《四格山悲歌》
昨天,109Please respect copyright.PENANAGlQYDUiiR2
懷抱著「我要征服世界」的氣勢,109Please respect copyright.PENANArV8v7lJpJQ
我走上了四格山的山徑。
風吹過耳畔,109Please respect copyright.PENANArmjVXl2Obc
陽光灑在肩頭,109Please respect copyright.PENANArpyOlyPOH8
我的腳步如同戰士,鏗鏘有力,109Please respect copyright.PENANAbNaOUxJRkB
心裡只想著:109Please respect copyright.PENANApg2QEusQPh
「這點小山?不過如此嘛!」
一個小時後,109Please respect copyright.PENANAetnQoMEQbM
氣喘吁吁,109Please respect copyright.PENANAiATvMWrnSU
雙腳開始發出警告:109Please respect copyright.PENANARC00pZRh0Q
「主人,我們不想當人了。」
但我倔強地咬牙,109Please respect copyright.PENANAzo8ZfU3aW3
在汗水和喘息中,109Please respect copyright.PENANAxnNkIuF82G
終於抵達了山頂!
站在高處俯瞰城市,109Please respect copyright.PENANAMvqU39kHYO
風很大,心很滿,109Please respect copyright.PENANAb2s02UMfR0
我心想:109Please respect copyright.PENANADoZoXzrQ9n
「我就是四格山之神!」
——然後,下山。
下山,才是真正的惡夢。109Please respect copyright.PENANAX00zaCBlBo
每一個下坡,109Please respect copyright.PENANAHYASswC5pJ
膝蓋都在哭,腳踝都在吼,109Please respect copyright.PENANAST425WItUi
我的靈魂開始出竅,109Please respect copyright.PENANAxHyzc4wPln
仿佛進行了一場小型生命脫離體驗。
但,我撐到了平地!109Please respect copyright.PENANAYLcvBLN7DP
我高舉雙手,大喊:109Please respect copyright.PENANAax63eltnRj
「勝利!」
然後,今天早上——
睜開眼,109Please respect copyright.PENANAhj1vSZYmY5
天花板在旋轉,109Please respect copyright.PENANAlFzXia2ORq
試著翻身,身體直接給我一個警告:109Please respect copyright.PENANAe2PItuAIK5
「別亂動。」
下床,109Please respect copyright.PENANAQLMYVDdTwI
一腳踩地,109Please respect copyright.PENANAT9k3jLX093
膝蓋瞬間像拉緊的弦,咯吱作響;109Please respect copyright.PENANAhfKOSXRF3J
每踏一步,109Please respect copyright.PENANAuqUCOIuYmb
都像被一萬支針輕輕扎過。
走路?不,109Please respect copyright.PENANAEffmqxP4oF
今天我在練「忍者龜的慢動作行軍術」。109Please respect copyright.PENANAsGbh0LvbKw
蹲下?不,109Please respect copyright.PENANAJcCTPcXKET
今天我只負責「直立式崩壞」。
朋友問我發生什麼事,109Please respect copyright.PENANAFyQUlhA0dy
我只能用一種神聖而痛苦的表情回答:109Please respect copyright.PENANAgr5cm1cYsZ
「這是,勇者的代價。」
有人問我後不後悔?109Please respect copyright.PENANAZXIOpuQB03
我抖著雙腿、扶著膝蓋,109Please respect copyright.PENANAkGpvmUoICc
努力擠出一個微笑:109Please respect copyright.PENANAeVL3ntVDBp
「痛?痛得很爽。」
心情小語:109Please respect copyright.PENANAlHGRyXvrhu
「今天走路像螃蟹,明天走路像泡麵,後天才能恢復人形。」109Please respect copyright.PENANAhicKvaj5Tf