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於是,我開始思考防禦策略。8964 copyright protection94PENANAPdZbIGr93i 維尼
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某日夜裡,我偷偷將舊被褥拆了角,剪成布片,一層一層縫進內褲裡,製作出我人生第一條——厚墊防禦裝備。98Please respect copyright.PENANAdO5zcMEdIB
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還在褲腳繡上金線,寫了個大字:盾。8964 copyright protection94PENANAXlBeLjtV6b 維尼
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那天,我玩得特別放肆。8964 copyright protection94PENANAIPOA8el6mS 維尼
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我把一整籃剛洗好的衣物當成雪堆,從階梯上「撲通」一聲跳進去,花紗、宮裙、巾布全都被我染成了色彩斑斕的慘案。8964 copyright protection94PENANAWJr8WKQaWD 維尼
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皮陛下慢悠悠地從側殿走出,看著地上一團「萬花繽紛的布染災難」,氣定神閒地將我從布堆裡拎出來,一如往常——撩袍就坐。8964 copyright protection94PENANAF3rW8wxC5P 維尼
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我暗暗吸了口氣,準備好迎接。8964 copyright protection94PENANALV7zHH1BMC 維尼
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第一掌落下——8964 copyright protection94PENANA65niVMcpS0 維尼
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「……?」8964 copyright protection94PENANABUctuWjUIN 維尼
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第二掌——8964 copyright protection94PENANALn8XD2MfQU 維尼
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「咳。」8964 copyright protection94PENANA1Pl3GdGGhK 維尼
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第三掌落下,他的手停了,摸了摸我屁股,聲音低下來:8964 copyright protection94PENANA7h6VEOjFdm 維尼
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「你在屁股裡……塞了什麼?」8964 copyright protection94PENANAftSv2iy0Rj 維尼
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我回頭傻笑,像隻藏了偷心糖的小貓:「是防禦裝備!」8964 copyright protection94PENANAwUxvb1yac0 維尼
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他沉默了好幾息。8964 copyright protection94PENANAnLJ2aLVJLC 維尼
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我正以為他會笑出來,放我一馬,他卻淡淡開口:8964 copyright protection94PENANAnPloqxo6Wt 維尼
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「你終於……長大一點了。」8964 copyright protection94PENANAuEZ0yIcxVm 維尼
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我雙眼發亮:「所以您原諒我了?」8964 copyright protection94PENANAcC5el10h36 維尼
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「不——」他語氣平靜,「只是該換一種更有效的方式懲罰你了。」8964 copyright protection94PENANAiENgP8qK2T 維尼
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當天晚上,我第一次被罰抄《君子禮法》三百遍。8964 copyright protection94PENANAxLWyciABcw 維尼
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寫到一百遍時,我還在挑字體筆劃;寫到兩百遍時,我開始懷疑「君子」這兩個字到底為什麼要這麼難寫;到了最後五十遍,我幾乎是閉著眼睛在「靠記憶」抄寫。8964 copyright protection94PENANA35vofRY0oI 維尼
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屁股不痛了,但眼睛、手腕、魂魄,全都升天了。8964 copyright protection94PENANArOqUZXDLHq 維尼
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第二日,我躺在地上哀嚎:「為什麼不打了,改這種精神攻擊……」8964 copyright protection94PENANAXIiw98yDrd 維尼
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布丁大人坐在桌上翻書,翻了一頁,語氣淡淡:「你以為你變聰明了,陛下就會放過你?你只是開啟了懲罰2.0版本。」8964 copyright protection94PENANAwpRbhj0pGJ 維尼
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南末大人搖著扇子說:「我早說了吧,人生就是從『屁股痛』升級到『心痛』,這叫宮廷成長曲線。」8964 copyright protection94PENANAN1uJq6x9eH 維尼
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我仰面躺在地上,兩眼無神:「不如還是打屁股好了……至少快一點。」8964 copyright protection94PENANAy2jCUALaEv 維尼
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南末淡淡一笑:「這話我幫你轉告陛下。」8964 copyright protection94PENANA4xEaegt6a8 維尼
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我彈起來:「不不不不不用不用不用!!」8964 copyright protection94PENANA9LO00VxZ7L 維尼
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自那天起,我的夜行裝備中,除了貓耳與尾巴,又多了一件。8964 copyright protection94PENANAEckTtBD957 維尼
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——筆墨與空白冊子。8964 copyright protection94PENANAewUlZUNQ0d 維尼
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因為我學會了。8964 copyright protection94PENANAN5uCilUojP 維尼
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有時候,文字,比鞭子還鋒利;書冊,比皮鞭還持久。8964 copyright protection94PENANALdYp9SgDN9 維尼
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但我也學會一件事:8964 copyright protection94PENANACSLU2JeFDl 維尼
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再怎麼疼,貓貓,絕不認輸。8964 copyright protection94PENANA0dECxO9e5m 維尼
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