please respect copyright.PENANAemxmdg6p7W
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我:「而家借埋俾你又點話吖!不過夜媽媽唔好搞得咁大聲喇!你知你有時大力咗就唔好啦!」267Please respect copyright.PENANAKsE9AtcmHB
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希逸:「你都痴孖根嘅,我唔做犯法嘢㗎。」267Please respect copyright.PENANAHjozZYVtZm
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我:「咁你係咪而家上去唱歌吖!」267Please respect copyright.PENANAIWB2Ggl1s5
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希逸:「上去吹簫好啲。」267Please respect copyright.PENANA0cb45Fy6si
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我:「又講鹹濕嘢,都係唔借鎖匙俾你,我要擔心阿妹嘅人身安全。」267Please respect copyright.PENANAm4v92FltaI
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希逸:「俾啦!唔該你啦!」267Please respect copyright.PENANAYPmpM1Rsdu
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我:「唔知邊個啱啱先講完,話拍拖唔係淨係為咗呢啲敦倫之樂呢?」267Please respect copyright.PENANA7v8Os15ZDA
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希逸:「唔知吖!」267Please respect copyright.PENANAqQPTmtLVK8
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我:「啱先仲讚完你成熟,我收返啱先講嗰句嘢。」267Please respect copyright.PENANAtQZoSU3Icf
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希逸:「收唔返㗎喇!我都知我成熟,男仔嘅目標係溝女,而男人嘅目標梗係…」267Please respect copyright.PENANAfrr0SCRAUQ
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我:「喂!你又想講咩呢?」267Please respect copyright.PENANAWniePbJVer
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希逸:「就梗係照顧老婆啦!」267Please respect copyright.PENANA3tdMoNtE9C
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我:「我話晒都係半個老竇,我揀女婿嘅要求係超級高㗎喎。」267Please respect copyright.PENANAHS9OHD0V5K
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希逸:「我有咩係達唔到你嘅要求先得㗎?」267Please respect copyright.PENANAipzIoXUvGg
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我:「首先唔需要有錢,但係要好有錢;唔需要靚仔,但要好靚仔;唔需要錫佢,但要好錫佢。」267Please respect copyright.PENANAabsp534gbC
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希逸:「論靚仔,我數一數二靚仔,呢方面你唔使擔心;論錫佢,我肯定俾你更加錫佢啦!」267Please respect copyright.PENANAEYZS0SJTQw
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我:「係咪㗎?點錫佢法先。」267Please respect copyright.PENANA8HP43p0gKp
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希逸:「錫到佢燶咁囉!」267Please respect copyright.PENANA32K0mACbV9
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我:「咁就差唔多,但係至於有錢……」267Please respect copyright.PENANAbKlsFznd5f
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希逸:「愛情,係唔可以用錢嚟比較。」267Please respect copyright.PENANAsCtzpinUh8
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我:「冇錢,咩愛情都唔講得。」267Please respect copyright.PENANAsBJWozfiDY
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希逸:「你都唔係好有錢啫,同我講呢啲。」267Please respect copyright.PENANAJiYl9lVi69
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我:「就係因為我唔係好有錢,我女婿先更加要有錢吖嘛。同埋我有得食軟飯㗎喎!」267Please respect copyright.PENANABI41RKstrW
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希逸:「你估下你可唔可以入到楚翹屋企門口啊喇?」267Please respect copyright.PENANAAn8DwxOUxM
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我:「方圓半公里都入唔到,肯定俾啲保安趕走,可以嘅話,我而家俾人監視緊都似。」267Please respect copyright.PENANA2ak2k5CFRn
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希逸:「重犯一號。」267Please respect copyright.PENANAjs9wLnfFuQ
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我:「係!我係軟飯皇。」267Please respect copyright.PENANAWlaGcSLP59
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希逸:「高級監督巡視,有冇要求投訴?」267Please respect copyright.PENANAeJpEAuTq6b
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我:「阿sir,乜你係高級監督咩?高級廁所長就有你份。」267Please respect copyright.PENANAstQRT5ii6y
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希逸:「我而家就係高級監督,我再問多次,有冇要求投訴?」267Please respect copyright.PENANAtge9CWIHUJ
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我:「有吖!好多嘢想要,例如整返幾個二奶、換個靚啲嘅老婆咁啦!」267Please respect copyright.PENANA2OF6S86hbN
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楚翹:「喂!唔好以為我聽唔到喎。偷懶都未話你喇!而家仲要話換個靚啲嘅人,係咪想死?」267Please respect copyright.PENANAaf5yt1Omec
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希逸:「Sorry, Madam,啱先呢個犯人太麻煩,我而家幫你處理佢。」267Please respect copyright.PENANAOLBf1hG7oN
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楚翹:「係就快,唔好拖喇!」267Please respect copyright.PENANAbmurUU4lyW
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希逸:「Yes, Madam.」267Please respect copyright.PENANA1L2p1Yf9jG
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楚翹:「至於呢個犯人,加佢監,加到終身監禁,犯人有冇嘢要上訴?」267Please respect copyright.PENANAcu1Dxx9qRq
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我:「終身監禁係咪同你過先?」267Please respect copyright.PENANAIITYOdVpUZ
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楚翹:「睇下你嘅表現點先啦?」267Please respect copyright.PENANAgk1v1awYpG
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我:「咁而家呢?」267Please respect copyright.PENANAJHaV9VqXQO
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燒緊串燒嘅我,行過去喺樓面嘅楚翹,然後嘴落去。267Please respect copyright.PENANAhJUku8FbZw
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楚翹:「咁樣犯規㗎喎。要再加監㗎。」267Please respect copyright.PENANAewBAJ6DL57
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我:「反正都要終身監禁對住你,加乜都得啦!」267Please respect copyright.PENANAJBzYUkVQN8
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希逸:「好閃吖!」267Please respect copyright.PENANAkHz1LgEKTa
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魚蛋:「閃盲我哋呢啲單身漢喇!」267Please respect copyright.PENANADnbotHpll4
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歪仁:「早知帶埋啲女女過嚟曬命啦!」267Please respect copyright.PENANA2j9KtfNntE
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孟治雞:「你去吔屎啦!溝走晒啲女女,我同魚蛋都係自己咁過咋。」267Please respect copyright.PENANAV5eI1ptimF
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歪仁:「冇辦法啦!鬼叫我咁靚仔呢?」267Please respect copyright.PENANAXcBAcpQkBJ
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魚蛋:「孟治雞,你識做啦!」267Please respect copyright.PENANAIJ6KnHLVMU
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孟治雞:「梗係識啦!陣間玩game整鑊勁嘅俾佢嘆。」267Please respect copyright.PENANASi4AEBQdTC
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歪仁:「酒下留人吖!」267Please respect copyright.PENANAsAHLCbvcA4
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魚蛋:「流鼻血就有你份。」267Please respect copyright.PENANA4IxRB0FpP1
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孟治雞:「走唔甩㗎喇!乖乖哋介紹啲女仔俾我哋識就放你一馬。」267Please respect copyright.PENANAvUNJuQ0AKx
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歪仁:「我識嗰啲,都睇唔上你啦!」267Please respect copyright.PENANAzb9jKfZMEd
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魚蛋:「我哋俾埋機會你,你自己唔珍惜,而家敬酒唔飲飲罰酒。」267Please respect copyright.PENANARvDYxHXlu8
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孟治雞:「今次耶穌都保你唔到,我話嘅。」267Please respect copyright.PENANAgYkfve7TcR
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希逸:「咪住!我哋有女介紹。」267Please respect copyright.PENANAFpDBTDGtI7
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魚蛋:「堅定流先?」267Please respect copyright.PENANAtRrShp9sjG
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希逸:「堅過石堅咁樣囉。」267Please respect copyright.PENANAqX88jmjgjY
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我:「呃你有錢賺咩?嗱!望下啦!」267Please respect copyright.PENANAqdb6Vgs8Za
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歪仁:「喂~正喎,你哋點識㗎?」267Please respect copyright.PENANAKl8wVJZkCm
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我:「佢哋係阿妹同楚翹啲同學嚟,中三嘅。」267Please respect copyright.PENANAwaC5m7r4bv
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魚蛋:「妹妹,啱喎。」267Please respect copyright.PENANAexmPnp9R3C
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希逸:「人哋好成熟㗎。」267Please respect copyright.PENANA1BbEY10WFP
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孟治雞:「幾時搞招親大會先。」267Please respect copyright.PENANAmInlUxizUx
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我:「今個月尾嘅周末得唔得先?」267Please respect copyright.PENANAE0up3bZj7n
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魚蛋:「吓!我哋要考模擬試喎。」267Please respect copyright.PENANAAmYyfQBwHs
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希逸:「咁你要模擬試定女?」267Please respect copyright.PENANAskENPkEHmT
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魚蛋:「女。溝女大過一切㗎嘛。」267Please respect copyright.PENANAXfJKEpGknI
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我:「咁咪就係囉!我哋諗住去狗場做義工,俾機會你哋展露啲父愛同愛心。」267Please respect copyright.PENANApm8Iion3tB
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孟治雞:「都話你哋體貼㗎啦,連活動都安排埋俾我哋。」267Please respect copyright.PENANAIooMEgNzAI
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希逸:「係唔想阻住我哋拍拖啫。」267Please respect copyright.PENANAsDjfhcpAIc
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魚蛋:「呢個咁有深度嘅任務就交俾我哋啦!」267Please respect copyright.PENANA8HnAPUoZBE
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我:「咁我當你哋得㗎喇!」267Please respect copyright.PENANAusNTmlfi1A
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孟治雞:「幾忙都都嚟啦!」267Please respect copyright.PENANAmThjKiivdm
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希逸:「你有幾忙呢?平時咪又係返學等放學。」267Please respect copyright.PENANAen774UA0ia
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孟治雞:「忙住睇幾時放學囉!」267Please respect copyright.PENANAMNzmWg2nJ4
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我:「話知你,總之預咗你哋啦!」267Please respect copyright.PENANAz5TlD9OBme
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[個個都拍拖,唔通嗰個都想拍拖咩?係,個個都想拍拖,可惜,錯的人配上錯的時間。]267Please respect copyright.PENANA0UlNaJT25T
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(待續 To be continued)