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十二歲的我,誠心想向皮陛下表現「我有長大、會做飯了」的一面。180Please respect copyright.PENANAiJPCpmwBC5
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我還特地查了食譜、抓了分量、畫了陣法(這是必要的,我堅信美食靠風水)。8964 copyright protection176PENANAdjpK1ubPgv 維尼
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問題出在,我為了讓紫薯更快軟化,加了一點火藥引燃劑……180Please respect copyright.PENANA5ix986jNvA
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御廚們尖叫,宮女們瘋狂奔逃,隔壁太醫院都被震出一地的藥罐。8964 copyright protection176PENANA9AUzN5kC3T 維尼
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——皮陛下、南末大人、布丁大人。8964 copyright protection176PENANAwRQKkPQnnb 維尼
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布丁一臉認真:「我建議命名這次事件為『紫薯大爆炸』,很有藝術感。」8964 copyright protection176PENANA0KOyh5mxyz 維尼
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「你們到底是來救我的,還是來寫墓誌銘的——!」我悲憤地叫。8964 copyright protection176PENANAGRcQFIjnVh 維尼
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皮陛下:拖去御前三掌,並限我「此後兩月不得靠近任何炊具三尺內」。8964 copyright protection176PENANA6j1EPIwBLn 維尼
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南末大人:罰我抄寫《太上炊道·火候篇》一百遍,並附心得。8964 copyright protection176PENANA1rNuav0Iw1 維尼
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布丁大人:給我畫了一張「貓貓煮爆廚房」的漫畫,還簽了名。8964 copyright protection176PENANAB1GSO9TaEr 維尼
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但最可怕的是,我當晚還得端著一碗沒炸的紫薯湯,親手送給皮陛下。8964 copyright protection176PENANA5PCyr07xp1 維尼
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「味道還不錯……但你知道你剛炸沒了五隻雞、三條魚,還有——一個廚房嗎?」8964 copyright protection176PENANAq6IGOvwxTd 維尼
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皮陛下嘆氣,放下湯碗,輕拍我腦袋。8964 copyright protection176PENANAjGNXql6lyp 維尼
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