《四格山悲歌》
昨天,90Please respect copyright.PENANAlBI4s07k5z
懷抱著「我要征服世界」的氣勢,90Please respect copyright.PENANAp5AtUWnXcr
我走上了四格山的山徑。
風吹過耳畔,90Please respect copyright.PENANAno2CQLV4AT
陽光灑在肩頭,90Please respect copyright.PENANAB4d4i0iEUZ
我的腳步如同戰士,鏗鏘有力,90Please respect copyright.PENANArLK6s23iE5
心裡只想著:90Please respect copyright.PENANAB9DJfxCukd
「這點小山?不過如此嘛!」
一個小時後,90Please respect copyright.PENANAe7bxCu6sr2
氣喘吁吁,90Please respect copyright.PENANA1Of04T1njz
雙腳開始發出警告:90Please respect copyright.PENANAYhTNW83Z0H
「主人,我們不想當人了。」
但我倔強地咬牙,90Please respect copyright.PENANAC0CdPQwrsa
在汗水和喘息中,90Please respect copyright.PENANATIs5LIgPN4
終於抵達了山頂!
站在高處俯瞰城市,90Please respect copyright.PENANAeJnNEYQA4l
風很大,心很滿,90Please respect copyright.PENANAk4uXv3zI5q
我心想:90Please respect copyright.PENANAYzNrzsYRb7
「我就是四格山之神!」
——然後,下山。
下山,才是真正的惡夢。90Please respect copyright.PENANA8xCE1daZNZ
每一個下坡,90Please respect copyright.PENANAYFeJDBqR7Q
膝蓋都在哭,腳踝都在吼,90Please respect copyright.PENANAWNYJwu7Pis
我的靈魂開始出竅,90Please respect copyright.PENANAU9OaO1yrns
仿佛進行了一場小型生命脫離體驗。
但,我撐到了平地!90Please respect copyright.PENANAJ8mM4CK41A
我高舉雙手,大喊:90Please respect copyright.PENANA2mVpjJ6BzI
「勝利!」
然後,今天早上——
睜開眼,90Please respect copyright.PENANAIaAtJVxtKB
天花板在旋轉,90Please respect copyright.PENANAD8GAWKyu39
試著翻身,身體直接給我一個警告:90Please respect copyright.PENANAvusCdj8cFS
「別亂動。」
下床,90Please respect copyright.PENANAKqsDY5INfO
一腳踩地,90Please respect copyright.PENANAugiNZde2ZP
膝蓋瞬間像拉緊的弦,咯吱作響;90Please respect copyright.PENANAqYxtyW4OUy
每踏一步,90Please respect copyright.PENANA3Mdkhho7Dw
都像被一萬支針輕輕扎過。
走路?不,90Please respect copyright.PENANAxEGZIXdww8
今天我在練「忍者龜的慢動作行軍術」。90Please respect copyright.PENANAjScannTAiE
蹲下?不,90Please respect copyright.PENANAYY0Ufv3MVi
今天我只負責「直立式崩壞」。
朋友問我發生什麼事,90Please respect copyright.PENANAGtiASr2xg7
我只能用一種神聖而痛苦的表情回答:90Please respect copyright.PENANAj5B82rRnN7
「這是,勇者的代價。」
有人問我後不後悔?90Please respect copyright.PENANAlw7KnDQSDg
我抖著雙腿、扶著膝蓋,90Please respect copyright.PENANAoQxJ58Jrw7
努力擠出一個微笑:90Please respect copyright.PENANA3oqVgOR9hG
「痛?痛得很爽。」
心情小語:90Please respect copyright.PENANA3hV0uGYI4v
「今天走路像螃蟹,明天走路像泡麵,後天才能恢復人形。」90Please respect copyright.PENANAJoM4VMVfNV