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然後,我畫了個假通行章,裝成跑腿太監,跑到庫印房,把國璽「借」了出來。8964 copyright protection54PENANApTngweAwgr 維尼
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我甚至還揣著它在御花園漫步,幻想自己是開國皇帝轉世,還對著花叢演講了一場小型登基典禮。8964 copyright protection54PENANAA81u6SlIDe 維尼
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皮陛下、南末大人、布丁大人,三人同時出現,表情像看到國家被劫持。8964 copyright protection54PENANAvYIxoMuYSH 維尼
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布丁大人默默掏出一疊速寫紙:「我剛畫到你在對魚宣讀登基詔書。」8964 copyright protection54PENANAv0pWJTxD5P 維尼
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皮陛下沒說話,只是抬手,做了個手勢——8964 copyright protection54PENANAq2okf1TYn5 維尼
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不是朝會上的那種訓話,而是屁股受難版的訓話。8964 copyright protection54PENANATOqgLir7Pr 維尼
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五分鐘後,我被壓坐在內閣小講堂,當著六位老臣的面,手裡捧著國璽,站起來。8964 copyright protection54PENANAXm5x1Je2U6 維尼
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「臣……」我聲音發抖,「錯用聖物,今願當庭報告整起行動計畫,作為反例教材……」8964 copyright protection54PENANA9BYCj756I2 維尼
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「大聲點。」皮陛下說。8964 copyright protection54PENANAlNqdOpokHU 維尼
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布丁大人邊記錄邊笑,南末大人一邊替我辯解一邊忍笑。8964 copyright protection54PENANASYYkJXbU1D 維尼
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最後皮陛下總結:8964 copyright protection54PENANAtvTDGpgJdq 維尼
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屁股結果:御前三掌(標準)、內閣抄錄罰文五十遍(附附註與心得)、寫「國璽使用規範」一篇、演講一次,還被布丁畫成漫畫送去皇家學堂當教材。8964 copyright protection54PENANAY0iDat3OR9 維尼
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從那天起,我背後有個稱號傳開——58Please respect copyright.PENANAyIsJQu5Yq9
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「半小時皇帝」。8964 copyright protection54PENANAaqRMQBzKaE 維尼
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雖然很丟臉,但……還挺威風的。8964 copyright protection54PENANAizCs9DMaZo 維尼
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