《四格山悲歌》
昨天,123Please respect copyright.PENANAB22Vm7Qn9W
懷抱著「我要征服世界」的氣勢,123Please respect copyright.PENANAmtnPzkcKWP
我走上了四格山的山徑。
風吹過耳畔,123Please respect copyright.PENANAUEWS2uD1OK
陽光灑在肩頭,123Please respect copyright.PENANAFlXeW6yMtw
我的腳步如同戰士,鏗鏘有力,123Please respect copyright.PENANAejVNmQMdkp
心裡只想著:123Please respect copyright.PENANALLFcxodzu5
「這點小山?不過如此嘛!」
一個小時後,123Please respect copyright.PENANAANEekwTRFP
氣喘吁吁,123Please respect copyright.PENANAqNSl5eM3dx
雙腳開始發出警告:123Please respect copyright.PENANAt4xUk3iJu7
「主人,我們不想當人了。」
但我倔強地咬牙,123Please respect copyright.PENANASvPFDnWQ9S
在汗水和喘息中,123Please respect copyright.PENANAiFkbZ0r4PX
終於抵達了山頂!
站在高處俯瞰城市,123Please respect copyright.PENANA1aY1JAeGLD
風很大,心很滿,123Please respect copyright.PENANALnXDaOOYQ1
我心想:123Please respect copyright.PENANAsRMlQAOKMC
「我就是四格山之神!」
——然後,下山。
下山,才是真正的惡夢。123Please respect copyright.PENANAP1e3gDPdhd
每一個下坡,123Please respect copyright.PENANA7QSbDwe1XH
膝蓋都在哭,腳踝都在吼,123Please respect copyright.PENANAEyqiSWe7oZ
我的靈魂開始出竅,123Please respect copyright.PENANARxUz7QuKxm
仿佛進行了一場小型生命脫離體驗。
但,我撐到了平地!123Please respect copyright.PENANAY3O3yrVYrd
我高舉雙手,大喊:123Please respect copyright.PENANAWBSIy4PWdA
「勝利!」
然後,今天早上——
睜開眼,123Please respect copyright.PENANAieduiXbFBp
天花板在旋轉,123Please respect copyright.PENANAsNKw83cG5A
試著翻身,身體直接給我一個警告:123Please respect copyright.PENANAVqSTGMvKrG
「別亂動。」
下床,123Please respect copyright.PENANAoioB9wglmy
一腳踩地,123Please respect copyright.PENANANQn71t0rHp
膝蓋瞬間像拉緊的弦,咯吱作響;123Please respect copyright.PENANABU5pTCoc2a
每踏一步,123Please respect copyright.PENANAHm64YoY4mn
都像被一萬支針輕輕扎過。
走路?不,123Please respect copyright.PENANAyru0KmpCab
今天我在練「忍者龜的慢動作行軍術」。123Please respect copyright.PENANAfVzUVEGfen
蹲下?不,123Please respect copyright.PENANAUEPtM7dfVR
今天我只負責「直立式崩壞」。
朋友問我發生什麼事,123Please respect copyright.PENANAg6r9d8Ti2x
我只能用一種神聖而痛苦的表情回答:123Please respect copyright.PENANAGNeIX595K0
「這是,勇者的代價。」
有人問我後不後悔?123Please respect copyright.PENANACLGAFRryO5
我抖著雙腿、扶著膝蓋,123Please respect copyright.PENANAea7AIVmu3U
努力擠出一個微笑:123Please respect copyright.PENANA6DISuZwLpu
「痛?痛得很爽。」
心情小語:123Please respect copyright.PENANAGzicELRmaf
「今天走路像螃蟹,明天走路像泡麵,後天才能恢復人形。」123Please respect copyright.PENANA4ZgxWseNRH