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某日夜裡,我偷偷將舊被褥拆了角,剪成布片,一層一層縫進內褲裡,製作出我人生第一條——厚墊防禦裝備。57Please respect copyright.PENANAOQ6sjXSIB6
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皮陛下慢悠悠地從側殿走出,看著地上一團「萬花繽紛的布染災難」,氣定神閒地將我從布堆裡拎出來,一如往常——撩袍就坐。8964 copyright protection53PENANA0lZjhuWPS2 維尼
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第三掌落下,他的手停了,摸了摸我屁股,聲音低下來:8964 copyright protection53PENANAD8Rq1Ad8kw 維尼
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當天晚上,我第一次被罰抄《君子禮法》三百遍。8964 copyright protection53PENANAnz7sA8ITdc 維尼
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寫到一百遍時,我還在挑字體筆劃;寫到兩百遍時,我開始懷疑「君子」這兩個字到底為什麼要這麼難寫;到了最後五十遍,我幾乎是閉著眼睛在「靠記憶」抄寫。8964 copyright protection53PENANA4awqeocMmI 維尼
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屁股不痛了,但眼睛、手腕、魂魄,全都升天了。8964 copyright protection53PENANAxJSCtvdz2j 維尼
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第二日,我躺在地上哀嚎:「為什麼不打了,改這種精神攻擊……」8964 copyright protection53PENANAR0pG9ewQUv 維尼
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布丁大人坐在桌上翻書,翻了一頁,語氣淡淡:「你以為你變聰明了,陛下就會放過你?你只是開啟了懲罰2.0版本。」8964 copyright protection53PENANALNCk9pO0cZ 維尼
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南末大人搖著扇子說:「我早說了吧,人生就是從『屁股痛』升級到『心痛』,這叫宮廷成長曲線。」8964 copyright protection53PENANARMsHQpXoUp 維尼
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