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No Plagiarism!zOV2Isst1T63HbauRGcEposted on PENANA 那天我正打算把那條老舊的「厚墊防禦褲」燒掉,以保聲譽。8964 copyright protection48PENANAVOsD06zeQ8 維尼
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他攤開那褲子,看著上面早已褪色的歪斜貓耳刺繡,神情複雜。8964 copyright protection48PENANAeI9mIMED1N 維尼
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我咳了聲:「這是紀念,畢竟它見證我許多……歷史性時刻。」8964 copyright protection48PENANAtf0sdvJQbo 維尼
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就在這時,布丁大人端著點心盤路過,一眼瞄見我們之間的詭異氛圍,湊上來:8964 copyright protection48PENANAfIAEdS3S4r 維尼
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他咬著一顆桂花糕,眉眼彎彎:「它在御膳房裡有名啊。南末當年還替它取了外號,叫『宮廷防震一號』。」8964 copyright protection48PENANANi6RWOIiZ0 維尼
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皮陛下側頭看了他一眼:「你也參與其中?」8964 copyright protection48PENANA1sV0rx183S 維尼
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布丁立刻舉手投降:「我當年只是負責縫線……至多是提供一點設計靈感。」8964 copyright protection48PENANAmrHmhx11wP 維尼
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「……」8964 copyright protection48PENANApszDFePreA 維尼
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皮陛下抬眼望天,像是在壓抑著國家領導人最後的理智:8964 copyright protection48PENANAePSebbg8J7 維尼
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他甩了甩那褲子,竟像丟聖旨一樣扔到我臉上。8964 copyright protection48PENANAz0JaisMW2y 維尼
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布丁大人雙手合十:「陛下,建議立為國寶,入庫存檔,命名為《宮廷恥錄第一號》。」8964 copyright protection48PENANAjCXKCiiPpy 維尼
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那日,我抱著那條「歷史文物」,站在藏書閣門口,望天長嘆:8964 copyright protection48PENANAbyRbFNxScl 維尼
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這條褲子啊,不但救不了我的屁股,52Please respect copyright.PENANAQlflVUbI3t
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我們仨的青春荒唐,還有那些……被笑著原諒的日子嗎?8964 copyright protection48PENANAaeOdjUkRT0 維尼
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