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No Plagiarism!PqPqJg6lDj51bG2atbdXposted on PENANA 我被罰抄《君子禮法》三百遍,這種精神酷刑,不是凡人所能承受。8964 copyright protection35PENANA9EEZK6grp9 維尼
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我抬頭,是南末大人。他穿著一身素白常服,正輕搖著那把永遠不合時宜的折扇,優雅地蹲下身來。8964 copyright protection35PENANAFSiVQ9a2Dj 維尼
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下一秒,另一個身影輕巧落在窗台上,是布丁大人。他嘴裡還叼著剛偷來的果乾,笑得很欠扁。8964 copyright protection35PENANAQaEnOBbY8g 維尼
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「三百遍是吧?來,分工合作,我一百,你一百,南末一百,半個時辰寫完,然後去偷吃御膳房新出的桂花栗糕,怎麼樣?」8964 copyright protection35PENANAcaAkT2OkPu 維尼
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就這樣,我們三人開啟了分工模式。8964 copyright protection35PENANAvvnjuZyHOT 維尼
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南末抄字飛快,他的筆走龍蛇,氣勢萬千——雖然全是草書,估計只有他自己能看懂。8964 copyright protection35PENANA1sUxohDVrb 維尼
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布丁抄得端正清秀,像是寫詩一樣優雅——問題是他邊寫邊在每一頁最角落畫小人玩飛天鞦韆。8964 copyright protection35PENANAWoblHmAddD 維尼
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而我,認真對照他們倆寫的內容,把字疊在紙上重複描線,企圖營造「本人真誠悔過」的假象。8964 copyright protection35PENANAEvX25sesrW 維尼
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那道熟悉的低沉聲音,從窗外悠悠飄來,像風一樣無聲無息。8964 copyright protection35PENANA5Gqq8ew0or 維尼
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南末還試圖解釋:「陛下,我只是路過,順手糾正她的筆畫——」8964 copyright protection35PENANAav8LQVoRlX 維尼
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當夜,我們三人被列為皇城作弊史上的首例集體連坐罰者。8964 copyright protection35PENANAfkhOCGy4g2 維尼
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我原以為,頂多是我自己再補寫五百遍。8964 copyright protection35PENANAm4jPNvpRP9 維尼
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結果,我們三人一起跪在書案前,分別被要求:8964 copyright protection35PENANAhsD2u6Pd43 維尼
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我:抄寫《禮記》精選段落六百遍。8964 copyright protection35PENANA9MB5szPCbY 維尼
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布丁:用標準字體再寫三百遍,而且不得偷懶草書。8964 copyright protection35PENANAFD6iMKIHOX 維尼
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布丁癱在地上哀號:「禁吃才是最大懲罰……」8964 copyright protection35PENANASFcCbQno0n 維尼
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我躺在地板上:「桂花栗糕……我還沒吃一口……」8964 copyright protection35PENANAoobNukxD0s 維尼
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南末則撐著下巴,望著窗外:「人類的本質,就是抄完這篇,還會犯下一篇。」8964 copyright protection35PENANAxZJ7vpGehv 維尼
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團體作弊有風險,屁股連坐要謹慎。8964 copyright protection35PENANA5YHLku7SLW 維尼
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不過——8964 copyright protection35PENANAqQFhblcdgo 維尼
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和他們一起罰抄,比一個人痛快多了。8964 copyright protection35PENANAJgFGhhhgqW 維尼
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