我：「嘿！我哋講笑咋嘛！朋友有事，梗係要支援啦！點可以唔要佢㗎！我份人最講義氣㗎嘛！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnVDofAHXAX
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希逸：「啲唔幫人嘅朋友就唔係朋友，嗰啲通通都係賤人。老闆，我撐你㗎，我實幫你㗎！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvzw0PqS52H
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老闆：「你班仔啊！啱先講到好把炮，咩連呢啲少少恐懼都接受唔到！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5eMwzaRZZG
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希逸：「啱先係我哋嘅演戲效果，假㗎！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡayWoXxsmP5
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老闆：「不如考下演技，食雞子囉！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9QrGjNPJLx
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我：「真食就唔叫考演技啦！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8b6aVUOBu
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老闆：「如果你要為藝術犧牲，要你食雞子，你願唔願意？」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74f9WtraxH
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希逸：「為藝術就梗係冇問題啦！因為假嘅。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJ3163pbHS
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老闆：「但係要食真嘅先突出到個效果。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡreOSwveWWO
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我：「咁呢個就唔叫藝術，呢啲叫真食雞子，而唔係為藝術。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXwcxFP3Hwr
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希逸：「咁你都唔會為藝術而食雞子啦！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYB0VsYWbs
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老闆：「我會喎！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4vTS6ZUF0o
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我：「拿拿淋食返粒先啦！考驗下演技呀嘛！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBdmJcQIYM7
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老闆：「你係咪食先，咁多嘢講。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3ysiMK1fr
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我：「多謝你嘅好意，我飽喇！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNRQr4XG8hy
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老闆娘：「你而家係唔係唔俾面我大佬先！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9TE8qo2TM
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我：「係！我不溜都唔俾面你大佬嘅，有咩問題？」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡof8r2TfJ8q
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老闆：「𡃁仔！而家有女就威威喇 ！以前咪又係問我點樣溝女。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0OjrfRvXsg
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我：「得咗米就梗係要女啦！其他嘢可以唔要㗎喇！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNULWqWpx6
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希逸：「重色輕友，呢種朋友唔要得。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡesyMrqMNGw
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我：「你現時自己可做飯，悶極時自己可浪漫。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8wjnuctaxw
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阿妹：「唔緊要，我煮俾你食。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvLJ8L7jkS
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我：「有時清淡啲，食麥樂雞湯，茄汁湯都好事嚟嘅。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDrAv7lyYTi
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阿妹：「我邊有煮啲咁難食嘅嘢吖！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0UdiEQVfap
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我：「嗰次都係爭啲啫，炒蛋都係落咗糖咋嘛！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8yb67eZxJO
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阿妹：「我想整甜啲，你識咩吖！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVe2WRWdlq
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我：「一定係咁，甜嘅炒蛋配煙肉，一定好夾啦！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3u7rhGwoZ3
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阿妹：「Fusion菜嘅嘢，你識條鐵咩？」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFTHWs7VQfn
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我：「『鐵』係一種化學元素，佢嘅化學符號係『fe』，佢嘅原子序數係26，亦都係過度金屬嘅一種。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDCZI8gv8LF
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楚翹：「嘩！你好叻吖！你點知道㗎！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0CsG9JyI2L
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我：「梗係叻啦！唔係之後點照顧你吖！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeu31HyH5ek
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希逸：「扮晒嘢，求其噏啲嘢出嚟就當自己好勁。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLkYkyHs8y
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我：「喂！唔好篤穿我嘅秘密，唔拋下書包又點溝女呢！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSrAiEaEHzQ
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楚翹：「你又要溝邊個呢！你已經有我喎！你係咪瞞住我去溝第二條女？」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoRyPYs3WdN
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我：「點會呢！我最專一㗎喇！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Zks9E6jv5
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楚翹：「有咩證據？」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNyjzgANjed
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我：「你唔信就去問希逸喇！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQdQgoGULq
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希逸：「你梗係專一啦！好專一咁周圍去溝女呀嘛！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1z0NXa8Rfd
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楚翹：「哦！而家有人證喇！你點解釋。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn76pC0jhdk
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我：「冤枉啊！包大人。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9RPtxfhTjI
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楚翹：「一句講使，有冇周圍溝女。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpppSXYurb5
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我：「梗係……冇啦！我咁靚仔，點會係我溝女呢！梗係啲女溝我啦！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA2P9gkoAHe
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楚翹：「一定係咁啦！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlZ6UFxuq84
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我：「你知唔知溝我要排隊，而家排到星加坡，我見你咁可憐先俾你打尖咋！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlGeKNy4DLV
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楚翹：「你唔吹脹啲！我啲兵排到去美國㖭！我肯定長過你。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLhay1XS4DV
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希逸：「肥哥最新形容詞-短。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKwVrkcHep
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我：「難道你不知道濃縮就是精華嗎？」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mgXqt9IRv
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楚翹：「唔通你想講你自己短！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfCgD0j2KP1
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我：「係靈活。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31FiftcAjr
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楚翹：「要睇過先知。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoymwzdG3bk
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阿妹：「喂喂喂！你哋返緊工㗎！正經啲啦！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2gu5GdOEo
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老闆：「咪係囉！陣間俾啲街客聽到，以為呢度啲員工咁核突，以後唔入嚟食，我哋咪蝕大本。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflu5x9dRt6
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希逸：「係囉！做壞晒啲規矩。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HW4gloBVf
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我：「吖！你平時唔講嘅。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtgZwtUvIN1
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希逸：「我唔會喺返工呢啲咁正經嘅場合講啲咁核突嘢囉！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXt8a9X0BP4
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老闆：「希逸呢啲態度就啱喇！得閒教下彥仔啦！你冇嘢做都可以落嚟幫手㗎！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ09i2xwYOvG
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希逸：「唔好阻住人哋拍拖啦！我唔做人電燈膽㗎！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUi39RfSoVa
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阿妹：「阻人拍拖尤如殺人父母，費事佢哋因為冇得拍拖而鬧我哋啦！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqk5zJGfHcO
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我：「講到你哋唔拍拖咁嘅。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡANpldjC4BV
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楚翹：「同學愛新鮮，戀愛大過天。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKnSbZAVZBU
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阿妹：「仲《戀愛大過天》？梗係男生們是非，我細細聲講給你！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMk1V928A8H
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老闆娘：「我坐你隔離，像對孖公仔報喜。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF2BeTX1sLU
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楚翹：「來操場遊戲，我共你一起。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBmyGuUNwdp
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阿妹：「然後買襪買衫可以做風紀。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd5PsqyFgaI
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我：「歐陽浚彥，動作很劉華！我真是好奇。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvzWixYwjox
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希逸：「林希逸啊！一直人氣高企。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSNvNYr3GL
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我：「喂！你呢句唔啱音喎！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5FQ289pm0w
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希逸：「你啱音咩？」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcofWnQziCW
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我：「梗係啱，連動作都啱，同劉華啲動作一樣咁靚仔。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz6BhLGdEQA
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阿妹：「阿哥，你應該流華先啱！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCho9MsNnlf
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楚翹：「流~德華。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQupDsowj1l
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我：「我係真•劉華。愧家der嚕！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjxd4RVeL2j
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希逸：「你都係唔好唱喇！你啲普通話真係唔得。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzcaSZJmX3Z
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楚翹：「唔係唔得，係要直情要用『爛』呢個字嚟形容。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgePwCSSbZx
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我：「咁我少講，講得唔好，係好正常啫！我又冇乜地方要用普通話，學嚟都冇用。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBlZdXn9nBI
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阿妹：「咁你啲英文又掂唔掂呢？」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBftacBIm1W
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我：「我梗係掂啦！我劍……劍橋畢業。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPOEm6XewyJ
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楚翹：「邊度劍……劍橋吖？」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAlhcbzWXNz
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我：「劍橋道補習社。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqC2onvTnQ2
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楚翹：「仲有冇呢？」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNohLVesHWr
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我：「牛津囉！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5lvuTUR0z
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楚翹：「牛頭角津貼小學呀嘛！呢啲爛gag，我細個都聽唔少啦！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsXyXcE2odU
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阿妹：「阿哥唔好做多咗！你做多咗喇！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlCT4goXf6q
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希逸：「柒出一個新境界。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ05mpTyXbO
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我：「柒頭盡頭便是型。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ZIggkUOyy
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楚翹：「但你未柒到盡頭，所以型唔到。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6JkF5v9NNZ
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希逸：「即係話你柒啊！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBj3SGuDI00
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我：「而家被大家遺棄喇！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr1UHZwck2c
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阿妹：「而家冇人要你嚕！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrjbIC3HF5p
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（待續 To be continued）
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