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No Plagiarism!AnhK7i4o6oIsZsqxyMRmposted on PENANA 那天我正打算把那條老舊的「厚墊防禦褲」燒掉,以保聲譽。8964 copyright protection56PENANA4aiD0qHABK 維尼
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沒辦法,只好乖乖掏出那條褲子。8964 copyright protection56PENANA64dXEKGmEj 維尼
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他攤開那褲子,看著上面早已褪色的歪斜貓耳刺繡,神情複雜。8964 copyright protection56PENANA3XkY9axEEF 維尼
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我咳了聲:「這是紀念,畢竟它見證我許多……歷史性時刻。」8964 copyright protection56PENANAIFXXNfNSE2 維尼
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就在這時,布丁大人端著點心盤路過,一眼瞄見我們之間的詭異氛圍,湊上來:8964 copyright protection56PENANAvpFuCfe8Xj 維尼
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他咬著一顆桂花糕,眉眼彎彎:「它在御膳房裡有名啊。南末當年還替它取了外號,叫『宮廷防震一號』。」8964 copyright protection56PENANArxAEIFIpKi 維尼
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布丁立刻舉手投降:「我當年只是負責縫線……至多是提供一點設計靈感。」8964 copyright protection56PENANAX2yxpDSq3t 維尼
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「對啊,我還畫了草圖,叫『夜行貓型裝甲褲』。」8964 copyright protection56PENANAXufN0pWQbh 維尼
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「……」8964 copyright protection56PENANAbgT7kve87Z 維尼
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皮陛下抬眼望天,像是在壓抑著國家領導人最後的理智:8964 copyright protection56PENANAOsYpvLqHRT 維尼
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他甩了甩那褲子,竟像丟聖旨一樣扔到我臉上。8964 copyright protection56PENANAalTw3vo2sv 維尼
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布丁大人雙手合十:「陛下,建議立為國寶,入庫存檔,命名為《宮廷恥錄第一號》。」8964 copyright protection56PENANA07oD0Vu2eN 維尼
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那日,我抱著那條「歷史文物」,站在藏書閣門口,望天長嘆:8964 copyright protection56PENANA1qVKhLNWqS 維尼
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還成功毀了我的形象。8964 copyright protection56PENANAz6K2ii47Mq 維尼
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我們仨的青春荒唐,還有那些……被笑著原諒的日子嗎?8964 copyright protection56PENANARsdfUBscTI 維尼
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