阿妹：「邊度係鴛鴦嬉水啊！我哋係鴛鴦洗碗。」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0kBoddHE1S
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希逸：「噓！講呢啲！咁我都唔會落去阻住你哋喺『燒夜店』放閃嘅。」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo959BxYtoG
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我：「大家今晚食完飯就早啲休息，聽日就開學喇！」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvt9CwFmS4
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希逸：「梗係啦！食完拍個籮柚走得。」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBIevmeylu
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希逸：「嘻嘻！」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9d5jKddvif
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我：「洗埋先準走。」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV4Hvc8GpPY
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希逸：「係嘅老闆，使唔使切埋啲生果，煮下紅豆沙咁？」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBqrDgkIgbc
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我：「係就最好啦！煮埋宵夜都可以㗎！」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSkwZM7PYzz
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希逸：「唔得，你話今晚要早啲休息。」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTCjvcdolYx
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阿妹：「係囉！呢句你講㗎。」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡypxOazjMR2
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我：「嘩！你哋平時當我講嘢耳邊風㗎喎，你哋今日咩事？」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8yQ9G1a2hP
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希逸：「黐線，我最聽你講嘢㗎喇！你係大佬嚟㗎嘛。」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqDMZSv7zxG
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我：「我會記住你哋今日講過嘅嘢，之後攞返出嚟講。」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNsIlOACtqc
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希逸：「平生不做虧心事。」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjrbJkMGkh8
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阿妹：「阿哥敲門也不驚。」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8J9YtkDgi
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我：「你哋講到我好似隻鬼咁。」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsJPUCBl7Za
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希逸：「梗係似啦！餓鬼呀嘛！」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvDPqY81YcD
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我：「邊度似，你用屎眼睇嘢？」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBXKC1xXgXu
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希逸：「我用……呢隻眼。」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVffhvnqv7V
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我：「嘩嘩嘩！好撚痛吖屌你！」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB8rUBpE3XC
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希逸話口未完，對我做咗「千年殺」，呢個動作就係對準我個屎忽窿，由下面一嘢插上去，真係好撚痛。如果大家好鍾意「千年殺」人，你真係要俾人插一次先知道咩叫痛。285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsufDC4Z7Za
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希逸：「都唔係好痛咋嘛。」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡalZOh4mvpp
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我：「擰轉身。」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtTvbNwqZ7f
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希逸：「做咩先。」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHdZHfY8ulL
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我：「你轉咗先。」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL3zwXvdO5J
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希逸：「啊~好撚痛吖！」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKC0BdhntFO
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我：「咁你而家知道咩叫痛啦！」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4O4pNqUBJ
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希逸：「下次唔搞，原來真係好痛。」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUw9fCtrgF3
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阿妹：「搞到我都想試下插人㖭。」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJP3r5iic1
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希逸：「唔好吖，好痛㗎！」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytqIMLRyhv
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阿妹：「希逸，我要進來了。」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihyI6DpPkB
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希逸：「大人饒命啊！」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdtHbtQsXt8
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阿妹：「原來插人係咁爽㗎！」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡepGl00diih
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我：「但被人插會好痛囉！」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCw58OBJz2
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阿妹：「唔緊要，反正我都唔會試到。」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Vf1B9FmOM
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我：「喂喂喂！你係咪想死，喺你女朋友個阿哥面前講埋啲咁嘅嘢。」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDUUeSRVBA
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我：「我好介意，做人唔可以淨係諗呢啲嘢㗎喎。」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfW4itV6I4
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希逸：「呢啲嘢係咩呢？」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt4VCKCjZIQ
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我：「就係你諗嗰啲嘢囉。」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTm6VzV6OC
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希逸：「即係邊啲呢？」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2yzNHCiRVs
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我：「敦倫之樂啊！」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN73QG0OLpo
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希逸：「得你一個先係咁鹹濕，我好正經㗎！」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkaYAUXexla
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阿妹：「得你一個先諗埋啲咩咩倫敦嘢，我哋三個都冇諗呢嘢。」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PjBFMljcV
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我：「係敦倫，唔係倫敦。」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVhX7RLW99
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楚翹：「對你好失望囉！開頭都唔係鹹濕仔嚟，點知識得越耐，就越嚟越鹹濕。」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJx34IidZ2k
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我：「三個恰一個，完全唔公平。」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj01yeO8uS3
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楚翹：「呢個世界就係咁唔公平，，因為你識到我已經用晒所有運氣。」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlP5QlHK3f
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我：「識到你直情係三生有幸㖭啦！」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCLAyX8Lh0
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楚翹：「嘩！突然俾咗個靚位你入㖭。」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5DkYENtp5w
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我：「我梗係識搵靚位入啦！我入咩位都咁靚。」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVsc2VG9Ysh
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楚翹：「哈！哈！哈！你講鹹濕笑話都唔知俾咩反應你好。」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZ1Py6LMy0
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我：「我邊似係講鹹濕笑話呢！我係講泊車，入咩位都咁靚。」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ4LmFflAwH
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楚翹：「咁都俾你條友兜到㖭。」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8FDtMXCtTk
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我：「我講嘢從來都唔兜圈嘅，我講嘢好直接㗎。」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRiC5MIn5d
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楚翹：「直接……直接笠水呀嘛！」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQsJxHckxgO
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我：「我份人，天不怕、地不怕。」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡutcrh5MWss
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楚翹：「唔知邊個連表白都唔敢，要我開口先呢。」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqEY0G67MzE
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希逸：「你……有冇搞錯。」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYm1whWna2e
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阿妹：「原來楚翹表白先㗎？」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQmuCBBZkKR
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楚翹：「冇辦法啦！對住啲木頭，唔主動啲，人哋唔知㗎。」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvCKY3B2Qj
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我：「我原本諗住講㗎！點知俾你搶走咗我嘅對白咋嘛。」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVQMu4xEAW
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希逸：「嘩！你有冇搞錯吖！要女仔同你表白，仲要女仔主動錫你。」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡioWImfCZgG
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我：「無辦法啦！鬼叫我咁靚仔，啲女會主動撲埋嚟。」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBYCRPdXZoE
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楚翹：「你慳啲啦！如果我唔主動啲，你而家都仲係單身咋。」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGNWsaKHVz2
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我：「點會單身，分分鐘狂蜂浪蝶㖭吖！」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKvnXRckThI
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希逸：「連表白都唔敢，廢柴。」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQ4meDEodr
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阿妹：「對你好失望囉！」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9IGafzN8C
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我：「放心，表白今次我衰咗，但求婚呢一part，一定會係我開口先嘅。」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVz5CIhovPh
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希逸：「肥哥你要加油喇！要留住楚翹嘅心喇！」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGXyTjQWYo
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楚翹：「係啊！但係啲有錢人，我都冇興趣。咁我最多以後都留喺到囉！陪下你呢個單身漢。」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ736R0tZIWp
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希逸：「大嫂好！」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsJWZwuDsvU
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阿妹：「係就唔好等喇！」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKPPL4ywcY
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希逸：「好事梗係成雙啦！」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ990yuqjnY7
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我：「做咩啊！你又求婚咩？我反對。」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeWGF9d4547
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希逸：「我都唔係講求婚，都唔知你哋兩兄妹諗咗去邊？」285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPosoazCPpm
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