我:「嘿!我哋講笑咋嘛!朋友有事,梗係要支援啦!點可以唔要佢㗎!我份人最講義氣㗎嘛!」263Please respect copyright.PENANAAOtGAeVgNt
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希逸:「啲唔幫人嘅朋友就唔係朋友,嗰啲通通都係賤人。老闆,我撐你㗎,我實幫你㗎!」263Please respect copyright.PENANA1dPzncD5eY
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老闆:「你班仔啊!啱先講到好把炮,咩連呢啲少少恐懼都接受唔到!」263Please respect copyright.PENANAmJDTl2hqlS
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希逸:「啱先係我哋嘅演戲效果,假㗎!」263Please respect copyright.PENANAs3OypkdSZO
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老闆:「不如考下演技,食雞子囉!」263Please respect copyright.PENANABzBzV8XiCd
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我:「真食就唔叫考演技啦!」263Please respect copyright.PENANAvnRVJyY7lx
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老闆:「如果你要為藝術犧牲,要你食雞子,你願唔願意?」263Please respect copyright.PENANAqtYslURtTS
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希逸:「為藝術就梗係冇問題啦!因為假嘅。」263Please respect copyright.PENANA7jPk5zbwf5
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老闆:「但係要食真嘅先突出到個效果。」263Please respect copyright.PENANAvzIWu31ZK2
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我:「咁呢個就唔叫藝術,呢啲叫真食雞子,而唔係為藝術。」263Please respect copyright.PENANAwH1nqLJc1a
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希逸:「咁你都唔會為藝術而食雞子啦!」263Please respect copyright.PENANACIi2ww76n8
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老闆:「我會喎!」263Please respect copyright.PENANAuAqg8SGMLe
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我:「拿拿淋食返粒先啦!考驗下演技呀嘛!」263Please respect copyright.PENANADQwoaNSNXR
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老闆:「你係咪食先,咁多嘢講。」263Please respect copyright.PENANAzaOuGkY5fg
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我:「多謝你嘅好意,我飽喇!」263Please respect copyright.PENANAEXgACWOSw2
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老闆娘:「你而家係唔係唔俾面我大佬先!」263Please respect copyright.PENANAfFneM2SLGS
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我:「係!我不溜都唔俾面你大佬嘅,有咩問題?」263Please respect copyright.PENANALCoDL2Ndvo
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老闆:「𡃁仔!而家有女就威威喇 !以前咪又係問我點樣溝女。」263Please respect copyright.PENANAFEASE4Wqxx
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我:「得咗米就梗係要女啦!其他嘢可以唔要㗎喇!」263Please respect copyright.PENANAtg6wc9VtnD
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希逸:「重色輕友,呢種朋友唔要得。」263Please respect copyright.PENANAKLJ6UspQxx
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我:「你現時自己可做飯,悶極時自己可浪漫。」263Please respect copyright.PENANAS9O8qiVIph
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阿妹:「唔緊要,我煮俾你食。」263Please respect copyright.PENANAioM4mjNIDv
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我:「有時清淡啲,食麥樂雞湯,茄汁湯都好事嚟嘅。」263Please respect copyright.PENANA5RtTzfDrVV
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阿妹:「我邊有煮啲咁難食嘅嘢吖!」263Please respect copyright.PENANAsjRTwu8UEG
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我:「嗰次都係爭啲啫,炒蛋都係落咗糖咋嘛!」263Please respect copyright.PENANAE04S0ia5k5
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阿妹:「我想整甜啲,你識咩吖!」263Please respect copyright.PENANAfdlP04RGSU
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我:「一定係咁,甜嘅炒蛋配煙肉,一定好夾啦!」263Please respect copyright.PENANAeGJuSCt3MZ
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阿妹:「Fusion菜嘅嘢,你識條鐵咩?」263Please respect copyright.PENANAYeSgaQ0gI5
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我:「『鐵』係一種化學元素,佢嘅化學符號係『fe』,佢嘅原子序數係26,亦都係過度金屬嘅一種。」263Please respect copyright.PENANACB3mXSmyh3
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楚翹:「嘩!你好叻吖!你點知道㗎!」263Please respect copyright.PENANAnnLWx8bgBf
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我:「梗係叻啦!唔係之後點照顧你吖!」263Please respect copyright.PENANABKLfV0xSfM
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希逸:「扮晒嘢,求其噏啲嘢出嚟就當自己好勁。」263Please respect copyright.PENANAmUByBYw20Q
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我:「喂!唔好篤穿我嘅秘密,唔拋下書包又點溝女呢!」263Please respect copyright.PENANAcijQIeeQQD
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楚翹:「你又要溝邊個呢!你已經有我喎!你係咪瞞住我去溝第二條女?」263Please respect copyright.PENANAnRqgfb4aMx
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我:「點會呢!我最專一㗎喇!」263Please respect copyright.PENANANamn8pUYDv
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楚翹:「有咩證據?」263Please respect copyright.PENANAR5ha7pLEXs
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我:「你唔信就去問希逸喇!」263Please respect copyright.PENANAjUtDFwuyTA
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希逸:「你梗係專一啦!好專一咁周圍去溝女呀嘛!」263Please respect copyright.PENANANWobsSwwbV
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楚翹:「哦!而家有人證喇!你點解釋。」263Please respect copyright.PENANAHvyEGvCm5a
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我:「冤枉啊!包大人。」263Please respect copyright.PENANAkANpaK1wjN
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楚翹:「一句講使,有冇周圍溝女。」263Please respect copyright.PENANAauwfKoVB2b
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我:「梗係……冇啦!我咁靚仔,點會係我溝女呢!梗係啲女溝我啦!」263Please respect copyright.PENANAjR5HZrIR3M
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楚翹:「一定係咁啦!」263Please respect copyright.PENANANdBxkFDsnj
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我:「你知唔知溝我要排隊,而家排到星加坡,我見你咁可憐先俾你打尖咋!」263Please respect copyright.PENANA6KxHXDiEjf
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楚翹:「你唔吹脹啲!我啲兵排到去美國㖭!我肯定長過你。」263Please respect copyright.PENANADwsQZ4m5df
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希逸:「肥哥最新形容詞-短。」263Please respect copyright.PENANAcvwbO4BfcF
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我:「難道你不知道濃縮就是精華嗎?」263Please respect copyright.PENANARcth3QlzV6
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楚翹:「唔通你想講你自己短!」263Please respect copyright.PENANAHmxuWMh3l1
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我:「係靈活。」263Please respect copyright.PENANAQ5z4YqJuFl
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楚翹:「要睇過先知。」263Please respect copyright.PENANAkz70Enxm38
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阿妹:「喂喂喂!你哋返緊工㗎!正經啲啦!」263Please respect copyright.PENANAvBLmkRR3Hw
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老闆:「咪係囉!陣間俾啲街客聽到,以為呢度啲員工咁核突,以後唔入嚟食,我哋咪蝕大本。」263Please respect copyright.PENANAhHTrnlg00L
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希逸:「係囉!做壞晒啲規矩。」263Please respect copyright.PENANAUd82In148l
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我:「吖!你平時唔講嘅。」263Please respect copyright.PENANANGETROH502
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希逸:「我唔會喺返工呢啲咁正經嘅場合講啲咁核突嘢囉!」263Please respect copyright.PENANAJR3LhjFxof
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老闆:「希逸呢啲態度就啱喇!得閒教下彥仔啦!你冇嘢做都可以落嚟幫手㗎!」263Please respect copyright.PENANA8RXhETn9tj
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希逸:「唔好阻住人哋拍拖啦!我唔做人電燈膽㗎!」263Please respect copyright.PENANAKHvjdEiU8E
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阿妹:「阻人拍拖尤如殺人父母,費事佢哋因為冇得拍拖而鬧我哋啦!」263Please respect copyright.PENANAV3mFVQC5vw
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我:「講到你哋唔拍拖咁嘅。」263Please respect copyright.PENANAKKX6hKVKbl
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楚翹:「同學愛新鮮,戀愛大過天。」263Please respect copyright.PENANAh9jIiRq06g
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阿妹:「仲《戀愛大過天》?梗係男生們是非,我細細聲講給你!」263Please respect copyright.PENANAuVI7JMxTdj
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老闆娘:「我坐你隔離,像對孖公仔報喜。」263Please respect copyright.PENANA5qmwD3yiF8
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楚翹:「來操場遊戲,我共你一起。」263Please respect copyright.PENANAWgQS1QoKlE
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阿妹:「然後買襪買衫可以做風紀。」263Please respect copyright.PENANAvdEdpiKJcY
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我:「歐陽浚彥,動作很劉華!我真是好奇。」263Please respect copyright.PENANAIfMTXqapAw
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希逸:「林希逸啊!一直人氣高企。」263Please respect copyright.PENANAgCwkGb4Fs0
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我:「喂!你呢句唔啱音喎!」263Please respect copyright.PENANABPaptx6srp
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希逸:「你啱音咩?」263Please respect copyright.PENANAmzN7xV2qgJ
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我:「梗係啱,連動作都啱,同劉華啲動作一樣咁靚仔。」263Please respect copyright.PENANAj6s0HJ8vs2
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阿妹:「阿哥,你應該流華先啱!」263Please respect copyright.PENANAXBoBXmk5Tr
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楚翹:「流~德華。」263Please respect copyright.PENANAy5ZfcZoi1A
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我:「我係真•劉華。愧家der嚕!」263Please respect copyright.PENANAnaB6R7ujia
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希逸:「你都係唔好唱喇!你啲普通話真係唔得。」263Please respect copyright.PENANAKrKPSrVKPe
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楚翹:「唔係唔得,係要直情要用『爛』呢個字嚟形容。」263Please respect copyright.PENANAx5itwTfTpB
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我:「咁我少講,講得唔好,係好正常啫!我又冇乜地方要用普通話,學嚟都冇用。」263Please respect copyright.PENANA4TaJLxrYLM
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阿妹:「咁你啲英文又掂唔掂呢?」263Please respect copyright.PENANAEMHfBITVpP
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我:「我梗係掂啦!我劍……劍橋畢業。」263Please respect copyright.PENANAHvb8vA3ENp
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楚翹:「邊度劍……劍橋吖?」263Please respect copyright.PENANAjuf6gzpcFt
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我:「劍橋道補習社。」263Please respect copyright.PENANAMhl6TBCUHq
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楚翹:「仲有冇呢?」263Please respect copyright.PENANAzHflmptGxg
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我:「牛津囉!」263Please respect copyright.PENANADNQSneObQI
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楚翹:「牛頭角津貼小學呀嘛!呢啲爛gag,我細個都聽唔少啦!」263Please respect copyright.PENANAZbL5aYCgXf
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阿妹:「阿哥唔好做多咗!你做多咗喇!」263Please respect copyright.PENANAgIrJJ730ze
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希逸:「柒出一個新境界。」263Please respect copyright.PENANAB2OBX680ed
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我:「柒頭盡頭便是型。」263Please respect copyright.PENANAwhi0y2KnLG
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楚翹:「但你未柒到盡頭,所以型唔到。」263Please respect copyright.PENANAT3EQvNmphU
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希逸:「即係話你柒啊!」263Please respect copyright.PENANAcY7AQwFFw0
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我:「而家被大家遺棄喇!」263Please respect copyright.PENANAHVLgBIdk7v
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阿妹:「而家冇人要你嚕!」263Please respect copyright.PENANALu2hGfmUb0
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(待續 To be continued)