希逸:「變成熟咗呀嘛,我知。」270Please respect copyright.PENANAZ2oq4XAK5f
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我:「完全唔係之前嘅你,簡直係180度大轉變。」270Please respect copyright.PENANAjtxLmFFTRX
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希逸:「我盡力學習成為男人。」270Please respect copyright.PENANADjUkkWM6Qg
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我:「喂!就算我喺到,你做事都唔會特別認真㗎啦!」270Please respect copyright.PENANA6bl5IFVnr7
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希逸:「都唔係唱俾你聽,唔好自作多情啦!」270Please respect copyright.PENANAzc3TzaITNV
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我:「唔唱俾我聽,咁唱俾邊個聽吖!」270Please respect copyright.PENANAsgyVsPVYtH
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希逸:「好夢正酣嘅蕊心BB囉。」270Please respect copyright.PENANAR8pBgHGkPM
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我:「上去唱啦!肉麻到爆。」270Please respect copyright.PENANAhqYNKUOmNZ
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希逸:「冇鎖匙呀嘛!」270Please respect copyright.PENANAet7Z3izvV5
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我:「而家借埋俾你又點話吖!不過夜媽媽唔好搞得咁大聲喇!你知你有時大力咗就唔好啦!」270Please respect copyright.PENANAFOcwuUnelG
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希逸:「你都痴孖根嘅,我唔做犯法嘢㗎。」270Please respect copyright.PENANAj1VAEz3J66
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我:「咁你係咪而家上去唱歌吖!」270Please respect copyright.PENANABv0oyhahDO
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希逸:「上去吹簫好啲。」270Please respect copyright.PENANAPUGKk0BvFR
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我:「又講鹹濕嘢,都係唔借鎖匙俾你,我要擔心阿妹嘅人身安全。」270Please respect copyright.PENANAhP9LwONzsz
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希逸:「俾啦!唔該你啦!」270Please respect copyright.PENANAP97S9GDlDV
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我:「唔知邊個啱啱先講完,話拍拖唔係淨係為咗呢啲敦倫之樂呢?」270Please respect copyright.PENANAphAJBqQrwX
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希逸:「唔知吖!」270Please respect copyright.PENANAHxgVnRSix9
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我:「啱先仲讚完你成熟,我收返啱先講嗰句嘢。」270Please respect copyright.PENANAXblvZHOPVH
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希逸:「收唔返㗎喇!我都知我成熟,男仔嘅目標係溝女,而男人嘅目標梗係…」270Please respect copyright.PENANAOMsMiLxd6k
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我:「喂!你又想講咩呢?」270Please respect copyright.PENANA1bIWquJUKb
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希逸:「就梗係照顧老婆啦!」270Please respect copyright.PENANAiW8wCkVAMi
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我:「我話晒都係半個老竇,我揀女婿嘅要求係超級高㗎喎。」270Please respect copyright.PENANAkKq5xqEuDK
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希逸:「我有咩係達唔到你嘅要求先得㗎?」270Please respect copyright.PENANA8pqDzVsyYj
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我:「首先唔需要有錢,但係要好有錢;唔需要靚仔,但要好靚仔;唔需要錫佢,但要好錫佢。」270Please respect copyright.PENANAQptTK1mNjU
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希逸:「論靚仔,我數一數二靚仔,呢方面你唔使擔心;論錫佢,我肯定俾你更加錫佢啦!」270Please respect copyright.PENANAnDqEI9lqkH
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我:「係咪㗎?點錫佢法先。」270Please respect copyright.PENANA2KtgEI8Yku
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希逸:「錫到佢燶咁囉!」270Please respect copyright.PENANAji8WYQXxyB
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我:「咁就差唔多,但係至於有錢……」270Please respect copyright.PENANA1mO6BygunH
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希逸:「愛情,係唔可以用錢嚟比較。」270Please respect copyright.PENANAqPIj7vnsou
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我:「冇錢,咩愛情都唔講得。」270Please respect copyright.PENANAJuhXFVttge
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希逸:「你都唔係好有錢啫,同我講呢啲。」270Please respect copyright.PENANAg9gDOc2z93
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我:「就係因為我唔係好有錢,我女婿先更加要有錢吖嘛。同埋我有得食軟飯㗎喎!」270Please respect copyright.PENANA4Zxslmf3Q2
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希逸:「你估下你可唔可以入到楚翹屋企門口啊喇?」270Please respect copyright.PENANASehJwFy65O
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我:「方圓半公里都入唔到,肯定俾啲保安趕走,可以嘅話,我而家俾人監視緊都似。」270Please respect copyright.PENANAufC65JhzME
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希逸:「重犯一號。」270Please respect copyright.PENANAAG1qmAiZqe
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我:「係!我係軟飯皇。」270Please respect copyright.PENANAT3WGZkGbBC
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希逸:「高級監督巡視,有冇要求投訴?」270Please respect copyright.PENANA2uynfvFmhk
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我:「阿sir,乜你係高級監督咩?高級廁所長就有你份。」270Please respect copyright.PENANAarebnXpLUB
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希逸:「我而家就係高級監督,我再問多次,有冇要求投訴?」270Please respect copyright.PENANAgVCVTJm7WN
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我:「有吖!好多嘢想要,例如整返幾個二奶、換個靚啲嘅老婆咁啦!」270Please respect copyright.PENANAIsmqnIh8oK
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楚翹:「喂!唔好以為我聽唔到喎。偷懶都未話你喇!而家仲要話換個靚啲嘅人,係咪想死?」270Please respect copyright.PENANAzaVS099dgR
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希逸:「Sorry, Madam,啱先呢個犯人太麻煩,我而家幫你處理佢。」270Please respect copyright.PENANAas6Rwte6fh
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楚翹:「係就快,唔好拖喇!」270Please respect copyright.PENANAEt5RKNltVj
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希逸:「Yes, Madam.」270Please respect copyright.PENANAyN35A64Wfk
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楚翹:「至於呢個犯人,加佢監,加到終身監禁,犯人有冇嘢要上訴?」270Please respect copyright.PENANAiU0Ah11QPC
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我:「終身監禁係咪同你過先?」270Please respect copyright.PENANAcZHXjpOI5e
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楚翹:「睇下你嘅表現點先啦?」270Please respect copyright.PENANAafzB6ZCnIg
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我:「咁而家呢?」270Please respect copyright.PENANAHMIVJYIQiQ
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燒緊串燒嘅我,行過去喺樓面嘅楚翹,然後嘴落去。270Please respect copyright.PENANAHzwF2uvCwy
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楚翹:「咁樣犯規㗎喎。要再加監㗎。」270Please respect copyright.PENANAi268t6F8Ld
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我:「反正都要終身監禁對住你,加乜都得啦!」270Please respect copyright.PENANAhMBVIzhD9N
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希逸:「好閃吖!」270Please respect copyright.PENANAqCC9EduCS4
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魚蛋:「閃盲我哋呢啲單身漢喇!」270Please respect copyright.PENANAbBh5vD13q8
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歪仁:「早知帶埋啲女女過嚟曬命啦!」270Please respect copyright.PENANAm2ozPtsKqW
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孟治雞:「你去吔屎啦!溝走晒啲女女,我同魚蛋都係自己咁過咋。」270Please respect copyright.PENANA2OZChdQUaw
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歪仁:「冇辦法啦!鬼叫我咁靚仔呢?」270Please respect copyright.PENANAAFrPd7QuqC
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魚蛋:「孟治雞,你識做啦!」270Please respect copyright.PENANAAqA5YETWkg
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孟治雞:「梗係識啦!陣間玩game整鑊勁嘅俾佢嘆。」270Please respect copyright.PENANAIkbqiDeTEg
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歪仁:「酒下留人吖!」270Please respect copyright.PENANA2BLs0c8cDw
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魚蛋:「流鼻血就有你份。」270Please respect copyright.PENANAwHXYvbrEe5
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孟治雞:「走唔甩㗎喇!乖乖哋介紹啲女仔俾我哋識就放你一馬。」270Please respect copyright.PENANAElTEZ91zkf
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歪仁:「我識嗰啲,都睇唔上你啦!」270Please respect copyright.PENANAAUmwpbtdYw
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魚蛋:「我哋俾埋機會你,你自己唔珍惜,而家敬酒唔飲飲罰酒。」270Please respect copyright.PENANALJzWk8cPh8
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孟治雞:「今次耶穌都保你唔到,我話嘅。」270Please respect copyright.PENANA7R3ZTJUy7H
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希逸:「咪住!我哋有女介紹。」270Please respect copyright.PENANARPehtG6aoZ
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魚蛋:「堅定流先?」270Please respect copyright.PENANAxvktgKyUdw
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希逸:「堅過石堅咁樣囉。」270Please respect copyright.PENANAh3wpkSZjpy
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我:「呃你有錢賺咩?嗱!望下啦!」270Please respect copyright.PENANA4vYep30GNd
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歪仁:「喂~正喎,你哋點識㗎?」270Please respect copyright.PENANA1f05xyNgjN
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我:「佢哋係阿妹同楚翹啲同學嚟,中三嘅。」270Please respect copyright.PENANALLt5giUDPx
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魚蛋:「妹妹,啱喎。」270Please respect copyright.PENANAKV5g2cWuvt
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希逸:「人哋好成熟㗎。」270Please respect copyright.PENANAs2jScVXfI8
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孟治雞:「幾時搞招親大會先。」270Please respect copyright.PENANAMKpqw9xymp
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我:「今個月尾嘅周末得唔得先?」270Please respect copyright.PENANAP3LomsD7Hp
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魚蛋:「吓!我哋要考模擬試喎。」270Please respect copyright.PENANASudpuPhxAL
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希逸:「咁你要模擬試定女?」270Please respect copyright.PENANAGdtPvtr572
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魚蛋:「女。溝女大過一切㗎嘛。」270Please respect copyright.PENANAB6I1TR9GkK
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我:「咁咪就係囉!我哋諗住去狗場做義工,俾機會你哋展露啲父愛同愛心。」270Please respect copyright.PENANACYT9wiUi2u
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孟治雞:「都話你哋體貼㗎啦,連活動都安排埋俾我哋。」270Please respect copyright.PENANApdtpuOEpdL
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希逸:「係唔想阻住我哋拍拖啫。」270Please respect copyright.PENANAr6WKYAiCG6
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魚蛋:「呢個咁有深度嘅任務就交俾我哋啦!」270Please respect copyright.PENANA5NpdkNI7dK
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我:「咁我當你哋得㗎喇!」270Please respect copyright.PENANAK4A5IhOXjZ
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孟治雞:「幾忙都都嚟啦!」270Please respect copyright.PENANAjOhc9hfvoM
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希逸:「你有幾忙呢?平時咪又係返學等放學。」270Please respect copyright.PENANANojxowLs4N
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孟治雞:「忙住睇幾時放學囉!」270Please respect copyright.PENANAmvIQObINd5
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我:「話知你,總之預咗你哋啦!」270Please respect copyright.PENANAfzECYcAMvL
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[個個都拍拖,唔通嗰個都想拍拖咩?係,個個都想拍拖,可惜,錯的人配上錯的時間。]270Please respect copyright.PENANA0xhMhWyJKm
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(待續 To be continued)