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各位有聽過「布拉格拋窗事件*」嗎?8964 copyright protection172PENANA7MKyrY6rHM 維尼
再古歐洲的波希米亞(今捷克)將人扔出窗外,是懲罰叛徒的古老習俗。(一言不合,就把你丟出去)8964 copyright protection172PENANAsMp88iPpdO 維尼
為何會想到這個呢?是因為前幾天的一件事……8964 copyright protection172PENANAaDFTHrDkef 維尼
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那天,南末和小幽靈很開心地坐在商會大廳的休息區聊天。8964 copyright protection172PENANANr7o8HMEDD 維尼
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而此時的商會長收到了一封投訴信。(內容如下)8964 copyright protection172PENANAyzaskoh8Ad 維尼
致 路易八十七商會:8964 copyright protection172PENANA21yd8Q5XRS 維尼
你們的冒險者真是太冒失了!竟然把我的小孩丟出窗外!8964 copyright protection172PENANAujuf6uiU0d 維尼
我要差評!8964 copyright protection172PENANAm3MW3rg1Y3 維尼
By 碩碩媽8964 copyright protection172PENANAHlQaBI1QlP 維尼
瞬間,商會評分魔法啟動,又掉了一分。8964 copyright protection172PENANArqXPgotLdC 維尼
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看完投訴信的商會長死死盯著南末和小幽靈,再看看好不容易提升上去評分,商會長怒火中燒。8964 copyright protection172PENANAGuoPQaZwIM 維尼
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突然,廣播響起。8964 copyright protection172PENANAxhvnoxCxvs 維尼
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「商會廣播!商會廣播!請南末與小幽靈到商會長辦公室一趟。謝謝。」8964 copyright protection172PENANAKelgHqcT9e 維尼
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這時,投訴信飛到南末臉上。8964 copyright protection172PENANAcc35GQgH1g 維尼
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這封投訴信來得太突然,連南末和小幽靈都沒反應過來。8964 copyright protection172PENANAEqScW5H0dM 維尼
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「我們丟小孩出窗外?」南末一臉懵地看向小幽靈,「我們有這麼做嗎?」8964 copyright protection172PENANAkGpOyCWyIe 維尼
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小幽靈歪著腦袋想了想,然後點頭:「有啊。」8964 copyright protection172PENANA0sd6XRf0iz 維尼
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南末:「???」8964 copyright protection172PENANAze0F78stYw 維尼
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小幽靈理直氣壯:「那天我們不是在樓上玩『飛翔體驗』嗎?那小孩不是自己說想要試試看嗎?」8964 copyright protection172PENANAj2xEOBckPu 維尼
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南末瞪大眼:「你真的把他丟出去?!」8964 copyright protection172PENANA8GFTosjS5J 維尼
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「是他自己跳的!」小幽靈義正辭嚴,「我只是幫他加了點力道。」8964 copyright protection172PENANA4tlQ6WLNoW 維尼
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南末瞬間絕望:「……完了,這下商會長肯定要扒了我們的皮。」8964 copyright protection172PENANAW9N5rILN6e 維尼
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此時,廣播聲再次響起,帶著一絲不耐:「請南末與小幽靈立即到商會長辦公室報到,謝謝配合。」8964 copyright protection172PENANA352O2POLRs 維尼
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兩人對視一眼,深吸一口氣,然後一起站起來,彷彿即將走向人生的終點。8964 copyright protection172PENANASLaUKq5M6V 維尼
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走到辦公室門口時,南末忍不住低聲抱怨:「你這幽靈怎麼比活人還麻煩?」8964 copyright protection172PENANAdtvzD69XEL 維尼
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小幽靈笑嘻嘻地拍拍他的肩:「別怕,我們說不定能活著出去。」8964 copyright protection172PENANA9MW4G5snht 維尼
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南末心情沉重:「……」8964 copyright protection172PENANAQHLg8OGkCd 維尼
辦公室內——8964 copyright protection172PENANAq9BTVd64t6 維尼
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商會長怒氣沖沖地盯著南末和小幽靈,手裡還緊緊握著那封投訴信,額頭上青筋暴跳。8964 copyright protection172PENANAOmEcMILOrz 維尼
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「你們兩個!」商會長的聲音震得辦公桌上的文件都顫了顫,「給我解釋一下,為什麼有投訴信說你們把別人家的小孩丟出窗外?!這到底是怎麼回事?!」8964 copyright protection172PENANAA4xzG8o7xW 維尼
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南末嚇得站得筆直,手心冒汗,努力組織語言:「會、會長,我們不是故意的,那個小孩自己說想試試飛翔——」8964 copyright protection172PENANAiWZdmKnyqq 維尼
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「飛翔個鬼啊!!!」商會長氣得拍桌,「你們知不知道我們商會的評分有多難提升?!結果因為你們的愚蠢行為,又被扣了一分!一分啊!!!」8964 copyright protection172PENANADVjCsOOyIP 維尼
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小幽靈縮了縮脖子,小聲嘀咕:「不就是一分嘛……」8964 copyright protection172PENANA1DsT79LTXE 維尼
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「不就是一分?!」商會長暴怒,「這一分可是我們最近三個月努力接好評任務才提升上去的!現在因為你們的一時興起,全沒了!!!你們要不要乾脆把整間商會都給我拆了?!這樣評分就不需要擔心了!!!」8964 copyright protection172PENANAJQgruKJz6L 維尼
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南末低著頭,感覺到一股絕望的壓力。8964 copyright protection172PENANA0RF6swSknH 維尼
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「還有,」商會長氣得指著他倆,「你們知不知道被丟出窗外的小孩是誰?」8964 copyright protection172PENANAaM8v3boELC 維尼
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南末和小幽靈對視一眼,小心翼翼地搖頭。8964 copyright protection172PENANArUbxIj0dB3 維尼
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商會長深吸一口氣,然後緩緩吐出幾個字:「是市長的兒子。」8964 copyright protection172PENANAM9PXiaFsNS 維尼
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辦公室瞬間死一般的寂靜。8964 copyright protection172PENANAraGtMuO2Us 維尼
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「……啊?」南末僵住。8964 copyright protection172PENANAlS6yqNuzjA 維尼
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「哦?」小幽靈則是一臉「沒關係,大不了跑路」的淡定。8964 copyright protection172PENANAN9VG5XnLOB 維尼
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「哦你個頭!」商會長忍無可忍地抄起桌上的文件就朝他們砸過去,「你們知不知道市長已經在外面等著要討說法了?!你們要是不給我個合理解釋,這次不只是評分問題,整間商會都要倒大霉!」8964 copyright protection172PENANACL7gH68QVj 維尼
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南末瞬間腿一軟:「完了,真的要完了……」8964 copyright protection172PENANA58G9zH1RT4 維尼
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小幽靈歪著頭,摸著下巴:「那……要不我們再補送市長兒子一次飛翔體驗?這次保證更穩——」8964 copyright protection172PENANAIzXlOWyr8t 維尼
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「滾!!!」8964 copyright protection172PENANAQFBWjyqpFZ 維尼
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「好咧!馬上滾~」8964 copyright protection172PENANAB7jE3ynIUC 維尼
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以上事件,簡稱為:「蕉園拋窗事件」8964 copyright protection172PENANADLMa3Ymg6d 維尼
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*布拉格拋窗事件是發生於布拉格的歷史事件,為波希米亞人對羅馬教廷及神聖羅馬帝國的反抗,共有兩次,分別發生於1419年與1618年,第一次事件引發了胡斯戰爭,第二次事件則成為三十年戰爭的原因。一般「布拉格拋窗事件」所指的是第二次。8964 copyright protection172PENANAIZiQx7X8Bt 維尼
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