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No Plagiarism!dC7DSHNkKIbqoJdnU30Kposted on PENANA 那天我正打算把那條老舊的「厚墊防禦褲」燒掉,以保聲譽。8964 copyright protection43PENANAC6llkCcCys 維尼
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他攤開那褲子,看著上面早已褪色的歪斜貓耳刺繡,神情複雜。8964 copyright protection43PENANAn4ncMsOVg0 維尼
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他咬著一顆桂花糕,眉眼彎彎:「它在御膳房裡有名啊。南末當年還替它取了外號,叫『宮廷防震一號』。」8964 copyright protection43PENANAQnjN0Rn75B 維尼
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那日,我抱著那條「歷史文物」,站在藏書閣門口,望天長嘆:8964 copyright protection43PENANAt5FrNVpnIM 維尼
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