阿妹：「邊度係鴛鴦嬉水啊！我哋係鴛鴦洗碗。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWSP35Ic1Xr
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我：「點知你洗洗下碗會唔會突然去洗第二啲嘢。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYtR6MwVkPr
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希逸：「噓！講呢啲！咁我都唔會落去阻住你哋喺『燒夜店』放閃嘅。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsBurs6spYG
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我：「好兄弟。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpyJY4hoyFt
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希逸：「兄弟好！己所不欲，勿施於人。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIBb8XxTU9
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我：「大家今晚食完飯就早啲休息，聽日就開學喇！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66l2Seg3R0
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希逸：「梗係啦！食完拍個籮柚走得。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnuI6dIEJgr
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我：「啲碗……阿茂洗啊？」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJmQbD5ZOxq
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希逸：「嘻嘻！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF203IjWXeW
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我：「洗埋先準走。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaipiTItpRF
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希逸：「係嘅老闆，使唔使切埋啲生果，煮下紅豆沙咁？」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAfHLigylst
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我：「係就最好啦！煮埋宵夜都可以㗎！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHuDufmWS4b
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希逸：「唔得，你話今晚要早啲休息。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjBlmgxP8NQ
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阿妹：「係囉！呢句你講㗎。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrsK2uFvUjZ
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我：「嘩！你哋平時當我講嘢耳邊風㗎喎，你哋今日咩事？」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzH9nvBipZ0
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希逸：「黐線，我最聽你講嘢㗎喇！你係大佬嚟㗎嘛。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYYfgN3AhC
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阿妹：「你係我阿哥嚟㗎嘛，點會撚化我呢？」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrONLnYl5dA
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我：「我會記住你哋今日講過嘅嘢，之後攞返出嚟講。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLtwutdSCY8
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希逸：「平生不做虧心事。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwTzAdT3FWh
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阿妹：「阿哥敲門也不驚。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRALWzlleLH
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我：「你哋講到我好似隻鬼咁。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvhOGvwPT9j
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希逸：「梗係似啦！餓鬼呀嘛！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpBDVp4GwCC
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我：「邊度似，你用屎眼睇嘢？」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfpatZKoSC9
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希逸：「我用……呢隻眼。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wb5CtuLE5
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我：「嘩嘩嘩！好撚痛吖屌你！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5IokLmvdrb
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希逸話口未完，對我做咗「千年殺」，呢個動作就係對準我個屎忽窿，由下面一嘢插上去，真係好撚痛。如果大家好鍾意「千年殺」人，你真係要俾人插一次先知道咩叫痛。279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlZGNDSA1mi
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我：「你係咪未死過。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0EEPlVtoKu
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希逸：「都唔係好痛咋嘛。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdUwNVJa90
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我：「擰轉身。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAedFsCsoT
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希逸：「做咩先。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkCyA9Iwp2m
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我：「你轉咗先。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbxojd61LD
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希逸：「啊~好撚痛吖！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHySKAGoQwP
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我：「咁你而家知道咩叫痛啦！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwdQh7ULsx
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希逸：「下次唔搞，原來真係好痛。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIlGKUKG69r
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阿妹：「搞到我都想試下插人㖭。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Fv874dLNc
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希逸：「唔好吖，好痛㗎！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6j7you6asr
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阿妹：「希逸，我要進來了。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqBXsYIuDO
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希逸：「大人饒命啊！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaRjZYEWzrt
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阿妹：「原來插人係咁爽㗎！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr33ZAs6Poh
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我：「但被人插會好痛囉！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBdgahlsTb
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阿妹：「唔緊要，反正我都唔會試到。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd1VmOBgNqY
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希逸：「你諗下好喇！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqq7um6xI4
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我：「喂喂喂！你係咪想死，喺你女朋友個阿哥面前講埋啲咁嘅嘢。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhlhJRy6P3
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希逸：「驚咩啫。你都唔介意嘅。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡimClFZpX52
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我：「我好介意，做人唔可以淨係諗呢啲嘢㗎喎。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjEuQ6p6rix
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希逸：「呢啲嘢係咩呢？」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFeGv2iwODz
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我：「就係你諗嗰啲嘢囉。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhUKojdR8Pm
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希逸：「即係邊啲呢？」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJehRcWX2z
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我：「敦倫之樂啊！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2QS1h4MXVu
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希逸：「得你一個先係咁鹹濕，我好正經㗎！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07hk94ZvaQ
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阿妹：「得你一個先諗埋啲咩咩倫敦嘢，我哋三個都冇諗呢嘢。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfvsAzoaiI
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我：「係敦倫，唔係倫敦。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDtnYJNXrKl
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楚翹：「對你好失望囉！開頭都唔係鹹濕仔嚟，點知識得越耐，就越嚟越鹹濕。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4O82T3SqW
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我：「三個恰一個，完全唔公平。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkretO4K6aD
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楚翹：「呢個世界就係咁唔公平，，因為你識到我已經用晒所有運氣。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ60QbORiUKL
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我：「識到你直情係三生有幸㖭啦！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgvLTFCXoR
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楚翹：「嘩！突然俾咗個靚位你入㖭。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP6nrujFqJk
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我：「我梗係識搵靚位入啦！我入咩位都咁靚。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1pcvcfFfUv
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楚翹：「哈！哈！哈！你講鹹濕笑話都唔知俾咩反應你好。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw90htD3sg6
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我：「我邊似係講鹹濕笑話呢！我係講泊車，入咩位都咁靚。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxw1mXTS0I9
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楚翹：「咁都俾你條友兜到㖭。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ogpf4ltTF
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我：「我講嘢從來都唔兜圈嘅，我講嘢好直接㗎。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtozQYn5JPM
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楚翹：「直接……直接笠水呀嘛！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFvZrAwl1L
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我：「我份人，天不怕、地不怕。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMX35EUleZA
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楚翹：「唔知邊個連表白都唔敢，要我開口先呢。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLbPjJRd5Hz
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希逸：「你……有冇搞錯。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgQHI2pTZM
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阿妹：「原來楚翹表白先㗎？」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwKjg9pXCHc
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楚翹：「冇辦法啦！對住啲木頭，唔主動啲，人哋唔知㗎。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Ftoitjn1j
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我：「我原本諗住講㗎！點知俾你搶走咗我嘅對白咋嘛。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA83B9owOnj
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楚翹：「係囉！仲要我撲向你到，錫你先get到囉！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFnHbw86dRC
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希逸：「嘩！你有冇搞錯吖！要女仔同你表白，仲要女仔主動錫你。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJRtyNDuzr1
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我：「無辦法啦！鬼叫我咁靚仔，啲女會主動撲埋嚟。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYdVayT1jLC
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楚翹：「你慳啲啦！如果我唔主動啲，你而家都仲係單身咋。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDzuIq5RA8
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我：「點會單身，分分鐘狂蜂浪蝶㖭吖！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSWKZ6M1BeU
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希逸：「連表白都唔敢，廢柴。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfSCR8NyJ4
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阿妹：「對你好失望囉！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNoaOEoZEWz
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我：「放心，表白今次我衰咗，但求婚呢一part，一定會係我開口先嘅。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZqXfR9CH0I
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希逸：「你唔敢講就死得啦！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWB9YGhLdO
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楚翹：「邊個……邊個話我會應承你求婚㗎。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqGMNtK1ykR
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阿妹：「阿嫂做咩口窒窒，你係咪怕醜啊？」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgMYr4VqDdv
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楚翹：「黐線啦！我都唔知會唔會揀浚彥。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4IuLLZWBNY
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希逸：「肥哥你要加油喇！要留住楚翹嘅心喇！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZCSS8zUOPH
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我：「冇㗎喇！入咗嚟呢度就冇得出返去，除非……」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTL9myPomAw
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楚翹：「除非咩？」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ac701VfSa
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我：「除非……你搵到個有錢人收養你啦！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQ1jlfDkN9
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楚翹：「係啊！但係啲有錢人，我都冇興趣。咁我最多以後都留喺到囉！陪下你呢個單身漢。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGjZL3OLnaj
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阿妹：「希逸B，叫定大嫂啦！ 」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWCREwmyVj
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希逸：「大嫂好！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIiThoKQjW7
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楚翹：「我幾時話應承做佢老婆。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnNWNxrzeiz
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阿妹：「啱先阿哥話求婚，你突然口窒窒喎。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKECyOnehA
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楚翹：「我……我有口吃咋嘛。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULAexEEWE3
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阿妹：「係就唔好等喇！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQ7pgB10vJ
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希逸：「好事梗係成雙啦！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fd1dKzefC
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我：「做咩啊！你又求婚咩？我反對。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxOF0xi5cL
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希逸：「我反對你個反對。」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuRxJH346Ca
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阿妹：「喂喂喂！我未準備好㗎！」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLeIFV5Rigg
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希逸：「我都唔係講求婚，都唔知你哋兩兄妹諗咗去邊？」279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX3nx25CDPI
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（待續 To be continued）279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3pDdvjOZB
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