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No Plagiarism!PbgLRBvFC40TGM2xgK9Zposted on PENANA 這是一場血與火的試煉,105Please respect copyright.PENANA90y9YNA4mf
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偷訓禁衛隊最後變成上朝講相聲的災難。8964 copyright protection101PENANA5gQhNsTjVl 維尼
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十一歲,決定提前演練將來的軍權接管計劃(畢竟我未來有可能是個將軍?誰知道呢)。105Please respect copyright.PENANAxfPXveqeI2
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於是我穿上精心改良過的夜之貓貓戰服,尾巴是手工縫的,還會晃。8964 copyright protection101PENANAWgwO613N26 維尼
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我給自己取了個代號——105Please respect copyright.PENANAQHgqklqu8V
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並寫出機密軍書:8964 copyright protection101PENANANEmVlT6Eeg 維尼
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「突襲御書房取得‘國政之筆’」8964 copyright protection101PENANA1wjr71Dtm3 維尼
「軟禁皮陛下三炷香內,逼他吃我做的蒸蛋」8964 copyright protection101PENANADFNBPvlfRh 維尼
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沒錯,這計劃完美到連吃什麼都寫了。8964 copyright protection101PENANAYekN2FhHf7 維尼
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為此,我還偷訓了幾個看起來比較無聊的禁衛,晚上發糖、背密令、畫地圖、練口令。8964 copyright protection101PENANAc4IwNgqKfZ 維尼
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結果第一天,就被南末大人撞見了。8964 copyright protection101PENANAaTOY0z8ukl 維尼
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我咳一聲:「這是『狐行五重圍』。你沒聽過吧?」8964 copyright protection101PENANAy4lhhx7QFg 維尼
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他盯著我晃來晃去的尾巴,扶額道:「聽起來像發情季獵貓行動。」8964 copyright protection101PENANAn36tRpslX7 維尼
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正當我試圖把他拉下水時,布丁大人竟然自告奮勇加入了。8964 copyright protection101PENANAcvjoHsiL2U 維尼
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他居然一臉興奮地遞給我一張小地圖,上頭還標註:「御書房窗戶鬆動點」、「皮陛下午睡時刻」、「宮女交班時間表」!8964 copyright protection101PENANAAu6qQcych9 維尼
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我大叫:「你是內鬼嗎!」8964 copyright protection101PENANAdRLrE8o0p1 維尼
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他笑得比貓還壞:「我是你唯一的『地下情報頭子』。」8964 copyright protection101PENANAuaHw15uVOx 維尼
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這事原本只是鬧著玩,直到那天……我真的發出突襲信號了。8964 copyright protection101PENANAvRQEzizXTW 維尼
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那是一支小型煙火,紅的,點完會發出「咪」一聲。105Please respect copyright.PENANAvEAfuCPF4N
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禁衛隊看到信號,還真動了!8964 copyright protection101PENANAqqIF8Ry4XF 維尼
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剛好那時皮陛下剛從御書房出來,煙霧裡只聽見我吼:8964 copyright protection101PENANA5lUzMjs5Yl 維尼
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「小隊一!繞後!繞後!!記得拿蒸蛋!!」8964 copyright protection101PENANALDRpsIDMWv 維尼
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那畫面——像極了宮廷版的軍變,配糖果香氣的那種。8964 copyright protection101PENANAJGsu68179U 維尼
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然後……御前高處,皮陛下的身影逐漸清晰。他沒說話,只慢慢走下階梯,手中舉著我的作戰密書——夜之貓貓筆記本。8964 copyright protection101PENANADesLwVCSMT 維尼
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「……這是什麼?」8964 copyright protection101PENANA6uys0NNW30 維尼
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「戰術演練!」我一臉正氣:「從實戰中學習最有效率了!」8964 copyright protection101PENANAQCuZ3vKNyf 維尼
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他點點頭,輕聲說:「很好,那你就真的實戰一回。」8964 copyright protection101PENANAixBnfDJZTH 維尼
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「你發動軍變了,你知道嗎?」105Please respect copyright.PENANAsNW8bBCeMO
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啪——105Please respect copyright.PENANAMquTGQxsJa
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我被拖去御書房門前,屁股受審三掌,還要在御前模擬重演一次奪旗流程,羞到整個人想鑽地板。8964 copyright protection101PENANAStSCvTHI71 維尼
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他拉出一張卷軸:「來,抄這份《真正的禁衛編制與軍法》三百遍,邊抄邊背。」105Please respect copyright.PENANAzffOPCyHfR
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「你為什麼有這種東西?!」105Please respect copyright.PENANAY1NAMTQrLg
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「我預感你會幹這事很久了。」8964 copyright protection101PENANAxzfiAU9YG3 維尼
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「你軍變還沒文化宣傳,我來幫你。」105Please respect copyright.PENANATj4hnczQfT
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於是他製作了《黑夜指揮官演習專刊》,用小畫冊畫下整個過程,連我屁股被打的畫面都上色了!8964 copyright protection101PENANAOxKAM6Vg7b 維尼
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然後,真正的高潮來了:8964 copyright protection101PENANAFm4YHc9Ubr 維尼
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✦ 你以為結束了?105Please respect copyright.PENANATOuTo971Xi
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錯了。105Please respect copyright.PENANAvyfUannYSK
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上朝報告!8964 copyright protection101PENANA0eAHo6kiYB 維尼
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隔天朝會,皮陛下當著眾大臣的面,悠悠一句:8964 copyright protection101PENANAnLsot6Q4GY 維尼
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「今日主題,由本宮廷之『夜之貓貓指揮官』進行戰術報告。」8964 copyright protection101PENANAlHawuXGfjs 維尼
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我懷著想死的心情,站上朝台,手裡拿著小畫冊,一頁頁翻開。8964 copyright protection101PENANAaNLFDOshxw 維尼
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「這裡是我攻入御書房的時間點……這裡是布丁大人畫的我跌倒圖……這裡是蒸蛋。」8964 copyright protection101PENANAkOJnMvy18R 維尼
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群臣沉默三秒後,爆笑如雷。8964 copyright protection101PENANAHWfHOx4DW8 維尼
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那日之後,我被禁足七日、禁戰服一月、禁糖果兩週。8964 copyright protection101PENANAIhcq7fq52z 維尼
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布丁大人畫的畫冊還被御史留檔入冊,命名為——105Please respect copyright.PENANArAqtlmmcn7
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《宮廷危機演練記(第一卷)》8964 copyright protection101PENANAkrQnFS7BwG 維尼
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南末大人說:「還會有第二卷嗎?」8964 copyright protection101PENANAhTtYOaB4Ao 維尼
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皮陛下看著我,挑眉說:「看她什麼時候再發情……我是說,發瘋。」8964 copyright protection101PENANA6G0kVjzJ5m 維尼
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我:「……我只是熱愛軍事而已QAQ」8964 copyright protection101PENANAfUiu3bbsmu 維尼
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