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No Plagiarism!J4AaX8AIzioMGdMOBMUVposted on PENANA 那天我正打算把那條老舊的「厚墊防禦褲」燒掉,以保聲譽。8964 copyright protection137PENANALhnYXcMj0R 維尼
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他咬著一顆桂花糕,眉眼彎彎:「它在御膳房裡有名啊。南末當年還替它取了外號,叫『宮廷防震一號』。」8964 copyright protection137PENANAqbpJBzuHrW 維尼
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那日,我抱著那條「歷史文物」,站在藏書閣門口,望天長嘆:8964 copyright protection137PENANA14oGyeNQM4 維尼
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