我：「呢個故事就真係水蛇春咁長…」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7Amh1GR3s
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［自己永遠想隱藏傷勢，但現實往往向疤痕揭露］352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqRW4n2pxBX
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我：「嗰陣時嘅我去到170磅，係一個大肥仔嚟，個個同學都嗌我肥哥。我記得我當時追緊一個同班女同學。表白之後，女仔話嫌我肥就拒絕咗我。同日，有個籃球隊隊長都向女同學表白，佢哋仲喺埋一齊㖭。自此之後，我就俾同學叫做綠帽肥哥。亦都因為呢個名，我決定減肥，每日去跑步、做唔同嘅運動。最後就減到而家咁樣喇！」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdC3uLEAdIU
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阿妹：「阿哥你點解當時唔同我講呢件事嘅？」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ty3AsB61W
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我：「咁尷尬嘅事梗係唔同你講啦！」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPC2IH0KrDo
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楚翹：「咁而家仲有冇見嗰個女仔？」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSs6dKTkYdc
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我：「佢連續六年都係同我同班，真係越大越靚。」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSftCO4TbRR
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楚翹：「有冇搞錯，喺我面前講第二個女仔！係咪想死？」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRm0FBG10Vi
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希逸：「阿嫂你可以放心，個女仔已經有男朋友㗎喇！」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6Upav2bVj
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楚翹：「你哋返學唔會尷尬嘅咩？」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS6zEdxf4yV
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我：「還好啦！唔好提啲傷心事喇！起筷啦！」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzMRAqetpoi
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希逸：「各位，不如玩個IQ題？」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUyJCIgTMQU
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阿妹：「好吖！我最鍾意IQ題，我好醒目㗎！」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ82hOWvXsi2
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希逸：「有一班科學家搭飛機，有個癲嘅科學家將個馬桶掉落街，點解佢要咁做？」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFYpkdrkOW
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阿妹：「唔知喎！點解呢？」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3NtmlUx7FF
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希逸：「因為佢真係癲嘅。」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAYOedeWXdc
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阿妹：「咁都得，再嚟再嚟！」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGShEBUWPfg
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希逸：「點樣將隻大笨象塞入雪櫃？」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Ej5AxgEWN
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阿妹：「呢條就簡單啦，打開雪櫃，放隻大笨象入去，閂返雪櫃門。」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGvfJ32P3W
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希逸：「咁又點樣將長頸鹿放入雪櫃呢？」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvy3tMJMm8m
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阿妹：「你係咪當我低能㗎，打開雪櫃門，拎隻大笨象出嚟，放隻長頸鹿入去，閂返雪櫃門。」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfyQKXsoDhj
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希逸：「算你叻啦，咁獅子開森林大會，邊個會缺席？」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLl0pisMBxT
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阿妹：「唔知喎？係咪老虎？」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwzrkjJz1wq
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希逸：「唔係！答案係長頸鹿，因為仲喺雪櫃入面。」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgM8dYZivT
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阿妹：「咁茅㗎，再嚟過。」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Iloba38th
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希逸：「有一日，有個獵人想過河，但河流有好多鱷魚，咁點算？」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLb0sZY1aWs
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阿妹：「呢個簡單啦，攞槍殺晒咪得囉！」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsM5VK8okU
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希逸：「錯！啲動物去晒森林大會，河流梗係冇動物啦！」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwTWYVBGJa5
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阿妹：「你玩晒啦，再嚟多條。」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2C3S6dYG8
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希逸：「最後長頸鹿打開雪櫃門，離開咗雪櫃，正去森林大會，最後死咗，點解會死呢？」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl3lMBdnQjS
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阿妹：「因為溫差大。」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡckGaQegBBa
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希逸：「唔係。」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2CPHF6PhW
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阿妹：「因為佢凍死咗？」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuGtTz5D5Iu
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希逸：「都唔係。答案係因為啱先有個癲佬喺飛機將個馬桶揼落街。」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6JiLPDDueb
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阿妹：「無聊。」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBTL32F49F
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希逸：「無聊你又笑。」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBmw6bHoTo
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阿妹：「我笑你係因為你講出嚟唔會笑。」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ67K57y7k2F
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希逸：「咩吖！我好認真㗎！」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSuhdesD11e
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阿妹：「認真地做戇鳩事呀嘛！」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXb6JgUG8J8
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希逸：「戇鳩你又笑？」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAvKOgtntwr
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阿妹：「我最鍾意啲戇鳩嘅人㗎喇。」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFctDSxm3Bw
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希逸：「我又諗到一個IQ題，你估下我鍾意啲咩類型嘅女仔？」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIyyaD6w7j8
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阿妹：「唔知呢？」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZcYybjBjlO
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希逸：「好似你嘅女仔。」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFWzB7yEq9K
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阿妹：「你啲filrt人技術唔掂喎！」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8Zn3hHOIA
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希逸：「梗係啦！我咁大個仔都係第一次咋！」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz813bB5gkn
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唔得！唔得！個氣氛真係好尷尬，希逸啲笑話完全唔好笑，阿妹又辦事不力。我哋要進行plan B。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVu4KYvrmCR
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我：「係喎，今晚希逸喺度瞓，我同楚翹落去樓下超級市場買定啲宵夜先。」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWWVT1ZykX
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希逸：「唔使啦！陣間我返屋企攞衫，順便買埋咪得囉！」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwqjTHAPe8S
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楚翹都知希逸同阿妹嘅氣氛實在太尷尬，要留返啲獨處時間俾佢哋。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxk7TlljGsi
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楚翹：「你返屋企都要時間啦，返得嚟呢度，樓下啲鋪頭都閂晒門啦！我同浚彥而家落去買啦。」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL3zu0tEUed
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希逸：「咁好啦，我同阿妹喺度打住邊爐先，你哋落去拍拖啦！」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1qaVGEdvt6
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阿妹：「咁仲好，唔使食閃光彈。」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKpMIZVhFCk
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我：「頂！尷撚到你呢！希逸真係唔掂㗎喎！」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3F2cn3myKa
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楚翹：「其實有冇諗過係你嘅問題？」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkyV7Oltk55
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我：「何以見得？」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5rTR3P409q
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楚翹：「一個係你最親嘅人，一個係同你最friend嘅，佢哋兩個就係因為你而尷尬，蕊心驚你唔鍾意希逸同佢拍拖，令你難做；希逸就因為驚太進取溝阿妹而令你唔鍾意，如果你嬲咗佢，到時佢就真係朋友又冇，女朋友都冇。」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0tUiBYavDF
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我：「你都啱嘅，咁而家就留啲私人時間俾佢哋啦！」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZr6f0h9R2
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楚翹：「我哋順便行下街，拍下拖咁囉！」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9xd6TZyoe
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我：「咁好啦！」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOnvJ31hHr
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我：「我返嚟喇！」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfrtuUMSEz
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阿妹：「阿哥吖！我有啲好消息想同你分享，就係我哋喺埋一齊咗喇！」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGzPrYoAGN
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希逸：「肥哥你唔開心咩？」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYrkSUp0jR9
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我又驚又喜，驚嘅就係無理由我同楚翹落咗街半粒鐘都冇，佢哋就喺埋一齊；喜嘅就係，阿妹終於都唔使做電燈膽，阻住我同楚翹喇！352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8tqJMVmy9O
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阿妹：「阿哥你唔想我同希逸拍拖咩？做咩眼濕濕嘅？」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrHnhc7OQZ5
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我冇出聲，我直接…直接攬住希逸。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNWCJtDOdOB
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我：「多謝你收養我呢個煩膠阿妹，以後就多多關照喇！妹夫。」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvpDJLnWuWT
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阿妹：「使唔使講到咁遠吖！」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvcZShLD11X
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